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Post by Bat Wayne on Dec 4, 2012 21:14:00 GMT -5
Oh yes thank you all for the nice things, the fics are nice!
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Post by secretsanta40 on Dec 4, 2012 22:03:19 GMT -5
For Lemona, who requested a caricature of how I imagine she looks.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Dec 5, 2012 2:25:26 GMT -5
Wow! Thank you, I love that. Buttons on sleeves, bony hands and dressed in black you got correct. Obviously the hair is correct too. The rest I love anyway. It's now my avatar, and I couldn't be happier with it. What's more, the blue glasses match the blue glasses on Handler in my sig. Reason for Editing: Wanted to, so there.
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Post by Shelly's Secret Santa on Dec 5, 2012 2:26:58 GMT -5
For Shelly: *hugs*
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Post by Songbird on Dec 5, 2012 9:35:39 GMT -5
All these fics are hilarious. I'm sad I forgot to sign up for secret santa. Oh well
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Dec 5, 2012 11:20:05 GMT -5
I would have signed up, but im so busy with my fanfic series (which is getting bigger and bigger by the day)
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Post by B. on Dec 5, 2012 11:23:15 GMT -5
That drawing of Lemona is fantastic, particularly the hair.
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Post by penne on Dec 5, 2012 11:27:29 GMT -5
I don't think that's a drawing.
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Post by B. on Dec 5, 2012 11:30:17 GMT -5
Drawing/photoshopped image/whatever. Whatever media the artist used, it looks great.
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Dec 5, 2012 11:40:53 GMT -5
Drawing/photoshopped image/whatever. Whatever media the artist used, it looks great. Let's call it picture. And yes, it's a great picture.
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Post by Charlie on Dec 6, 2012 0:03:06 GMT -5
Hoorah. I wuv u Secwet Santa! Also, why the hell is Mister M molesting babies, I swear he gets worse by the day ;D. Thankyouuuuuuuuu
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Post by secretsanta23 on Dec 6, 2012 1:18:20 GMT -5
I would write a hell of a lot introducing this and apologising about how it sucks in comparison to other gifts, but that would give it away. Regardless, this is a fanfic for Pen who posted this as one of his wishes So there FREDY WHITE AND THE SEVEN DISGUSTING TEENAGERS Once upon a time on a forum rather close at hand there lived a king who was very happily married to his wife. The queen eventually fell pregnant and bore a child named Pen. Unfortunately the queen died not long after. The king of the forum remarried a rather repugnant woman named ADR who fancied herself the very picture of coolness. Every day she would ask her magical mirror “Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the coolest of them all” the mirror would always reply “yeah yeah, whatever, I guess it’s you or something”. On one fateful day ADR asked the mirror the usual question, but this time the mirror replied “Um, yeah, it’s that Pen guy, he’s actually quite awesome, and so yeah, him actually or something. Yah”. “GRARWARAARARWAR” Shouted Evil Queen ADR gutturally. Overcome with rage and jealousy, she threw a cup at her mirror just because. The mirror slunk out of the way, and hid in a basement. Queen ADR set out to put things as she saw them “right” and immediately sought out her most compassionate Huntsman Bsam, because she was silly. She told him to take Pen out to the forest and rip out his heart, because she liked eating human hearts. Bsam took the unsuspecting Pen out to the middle of the forest, but couldn’t bring himself to kill him and rip out his heart. Instead he found a passing moustached cat and ripped out its heart, advising Pen to run as fast as he could. Pen ran as far as he could and was getting rather tired when he stumbled upon a little hut in the forest. It was an utter pigsty, and Pen set to putting it to right. He had just finished making all the beds, cleaning the dishes, tidying the rooms, rearranging the bookcases and other boring salsa when there was the sound of a key in the front door. Pen tried to hide from the residents of the house, but was too late in doing so. He had accidentally intruded on the house of the High School Club. They were just back from school, having spent the whole day being schoolish. They were disgusting teenagers and as soon as they entered the house a wave of filth followed in their wake. They were okay with Pen being