Corrupt a Wish game

[Mijahu]

Granted, but you had quizzes in place of the tests.

I wish I didn't have a virus.

[Ruby]

Granted. You now have a swine flu. (OMJEEBUS.)

I wish that chatspeak was never created.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted. With no sideeffects.

I wish that I had a stonger stomach.

[Ruby]

Granted. It now lifts 50 lbs. more than before.

I wish that I could get this story that I wrote published.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but it was a complete failure, selling zero copies.

I wish that tommorow was saturday.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but it was the last Saturday ever, meaning the world ended before the next one could take place.

I wish that my teacher would understand why I missed P.E.

[violet]

Granted, but for the rest of your life, she will deliver really bad casseroles and explosive, deadly sorry cards to your house.

I wish I was shorter.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but you have no shins as a result.

I wish my blisters would just callus over already.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

DENIED! HAHAHAH!

I wish that my internet connection was a lot faster.

[Elle]

Granted, but it makes your computer slower.

I wish that nothing could corrupt this wish.

[-Pepsi.]

Granted.

I wish that all the schools in the world exploded, with no one inside or near the explosion, and that people turned smart magically so they didn't have to live on the streets.

[Elle]

Granted, but all the schools exploding at once causes nuclear winter.

I wish that at least one of my friends would be online at all times

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but they dont want to talk to you.

I wish that I had more money....

[Elle]

Granted, but it's all in the form of gift cards to a flower shop in Indiana.

I wish everything on iTunes was free

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but you can only buy music you hate.

I wish that I was better at not losing things.