David Lettermans Top Ten

[Amphagorey]

I thought this one was particualrily hilarious;

P.s. I'll post more later.


Top Ten Dumb Guy Complaints About "The Lord of the Rings"


10. "I expected something, you know, more Hobbity"

9. "'Middle Earth' scenes clearly shot on regular Earth"

8. "It was real long and not a cartoon"

7. "Accidentally put butter on my Twizzlers"

6. "My name is Stu -- how come there aren't any Hobbits named Stu?"

5. "Where the hell is Chewbacca?"

4. "If they're going to have magic, why not bring back the rapping kangaroo?"

3. "Couldn't focus on movie -- kept thinking about how I blew all my money on the Giants"

2. "I kept trying to talk to Frodo, but he ignored me like he's 'all that'"

1. "I haven't seen it yet -- I'm too busy governing California"

[Tommy the Sexy]

LMAO!!!! OH THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD! ;D ;D

[Freshie]

Um, Woo! Funny! Yay!.....

[pennyroyal]

I always like the Top 10 thing...

I think the "Things Not To Do At LOTR" email that is making the rounds on the internet is funnier.

"When the Ents attack Isengard in TTT, stand up and shout 'RUN FOREST, RUN!!!!'"

[Charles Vane]

Haha these are great.

yeah I love what not to do at LOTR. During the middle of the movie scream "where the hell is Harry Potter?" and dress up as old ladies and re-enact the Battle of helms Deep Monty Python style.

[Amphagorey]

There was one, Top Ten dumb Guy Resolutions. I can't find it, but here's what I remember.

1: Eat more paint.
2: Remove T.V. screen, crawl through when bay watch comes on.
3: Lose all pounds of weight.
4: Don't eat medicine just because they look like candy
5: Aw hell, who am I kidding? If it looks like candy it's candy!