there, because he was a teenager too and salsa. Meanwhile back at the castle, Evil Queen ADR had made amends with her magic mirror. She brought it out of the basement and asked it once again who the coolest of them all could be. The mirror replied, “Aw shucks, sorry to tell you this miss, but you kinda got beaten by that Pen kid again. And stuff, so maybe he’s still cooler than you and everything.” ADR replied “GRARWARAARARWAR. HE’S DEAD. I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE THINKS HE’S BETTER THAN ME. THEY CAN ALL GO BE STUPID IGNORANT IDIOTS SOMEWHERE ELSE ” because she wasn’t very good at losing. So she set out using one of Sherry Ann’s old lady disguises, and picked some bitter apples for her basket. She then poisoned them with cyanide or something poisony and mysterious like that. She knocked on the door of the little hut. Pen opened the door and saw through the crone’s disguise immediately. Pen went to tell ADR that, but in the instant he opened his mouth, she shoved a poisoned apple in (she had had much experience in shoving opinions down peoples’ throats, so an apple was no struggle). Pen choked, then died, and evil queen ADR ran back to her castle giggling about how clever she was. For some reason the High School Club made Pen’s coffin out of glass, perhaps because a glass coffin made such a good place to play chess, and store old pizza boxes. One day prince Terry just happened to be walking past when he spied Pen’s extensive musical collection. Because he was a f*cking badass like that he decided to steal them. Little did he know that they were resting on the coffin of Pen, which just happened to be made out of glass. He kicked it, because he thought it was just some old huge piece of glass, which managed to dislodge the apple bit that was stuck in Pen’s throat... After three months... Seems legit. Meanwhile back at the evil castle of doom, ADR was being mean, and her king had had just enough of it. He had met a lovely mermaid the other day when he was out sailing, and had decided to wed her instead. He had ordered an expert killer/torturer to come give ADR what she deserved: Death by KPop gifs. Anyhow, Lucas killed the crap out of her, and a lowly housemaid named Tryina caught his eye, and they were married within the year. Meanwhile, two of his barony early people were all fighting and stuff so killed them too. In the end, after noble Terry had saved Pen’s life, they were married, and became Prince Terry and Fredy of all the kingdoms. They lived happily ever after. THE END ALTERNATIVE ENDING (When the other one seems to mainstream): But then Terry died, and a cat (no, it was not Bryan) walked in and started eating Terry’s face, literally. Pen was all like, “Well this is pretty awkward. How am I to love Terry and his amazing taste in music now? I may as well marry the cat, she’s pretty hot”. So he married the hot lady cat, and they lived happily ever after. Oh, and they won a life’s supply of kitty litter a couple of years after that, which is mildly interesting. THE ACTUAL END
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Dec 6, 2012 1:36:48 GMT -5
You guys are all awesome and I love you.
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Post by Charlie on Dec 6, 2012 1:41:16 GMT -5
Pen was all like, “Well this is pretty awkward. How am I to love Terry and his amazing taste in music now? I may as well marry the cat, she’s pretty hot”. So he married the hot lady cat, and they lived happily ever after. Oh, and they won a life’s supply of kitty litter a couple of years after that, which is mildly interesting. THE ACTUAL END Ahaha, my absolute favourite bit. I loved this. I love you 667. GRARWARAARARWAR.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Dec 6, 2012 1:44:06 GMT -5
I would write a hell of a lot introducing this and apologising about how it sucks in comparison to other gifts, but that would give it away. Regardless, this is a fanfic for Pen who posted this as one of his wishes So there FREDY WHITE AND THE SEVEN DISGUSTING TEENAGERS Once upon a time on a forum rather close at hand there lived a king who was very happily married to his wife. The queen eventually fell pregnant and bore a child named Pen. Unfortunately the queen died not long after. The king of the forum remarried a rather repugnant woman named ADR who fancied herself the very picture of coolness. Every day she would ask her magical mirror “Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the coolest of them all” the mirror would always reply “yeah yeah, whatever, I guess it’s you or something”. On one fateful day ADR asked the mirror the usual question, but this time the