Post by BSam on Aug 19, 2012 1:39:13 GMT -5
Lemona Snicket was sitting in the corner, weeping. Willis approached, and asked her what was wrong.
"My feelings are the worst right now" she wailed.
Willis offered her a hug but she shrank away.
"No, please, what would he think if he saw us being intimate again"
"Sorry, I didn't think of that" stammered Willis.
"If he saw us touching then he's even less likely to want to be with me, there's already so much about me that is horrible-"
"Nonsense, " Willis reassured her, "You're an amazing young woman, why would someone not want you?"
"Well, for a start there's my age..."
"Oh hush, who on earth would reject you based on your age?"
"Well, he hasn't explicitly said so much, but I assume so, he could have his pick of anyone from 667, there are so many more worthy than me, BSam wouldn't notice me at all." She resumed her weeping.
Willis thought for a second, then spoke again "You do have a point, I actually have quite the man crush on him myself, but if you want him to notice you, you can't hide here all day crying your eyes out, let's go talk to him."
Lemona wiped a tear from her eye and stood up. "You're right!" she said, and they started on their way along the path that leads to BSam.
Along the way they came across Pandora, "Where are you going?" Pandora asked the two travellers.
"We're going to BSam, to profess our love."
"That's a great idea, I also lust after that handsome man, I shall join you!"
As they made their way, they kept meeting other 667ers who joined them in their trek to meet BSam. The eventual parade consisted of the majority of the members of 667, all of whom loved BSam, and it was peaceful enough except for when Rellim saw Trikip and screamed, the resulting stampede tragically resulted in Bryan being crushed to death.
As they reached BSam, Lemona put herself forward and was all like "BSam, we all can't live without you! Please choose one of us, so we can know for sure if you like us."
BSam considered carefully and decided that they could all stay!
As the mass of people approached him for one of the biggest groups hugs ever, BSam woke up.
He had been dreaming a happy dream, and woke up smiling, but that smile turned to tears when he realised that people only love him in his dreams, and that in the real world he was a sad lonely man.
The End.
"My feelings are the worst right now" she wailed.
Willis offered her a hug but she shrank away.
"No, please, what would he think if he saw us being intimate again"
"Sorry, I didn't think of that" stammered Willis.
"If he saw us touching then he's even less likely to want to be with me, there's already so much about me that is horrible-"
"Nonsense, " Willis reassured her, "You're an amazing young woman, why would someone not want you?"
"Well, for a start there's my age..."
"Oh hush, who on earth would reject you based on your age?"
"Well, he hasn't explicitly said so much, but I assume so, he could have his pick of anyone from 667, there are so many more worthy than me, BSam wouldn't notice me at all." She resumed her weeping.
Willis thought for a second, then spoke again "You do have a point, I actually have quite the man crush on him myself, but if you want him to notice you, you can't hide here all day crying your eyes out, let's go talk to him."
Lemona wiped a tear from her eye and stood up. "You're right!" she said, and they started on their way along the path that leads to BSam.
Along the way they came across Pandora, "Where are you going?" Pandora asked the two travellers.
"We're going to BSam, to profess our love."
"That's a great idea, I also lust after that handsome man, I shall join you!"
As they made their way, they kept meeting other 667ers who joined them in their trek to meet BSam. The eventual parade consisted of the majority of the members of 667, all of whom loved BSam, and it was peaceful enough except for when Rellim saw Trikip and screamed, the resulting stampede tragically resulted in Bryan being crushed to death.
As they reached BSam, Lemona put herself forward and was all like "BSam, we all can't live without you! Please choose one of us, so we can know for sure if you like us."
BSam considered carefully and decided that they could all stay!
As the mass of people approached him for one of the biggest groups hugs ever, BSam woke up.
He had been dreaming a happy dream, and woke up smiling, but that smile turned to tears when he realised that people only love him in his dreams, and that in the real world he was a sad lonely man.
The End.