Duel for Leering Literature

[Lady Whatever]

Well done, F.D. Your anti-me poem gave me a good chortle.

[csc]

Thanks, LG, yours were fantastic too.

[Lady Whatever]

So, when do we get to be judged?

[csc]

I was wondering about that aswell but didn't want to be pushy.

[Dear Dairy]

I know it won't do any good with the judging, but this is my favorite competition so far! Well done, both of you!

[Charles Vane]

Hurtful. I challenge you to a game of Scrabble.

[Dear Dairy]

You wouldn't want to play me in Scrabble. I cheat.

And I couldn't see your game of Scrabble anyway, so I have no way of knowing if your challenge was better than this one.

[csc]

Thanks, Dear Dairy, it was a challenge, but quite fun!

[Lady Whatever]

Thank you, Dear Dairy!
So who is judging us then? I'm eager to find out the results.

[csc]

So am I. I thought Tragedy was judging us.

[BSam]

Who do you feel won?

[csc]

Hmm, that´s a tricky question. I´d really love to win and feel like I did my best, but LG´s poems were incredible and she´s a phenomenal writer, so I´m not sure. I have hopes, though.

[csc]

*cough*

[Lady Whatever]

Does this mean that we're going to share it, or what?

[Hermes]

Two poets, both alike in dignity
Contending for a place of power we see.
Each their own praises sings with wit and grace
(Though scansion's rather odd, in either case).
Of insults if they show less mastery,
This testifies to their nobility.
Hard is the judge's task: how shall I dare
Between these two fine talents to compare?
Yet in the end, though both deserve renown
To Lady Grantham I award the crown.