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Post by BSam on Jan 17, 2013 21:28:31 GMT -5
I think what tragedy is saying is he will kill the loser of the vote.
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Post by Lady Whatever on Jan 17, 2013 23:13:36 GMT -5
I vote for Songbird to live and kick Pandora's ass. Us Jews gotta watch each other's back.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 17, 2013 23:19:03 GMT -5
Did Songbird put you up to this?
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 18, 2013 15:21:36 GMT -5
I vote for Songbird to live and kick Pandora's ass. Us Jews gotta watch each other's back. PS, Skype thing on Sunday! You should join us again.
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Post by Lady Whatever on Jan 19, 2013 3:00:11 GMT -5
Ooooh really? What time? I actually have Sunday open.
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Jan 19, 2013 6:31:29 GMT -5
I vote for Songbird because it's her birthday.
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Post by BSam on Jan 19, 2013 6:47:49 GMT -5
Ooooh really? What time? I actually have Sunday open. Hopefully not too early, I don't want to start drinking before midday
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Post by Lady Whatever on Jan 19, 2013 13:17:05 GMT -5
Poor BSam, drinking on a Monday midday while the rest of us are drinking on a Sunday night.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 19, 2013 16:32:06 GMT -5
Like eight central time?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2013 18:34:20 GMT -5
One Year Ago Tragedy was exploring a cave in South America during one of his bimonthly vacations. He stumbled upon a stone tablet with ancient writing on it. He read the text to himself. He thought it was a cool looking tablet, so he put it in his bag and took it home with him. Present Day “Let’s finish this now, Pandora,” said Songbird, and Pandora nodded. The two had been rivals for as long as they could remember, but now one of them had to die. Songbird took out her crossbow and shot an arrow. It pierced Pandora in the shoulder. Pandora picked up a sword and attempted to swing it at Songbird, but the pain in her shoulder was too great. She grabbed the arrow and ripped it out. Blood started flowing, but Pandora didn’t have time. Songbird was aiming another arrow, so Pandora dove behind a rock, just avoiding getting hit again. Pandora took out her throwing knives, and readied herself. She knew Songbird would have an arrow ready, so she had to act fast. She jumped up and threw both knives. One of the knives hit Songbird in the knee, and Songbird’s arrow just missed hitting Pandora in the neck. Songbird fell to the ground, and Pandora pounced. Pandora jumped on top of Songbird and punched her in the face. Songbird, regaining her strength, threw Pandora off of her, then jumped to her feet and kicked her in the ribs. Pandora yelped in pain, and Songbird nocked one more arrow, and aimed it straight at Pandora’s head. The earth started to shake. The sky turned pitch black. The ground cracked open, and a demon emerged from the smoke. “It is now one year after my table was removed from its resting place, and just as the prophecy written on it states, I am now going to rise and destroy the world!” Everybody in the world was dumbfounded, because they didn’t know about this prophecy. Tragedy looked over at his beloved stone tablet, and tried to hide it behind the couch before anyone else saw it. “There must be a way to stop this,” said Sixteen, as all the other contestants gathered together to where the demon was. Sherry Ann perked up and said “I’ve been doing some research on this in the last few minutes, and I’ve discovered an awful diggity lot. I found out that the demon was summoned because of a vacation Tragedy took to South America a year ago, and that he took a stone tablet with the prophecy written on it. The demon will destroy the world, unless the wolf takes down the bird. Tragedy also hid the tablet behind his couch, so that nobody would know this was his fault-io.” Everybody started at her dumbfounded. “How the potato did you know all that. It’s been like 30 seconds” said Dante. “Just simple detective work. I still don’t understand how to stop it though.” said Sherry Ann. Songbird looked down, then quietly said. “I do. I’m the bird. Casey Teenwolf over there is the wolf. Pandora has to kill me. Everybody gasped. “But Songbird! You were just about to kill Pandora. Everybody knows it. You even got more votes,” said BSam. Everybody nodded, including Pandora who couldn’t even deny that she had gotten super lucky. “It doesn’t matter. I need to do this to save the world!” Songbird picked up a sword, and handed it to Pandora. She looked her in the eyes and said “Please, you have to kill me.” Pandora looked at Songbird, and a single tear fell from her eyes. “I can’t kill you, Songbird. I love you.” Everybody gasped again. “I’ve always loved you. That’s why I act like I do around you. I’m too embarrassed by my feelings.” Songbird took Pandora’s hand, and they starred into each other’s eyes while a montage of Songbird/Pandora moments played over this song. “If you love me, Pandora, you have to kill me. Please,” said Songbird with a smile. Pandora nodded, now weeping. She knew she had to do it. “Songbird…” Pandora started to say. Songbird put her finger to Pandora’s lips and said “Shhhh. Not a word in anymore.” Pandora took the sword, and drove it into Songbird’s stomach. She fell to the ground dead. The demon behind them all yelled in pain, as it disintegrated into nothing. The world was saved. The remaining contestants buried Songbird in sand. It was just like this scene. Everybody cried. Next time - People die.
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Post by Hermedy on Jan 27, 2013 20:11:24 GMT -5
That was a really creative chapter! I thoroughly enjoyed it
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 27, 2013 20:44:01 GMT -5
I liked this better after Willis explained it to me. But I still have horrible taste except in Lindas.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Jan 27, 2013 21:18:42 GMT -5
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Post by Christmas Chief on Jan 27, 2013 21:20:39 GMT -5
Perfectly executed melodrama, and interesting unveiling, too. Also, "diggity," brilliant. I'll make a note to use that one.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 27, 2013 21:38:22 GMT -5
Neither of you were given permission to use my likeness this way.
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