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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Dec 2, 2012 15:58:04 GMT -5
Thank you! I have the best Secret Santa in the world ;D
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Post by B. on Dec 2, 2012 16:15:26 GMT -5
Who are you and can I marry you
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Dec 2, 2012 16:38:43 GMT -5
Who are you and can I marry you Who? If you mean MY secret santa: No. You can marry your own one.
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Post by secretsanta32 on Dec 2, 2012 18:32:23 GMT -5
Merry Christmas, Willis! I got you some awesome shoes. Here's a pair for lounging around the house: And here's a pair for nights out on the town!
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Q.R.V.
Formidable Foreman
Better paranoid than dead.
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Post by Q.R.V. on Dec 2, 2012 19:32:00 GMT -5
this handsome, amazing guy called Terry, so...... 'Yeah?' said handsome Terry to Sophie 'No way, he's mine!' handsome Terry firmly said. That's when Bee noticed how handsome Terry was I have a Conflicting Conjecture as to who wrote this...
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Post by penne on Dec 2, 2012 19:48:22 GMT -5
made Tragedy silently and pulled a knife at Sophie. 'No, Tragedy! What are you doing! I though you loved me!' said Sophie and pulled a gun at Tragedy with tears in her eyes. 'God, sometimes you can be potatoing annoying,' said Lemona and pulled out a gun at Tryina. 'I've got nothing against you really,' said Uncle BSam and pulled out a gun at Anka. 'Yeah, neither do we. You're really cool, Anka,' agreed everybody in synchronization and smiled at Anka. 'Oh gosh, thanks, you guys,' blushed Anka. Holy crap, this is brilliant. Brilliant. Is it you, Bryan?
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Post by allegedly bryan on Dec 2, 2012 19:53:22 GMT -5
I mean I'm brilliant but nope. It was pretty awesome though.
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Post by BSam on Dec 2, 2012 21:04:36 GMT -5
this handsome, amazing guy called Terry, so...... 'Yeah?' said handsome Terry to Sophie 'No way, he's mine!' handsome Terry firmly said. That's when Bee noticed how handsome Terry was I have a Conflicting Conjecture as to who wrote this... Bee?
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Post by Charlie on Dec 2, 2012 22:58:33 GMT -5
Oh my good god, I love this so much I could cry from laughter. I laughed about fifty million times at this. I would quote my favourite part, but I love it all so much. This is like a present to everyone, and whoever made this should be kept in a virtual dungeon to write fics for us forever and stuff.
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Post by soufflé on Dec 2, 2012 23:49:33 GMT -5
Just saw these and they are perfect.
Also, "handsome Terry," hmm...smells fishy.
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Post by Lady Grantham's Personal Elf on Dec 2, 2012 23:57:55 GMT -5
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~ SHARPIES FOR LADY G MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
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Post by Lady Whatever on Dec 3, 2012 0:26:59 GMT -5
Why, thank you, my dear elf! What's your favourite colour?
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Post by Bryan's Sultry Santa on Dec 3, 2012 5:58:02 GMT -5
A poem, entitled BRYAN, hopefully it's raunchy enough for you.
Bare skin, glistening in the sun, I watch you for so long, then approach, trying my luck
Resisting my advances, why do you turn away, you are my dream, my everything
You run, not caring about my rejection, my feelings, I still follow you, chasing
As I catch up to you, we tumble to the grass, laughing, why do you play with me like this, with my feelings like this
Night time, we sleep but not together, I dream of tomorrow, playing, running, wrestling again, headphones flopping about like so much raw meat
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Post by soufflé on Dec 3, 2012 6:43:17 GMT -5
headphones flopping about like so much raw meat Oh dear god.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 3, 2012 7:36:24 GMT -5
Oh dear god in heaven, to quote the ASoUE movie commentary.
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