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Post by Seymour Glass on May 11, 2012 11:40:04 GMT -5
That's a good one. I hope you don't mind me using your ficverse, Quags. I think you'll know who said this.
Rupert: I have an Irish face and Yiddish timing.
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Post by Very Funky Disco on May 11, 2012 15:55:57 GMT -5
Thanks! I like yours, too!
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Post by Seymour Glass on May 11, 2012 16:00:49 GMT -5
Do you know who I got my quote from?
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Post by Seymour Glass on May 12, 2012 7:04:08 GMT -5
Esme: JD Salinger is in. That's why his name is JD Sal"in"ger.
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Post by Very Funky Disco on May 12, 2012 12:07:28 GMT -5
Michael J Fox. I like your new one, as well.
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Post by Very Funky Disco on May 12, 2012 17:38:25 GMT -5
Nigel: I hate Americans! They're all stupid and ignorant!
Klaus: Then I hope you believe in reincarnation, and that people actually have a choice of what country to be born into.
*****
Teacher: Klaus, can you tell us the difference between "guilt" and "shame"?
Klaus: Sure! "Guilt" is the result of going against personal morals, while "shame" is the result of going against social norms.
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Post by Invisible on May 15, 2012 7:08:15 GMT -5
*Meg and Veasna have just seen the new Star Trek movie*
Veasna: That was brilliant! Oh, my God, I've never seen anything like it! The actors really did look like the original actors. Especially that Zachary Quinto kid. He looks sooooooooo much like Leonard Nimoy that it's actually creepy!
Meg: I didn't like it.
Veasna: WHAT?!!! How come??!!!!
Meg: Think of what Grandma used to say.
Veasna: OMG William Shatner is so sexy I don't care if he's young enough to be my son I just wanna marry him?
Meg: No! She told me once. *struggles to remember the exact words* As long as the friendship between Kirk and Spock stays as strong as it is now, that's where you'll find the true essence of the show. I just don't find that Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto had that kind of chemistry Nimoy and Shatner have. I don't know. It just didn't feel right You know what I mean?
Veasna: It's because they didn't have any gay moments, isn't it?
Meg: It just isn't Star Trek if it's not gay!
Veasna: Epic lulz! You know, I feel the overwhelming urge to cosplay again. How about it, cuz? For old time's sake?
Meg: I don't think my costume would fit.
Veasna: What if we...remade our costumes into the style of the movie? I think I'll cosplay as nu!Sulu this time. He was awesome.
Meg: You certainly have the Asian features to do it. I think I'll cosplay as nu!Spock's mother. She was cute.
Veasna: Let's do it! ;D
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Post by Very Funky Disco on May 15, 2012 9:26:17 GMT -5
Klaus: I never understood the concept of "guilty pleasures". Why should I feel guilty for, say, liking Michael Jackson? I mean, there's nothing morally wrong with liking Michael Jackson. Just because some people may not approve of me liking Michael Jackson - because they think it's having bad taste in music, or whatever. Well, screw what other people think! I refuse to feel guilty for the things that I derive pleasure from, providing that it's not actually morally wrong to derive pleasure from it.
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Post by Seymour Glass on May 16, 2012 18:21:27 GMT -5
Esme: Violins are in. That's why they're called viol"in"s!
Nero: Of course, violins are "in." I am a genius!
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Post by Invisible on May 22, 2012 18:26:23 GMT -5
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Post by Michelle Denouement on May 22, 2012 19:51:58 GMT -5
Michelle: In my high school band, each instrument had their own stereotype. The trumpets were horny ones, the trombonists and saxophonists were perverted, the bassoonist and oboist were friends with benefits, the flutes were snobs, the french horn players were "attached at the hip", the clarinet players were disciples to our band director and called her "Mom", the euphonium player had a crush on our band director and was a stoner, the percussionists were also stoners, and the tuba player was a major nerd who also played guitar badly and serenaded me. ******* Michelle: I've always had trouble falling asleep, even as a baby. I have too much on my mind to fall asleep before midnight. Now that I'm pregnant, I've been falling asleep earlier. I often stayed up until 1 or 2 in the morning, but last night, I fell asleep at 11 and woke up at 7. And Hugo did something really cute last night: he put his hands on my stomach. ******* Michelle: I did pointe for 8 years and my feet paid for it. While I was dancing on pointe, I couldn't get pedicures because it would remove the protective callouses. My feet look bony because the joints in my feet swelled up. I stopped wearing stripper heels after I graduated from college because they hurt my feet. ******* Hugo: One sign you're about to become a parent: you look up directions on how to assemble a crib on the internet. That's what I did today. Though Michelle isn't due for another 34 weeks, I just want to be prepared.
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Post by Seymour Glass on May 23, 2012 16:39:04 GMT -5
Violet Marie, have you actually written any stories with Michelle in it yet?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on May 23, 2012 21:51:13 GMT -5
Seymour Glass I'm working on one, currently. Hopefully, I'll have more time to write it soon, since I'm graduating and having the summer off.
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Post by Seymour Glass on May 25, 2012 12:33:16 GMT -5
Klaus: *singing* When a man loves a woman...
Sir: Which one are you? The man or the woman?
Charles: Questioning the kid's sexuality. Good one!
Inspired by this:
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Post by Invisible on May 25, 2012 12:40:51 GMT -5
*laughs* Oh, Lenny & Carl. I had forgotten how gay they were XD
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