mirror replied “Um, yeah, it’s that Pen guy, he’s actually quite awesome, and so yeah, him actually or something. Yah”. “GRARWARAARARWAR” Shouted Evil Queen ADR gutturally. Overcome with rage and jealousy, she threw a cup at her mirror just because. The mirror slunk out of the way, and hid in a basement. Queen ADR set out to put things as she saw them “right” and immediately sought out her most compassionate Huntsman Bsam, because she was silly. She told him to take Pen out to the forest and rip out his heart, because she liked eating human hearts. Bsam took the unsuspecting Pen out to the middle of the forest, but couldn’t bring himself to kill him and rip out his heart. Instead he found a passing moustached cat and ripped out its heart, advising Pen to run as fast as he could. Pen ran as far as he could and was getting rather tired when he stumbled upon a little hut in the forest. It was an utter pigsty, and Pen set to putting it to right. He had just finished making all the beds, cleaning the dishes, tidying the rooms, rearranging the bookcases and other boring salsa when there was the sound of a key in the front door. Pen tried to hide from the residents of the house, but was too late in doing so. He had accidentally intruded on the house of the High School Club. They were just back from school, having spent the whole day being schoolish. They were disgusting teenagers and as soon as they entered the house a wave of filth followed in their wake. They were okay with Pen being there, because he was a teenager too and salsa. Meanwhile back at the castle, Evil Queen ADR had made amends with her magic mirror. She brought it out of the basement and asked it once again who the coolest of them all could be. The mirror replied, “Aw shucks, sorry to tell you this miss, but you kinda got beaten by that Pen kid again. And stuff, so maybe he’s still cooler than you and everything.” ADR replied “GRARWARAARARWAR. HE’S DEAD. I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE THINKS HE’S BETTER THAN ME. THEY CAN ALL GO BE STUPID IGNORANT IDIOTS SOMEWHERE ELSE ” because she wasn’t very good at losing. So she set out using one of Sherry Ann’s old lady disguises, and picked some bitter apples for her basket. She then poisoned them with cyanide or something poisony and mysterious like that. She knocked on the door of the little hut. Pen opened the door and saw through the crone’s disguise immediately. Pen went to tell ADR that, but in the instant he opened his mouth, she shoved a poisoned apple in (she had had much experience in shoving opinions down peoples’ throats, so an apple was no struggle). Pen choked, then died, and evil queen ADR ran back to her castle giggling about how clever she was. For some reason the High School Club made Pen’s coffin out of glass, perhaps because a glass coffin made such a good place to play chess, and store old pizza boxes. One day prince Terry just happened to be walking past when he spied Pen’s extensive musical collection. Because he was a f*cking badass like that he decided to steal them. Little did he know that they were resting on the coffin of Pen, which just happened to be made out of glass. He kicked it, because he thought it was just some old huge piece of glass, which managed to dislodge the apple bit that was stuck in Pen’s throat... After three months... Seems legit. Meanwhile back at the evil castle of doom, ADR was being mean, and her king had had just enough of it. He had met a lovely mermaid the other day when he was out sailing, and had decided to wed her instead. He had ordered an expert killer/torturer to come give ADR what she deserved: Death by KPop gifs. Anyhow, Lucas killed the crap out of her, and a lowly housemaid named Tryina caught his eye, and they were married within the year. Meanwhile, two of his barony early people were all fighting and stuff so killed them too. In the end, after noble Terry had saved Pen’s life, they were married, and became Prince Terry and Fredy of all the kingdoms. They lived happily ever after. THE END ALTERNATIVE ENDING (When the other one seems to mainstream): But then Terry died, and a cat (no, it was not Bryan) walked in and started eating Terry’s face, literally. Pen was all like, “Well this is pretty awkward. How am I to love Terry and his amazing taste in music now? I may as well marry the cat, she’s pretty hot”. So he married the hot lady cat, and they lived happily ever after. Oh, and they won a life’s supply of kitty litter a couple of years after that, which is mildly interesting. THE ACTUAL END That was awesome. But who are you WRITING about!!!!
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