The Life of Lemony Snicket
With October looming ever nearer, excitement is definitely stating to escalate, as we are on the cusp of the new series. Lemony Snicket, the enigmatic narrator is revealing key events in his childhood, but what can we already glean from the text of
A Series of Unfortunate Events, it’s supplementary materials and the newly released first and second chapters of
All the Wrong Questions? We know from
The Little Snicket Lad that he was born on a cattle farm, although the text clearly corrects this to a dairy, aptly named Valorous Farms Dairy. His father was named Jacob and his mother is the unnamed Mrs. Snicket. He had two older siblings, Jacques and Kit Snicket.
At Valorous Farms Dairy, the family is mentioned to have cheese maker associates, which remain closely connected to the entire Snicket family. The name of the dairy confirms it was a place associated with VFD, and that both Snicket Parents were closely working with the Cheese makers before the time of Lemony Snicket’s birth. Due to this evidence his parents can be confirmed to be VFD members, although whether they were recruited into the organisation or joined freely before the Schism is unknown. The Schism began when Kit Snicket was four, and so happened when Lemony was unborn or a young toddler. After the Schism VFD very much takes place in families, and has almost become tradition.
“This is entirely accurate, much to my mother’s dismay, who always wished she had delayed her investigation one more day,” does show that although Mrs. Snicket was clearly involved in VFD activities, she may have resented her son’s departure somewhat. The fact that Lemony knows his mother always wished she’d had time to say goodbye, may mean that he was allowed to and frequently wrote letters home to her, as the line suggests correspondence, although indirect, on a regular basis.
If Mrs. Snicket was absent on the day of her son’s taking, what then was Mr.Snicket doing? It is unlikely that Jacob was away as well, as it seems improbable that a young child would be left at home alone, despite being reasonably intelligent. Jacob was involved in VFD proceedings too, although perhaps more indirectly. Mrs Snicket and himself may also have taken it in turns to watch over their children. Judging by the Snicket’s actions, the Schism may have been in less of a dire situation for the Volunteers than during the timeframe in which
A Series of Unfortunate Events takes place in, as the Snicket’s appear not to have tried to shelter the children much from VFD goings on, although they may have resented it. In
A Series of Unfortunate Events the Baudelaire parents try desperately to shield their children from anything related to VFD, and do a successful job. It is likely that during the period when the Baudelaires were born the Schism was at its peak, thus motivating their parents to give their children a normal childhood.
Lemony may have been “taken” into VFD when he was around five years old, or sometime near is fifth birthday, as Dewey Denouement mentions in
The Penultimate Peril that he and his brother’s were taken on their fifth Birthdays. However in the folk ballad, The Little Snicket Lad, it is implied that his siblings were taken at the same time as him, although they are clearly older than him. VFD may have tried to recruit all siblings at once, meaning less exposure for a secret organisation.
Even though it is seen as tradition for VFD membership to run in families, there is still indication that new members can join, In Chapter twelve of
The Unauthorised Autobiography there are detailed instructions on using code with your parents in order to join VFD. VFD devised this scheme so that anyone could still join, but the organisation would still be able to expand its membership. We also learn from the same volume, that VFD still goes about observing children who show worthy skills of the VFD cause and noble actions, although later on around the time of
A Series of Unfortunate Events there is never any mention of the Quagmies or Baudelaires being watched or taken.
Lemony was taken in the usual way- he was dragged from his ankles and driven away. Assuming from the evidence in
The Penultimate Peril that Lemony was taken at five years old, we can also assume that he begun his formal VFD training around the same age.
Much of Lemony’s VFD training is unknown. He first met the future Duchess of Winnipeg, R, in the VFD infirmary where they “told stories to distract themselves from the pain in their ankles.” The pain in their ankles may from being taken by them, meaning that they would’ve become acquainted with each other early on.
In
The Unauthorised Autobiography we are given a VFD meeting transcript, confirmed to have taken place when Lemony was VFD neophyte. We straight away identify “L” as Lemony from his asking, “What is the matter with your hand?”
Lemony is addressed by his superiors: “As you get older these expressions will be easier to understand.” During the meeting R says “I agree. I’m nine years old…” She then goes on to say she is concerned for VFD’s younger members. This R is the Duchess of Winnipeg, and if she is nine Lemony has to be around the same age. At this age there is also no mention of Beatrice or even a “B” present during the transcript.
The transcript also reveals that, as a neophyte, Lemony was subjected to monthly testing, recapping on important VFD information like the black jeep secret, Sugar bowl secret and Seabald code. This not only tells us about Lemony’s particular education, but also about how VFD went about it. Parents possibly encouraged their children to read and write from an early age, as all VFD members display a reasonable amount of intelligence. In the earlier years it seems as though VFD was most concerned with making sure the neophytes knew every detail about how the organisation operated, from codes to volunteer positions. Later on it is revealed in
The Beatrice Letters that around age eleven volunteers in training begin their education in subjects they are interested in such as Rhetoric, codes and Drama. The subjects they studied were key as to their VFD positions they were to occupy in later years.
