Corrupt a Wish game

[Michelle Denouement]

Granted. They'll be wearing shag carpeting from the late 60's.

I wish I had a glass of blackcurrant juice right now.

[manniewheel]

Granted, but the glass is not made of real glass.

I wish for a bottle of iced water.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but the water is colored yellow so it's like drinking pee.

I wish it would stop raining and that the sun would come out.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but when the sun comes out it will burn your eyes.

I wish Spain will win the World Cup.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, and not by me.

I wish a certain someone would call me.

[Elle]

Granted. They call to tell you that several of your childhood friends have fallen from a hot air balloon into the Pacific Ocean... or something.

I wish all of my Dharma & Greg DVDs worked properly...

[Isadora]

Granted. All the scratches suddenly disappear.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

[Songbird]

Granted but they are made out of fish heads

I wish I didn't have school the day Cassandra Clare was having a book signing so I could go

[Michelle Denouement]

Granted, but the book signing was cancelled.

I wish I had a MacBook.

[Isadora]

Denied. You receive a Big Mac though.

I wish for a new wardrobe.

[Michelle Denouement]

(Blegh! I don't eat beef.) Granted. It will consist of clothes in powder blue, burnt orange, avocado green, and mustard yellow.

I wish I had some henna for my hair.

[Isadora]

Granted, but you'll have to travel to the abandoned coal mines of Southeast India to get it.

I wish for a $20 bill to appear in my pocket.

[Elle]

Granted, but it's covered in a mysterious green goo.

I wish Glee would cover Owl City's Fireflies.

[Isadora]

Granted, but mysteriously, your hearing will fail every time the song comes on.

I wish for rain.

[Songbird]

Granted but it rains hot dogs

I wish school started next week instead of Monday