Post by F. S. Rue on Sept 1, 2012 0:39:39 GMT -5
Dismissing the fact that (SPOILER ALERT) Olaf's dead, my friend was telling me about her strange new geometry teacher.....
"He reminds me of a cross between Count Olaf and Voldemort," she said.
"He has a long, crooked nose and a deep raspy voice. He is really good at acting, and sometimes I can't tell if he is being serious or if he is just messing around." My friend told me as we walked down the hallway. But what she says next is the most frightening of them all.
"He was giving an example of a problem and he had to think of two names to use in the example. After a few moments of thought, he said, 'How about Frank... And, Beatrice..'" At first, I just laughed at the coincidence of him using Beatrice as an example. And my friend said "It would've been creepier if Frank was a character's name in ASoUE." and I laughed, nodding in agreement with her. After a few minutes I suddenly remembered something, and my thoughts went back to the Penultimate Peril, when we meet three siblings. Triplets, with the names Dewey, Ernest, and Frank." After a brief panic attack that took place in my brain, I quickly told my friend about what I remembered, and she gasped... It was a little creepy how the similarities and the coincidences keep adding up.
And to make it even creepier,
there is a car in our high school parking lot everyday with a license plate that reads "Olaf 87".
Think back to chapter one or two of The End when Olaf states that the first thing he will buy "is a new fancy car that I shall name Count Olaf, after myself."
mind=blown
"He reminds me of a cross between Count Olaf and Voldemort," she said.
"He has a long, crooked nose and a deep raspy voice. He is really good at acting, and sometimes I can't tell if he is being serious or if he is just messing around." My friend told me as we walked down the hallway. But what she says next is the most frightening of them all.
"He was giving an example of a problem and he had to think of two names to use in the example. After a few moments of thought, he said, 'How about Frank... And, Beatrice..'" At first, I just laughed at the coincidence of him using Beatrice as an example. And my friend said "It would've been creepier if Frank was a character's name in ASoUE." and I laughed, nodding in agreement with her. After a few minutes I suddenly remembered something, and my thoughts went back to the Penultimate Peril, when we meet three siblings. Triplets, with the names Dewey, Ernest, and Frank." After a brief panic attack that took place in my brain, I quickly told my friend about what I remembered, and she gasped... It was a little creepy how the similarities and the coincidences keep adding up.
And to make it even creepier,
there is a car in our high school parking lot everyday with a license plate that reads "Olaf 87".
Think back to chapter one or two of The End when Olaf states that the first thing he will buy "is a new fancy car that I shall name Count Olaf, after myself."
mind=blown
I will have to ask my friend. 
It freaked me out and i'm glad he's not my teacher anymore. Then again he's way too short to be Olaf and other than his age/creepiness, he looks like the old man from the movie UP and Uncle Ben from the Amazing Spiderman lol. Sorry about your friend's teacher lol just try not to draw attention to yourself or if you need to, throw a book at him lol. Then scream and run away of course! Or contact the nearest fire department! 