However, it wasn’t until Lemony was eleven years old that he began his relationship with Beatrice. It is likely that Lemony was familiar with her name and face, but rarely talked to her. He states opening in his note to her “You have always looked like an interesting person and I enjoyed very much your oral report on the history of the sonnet.” Lemony may have attended English class with her based on the fact that he was familiar with her report.
Details of their first official meeting are unknown, but it is assumed it went successfully as Lemony and Beatrice met for Root Beer floats many times afterward and were friends throughout the rest of their training in the VFD school.
Lemony took code class, although it is unknown whether this class is optional or not. At this point Lemony was still acquainted with R and also knew O, who can only be Olaf, due to the reference of him being one-eyebrowed. Lemony has an immediate dislike and mistrust of Olaf, even being young; probably because of an incident “with a bottle of ink and a root beer float” that Olaf is implied to be responsible for.
Lemony was also on a climbing excursion to the mountains, which rules out the possibility of his VFD training to have taken place in the headquarters mentioned in
The Penultimate Peril. It is more than likely that this is was one of many excursions he went on, VFD taking the chance to familiarise it’s students with travelling from place to place. The excursions could’ve been a key opportunity for VFD to teach the students about the organisations History. Lemony joined Beatrice for a few hours cave exploration- which could indicate that they learned about the Volunteer Feline Detectives that used to live in them. It is also likely, and widely speculated upon that this was the famous trip where Beatrice was at some point picked up by an eagle, mentioned by Lemony in
The Miserable Mill and Jerome in
The Ersatz Elevator. Jerome would’ve had to be present or witnessed the event for this to be the case. Due to his ignorance in the sixth book, it is highly unlikely he trained as a VFD member along with R, Lemony and Beatrice.
Recently Chapters one and two of
All the Wrong Questions, Lemony’s upcoming new series were recently made available to us, giving away yet more information about Lemony’s mysterious childhood.
Lemony was supposed to be taking a train somewhere, and to the train station he was accompanied by two individuals posing as his parents. Lemony was very aware that these people were of no relation to him, but his “parents” do not know. Why they are pretending to be Lemony’s parents is unclear, although they were planning to take him “someplace else that you do not want to be in” according to Lemony’s escort, S.Theodora Markson.
Lemony graduated just before he was thirteen, an unusual age, but common for all VFD members, as is indicated by Lemony’s references to his female friend, who has also recently graduated and is off on an apprenticeship like himself. In the transcript in
The Unauthorised Autobiography it is explained that once graduated VFD members are assigned to strangers and scattered across the globe to perform various tasks, before returning and completing the final phase during their training.
Lemony’s female friend he refers to frequently is believed to be Beatrice, based on the reference to a bat shaped tape measure, connected to Beatrice as she was a “Baticeer.”
Young Lemony is similar to his older self. It is possible he picked up the habit of using the phrase “a word which here means…” from S.Theodora Markson as she uses it in conversation with him.
Thirteen year old Lemony displays all qualities necessary for a VFD member; he is observant and inquisitive, irritating Theodora.
Lemony seems blissfully unaware of the Schism: it may be because he does not yet know of it, or does not yet know the destruction it had caused among VFD members. There are also no references to his mother, father of siblings so they may have been separated for sometime.
Lemony had his final VFD training earlier than normal, as revealed in the letter to him from Jacques. It contains a packet of information, detailing VFD disguise. The reason for this could be that the Schism has become even worse, meaning VFD needs as many volunteers as it can get, so therefore Lemony had to complete training early.
After he had completed training, Lemony went on to work as assistant obituary spell-checker at
The Daily Punctilio. He was working their as a VFD agent, although working in such a low position that he started out as would provide little opportunities to expose items of importance to the general public. As stated in Lemony’s letter to Beatrice (at which point they were romantically involved) R became the duchess of Winnipeg when her mother passed away. This caused a reshuffle at the Punctilio offices, with Jacques moved to financial times, Geraldine moved to fashion editor and Lemony became a theatre critic. Lemony critiqued the play “The World is Quiet Here.” The title had been changed by Olaf and Esme and instead of Beatrice playing the leading role, Esme was. Lemony wrote about this, and his ill opinion of Esme eventually led to him being fired from the paper.
At this point Lemony and Beatrice were both engaged, after Lemony proposed to her over a midnight root beer float. It is likely they were separated for a long time, during which
The Daily Punctilio spread rumours about him and blamed him for a series of crimes he did not commit. This led Beatrice to break off her engagement, returning the ring and writing him a two hundred page book stating why she could not marry him.
However, as mentioned in the books, Lemony and Beatrice did meet again at least once more. Fifteen years later, Lemony delivered a warning to Beatrice about Count Olaf, although it is not revealed what the warning was about. Beatrice perished in the fire that destroyed the Baudelaire mansion, and Lemony, embarked on a journey to retrace the steps of her orphaned children.