Corrupt a Wish game

[Mijahu]

DENIED!

I wish to be born in a better time than now.

[-Pepsi.]

Granted, but you can't be born in a better time in the past, and there will never be a better time from now so you'll cease to exist.

I wish I had a new binder.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!!!

I wish for $1,000,000

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but you must eat it instead of spending it.

I wish that I never had to go to school again.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but because you never furthered your education you ended up on the streets.

I wish I had clean teeth.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but you'll only use your teeth for opening purposes only.

I wish that I can make a perfectly human-like creature in Spore.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Denied.

I wish that the ASOUE books had a better ending.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make your own ending.

I wish for a new keyboard.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but it can only make one sound.

I wish the weekend was longer.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but only by one second.

I wish for my nose to be clear.

[Ruby]

DENIED, STUFFY!

I wish that I was a banana. And I got to sing the Peanut Butter Jelly Song.

[Deleted]

Denied, banana-wannabe.

I wish for a new fun board game.

[Ruby]

Granted, But it's "Corrupt a Wish 2"


I wish for pie.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but it's from Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Emporium on Fleet Street.

I wish for a Pepsi.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Denied, but you CAN have a Coke.

I wish that testing at my school was over.