Corrupt a Wish game

[Deleted]

Granted, but none of those genies will make your wishes come true.

I wish for a new calligraphy pen.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but the calligraphy pen will immediately be broken once you used it.

I wish for all my wished to be used up.

[Ruby]

Granted, but then you realize that your puppy has died and you wish to wish it back to life.

I wish that I was the main character in an adventurous Japanese manga book.

[Deleted]

DENIED!!

I wish to meet all 667ers in a gathering somewhere near my house.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but those who will be invited are those who had an epilepsy is some point in their lives.

I wish for a new computer.

[spats]

Granted but it doesn't turn on.

I wish for a new phone.

[Deleted]

Granted but it has no battery.

I wish for a talking cat with good manners.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but its voice sounds like a foghorn.

I wish to graduate this year.

[-Pepsi.]

DENIED.

I wish I could speak every language.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but you'll only speak the basics like "Hello" or "yes" or "Where is the nearest restroom". Not the complicated stuff like passive verbs or grammatic construction of sentences or superlative adjectives.

I wish for $5,000

[kougermasters]

Granted, but you got into a car accident, destroyed some city property, got sued, and had to pay a $5,000 fine.

I wish I could breathe underwater and talk to aquatic animals, such as fish.

[Deleted]

Denied.

I wish for a salt shaker.

[-Pepsi.]

Granted, but the salt is highly acidic and will burn upon skin contact.

I wish planes didn't always fly over my house.

[kougermasters]

Granted, but instead of flying over your house, they fly into it. And crash.

I wish Pepsi would stop wishing for ridiculous things.

[-Pepsi.]

DENIED!

I wish that I could never wish for un-ridiculous things.