Corrupt a Wish game

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but lots of swans take their place.

I wish days would be longer.

[(insert name here)]

Granted, but the nights are much shorter.

I wish for an extra finger.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but there is no fingernail on it!

I wish for fancy martini glasses.

[heartshapedballoon]

Granted, but you can only drink water from them.

I wish for a some chocolate ice cream.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but you fing a toe in it.

I wish for free booze.

[heartshapedballoon]

Granted, but it's covered in hot sauce.

I wish for a pretty new ribbon.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but it's torn in half.

I wish for a lasagna for lunch.

[heartshapedballoon]

Granted, but it's filled with flies!

I wish for a new notebook.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but someone wrote all over it!

I wish for a blueberry muffin.

[heartshapedballoon]

Granted, but the blueberries are actually frog eyes!

I wish for a new swim suit.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but it's transparent.

I wish for some tequila shots.

[heartshapedballoon]

Granted, but there are fruit flies in them.

I wish for a warm bath.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but you get scalded if you go in.

I wish for new books to read.

[Songbird]

Granted, but they are all braille

I wish I had an apple pie

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but the apples are sour like those from The End. On the bright side, you're immunified against Medusoid Mycelium poisoning!

I wish people would stop wearing real fur.