Random Fact Thread

[Fhire]

- Hi ((Does that count as a random fact?))
- Chrissie Jane is from another planet
- 667 is cool
- Dave is wierd
-Bye

[PJ]

fhire said:

- Dave is wierd

-I suppose so
-How many spoons like him do you meet in a lifetime?
-One
-Since Kobolos claims to have defeated Dave's evil brother, Jessie
-I'm going over the story
-Before I post it
-Eh, that's all
-Today has been boring
-667 and MSN
-Except for A., of course
-Stupid Derik
-and his offline-uality

Edit:
-And now, BLATANT ADVERTISMENT!
-Read my new (not really) story:
The Thing

[o0zero0o]

-First Random Fact
-I Collect Plastic Spoons
-I've never seen one like Dave
-I have over 50 different kinds, so he must be rare
-That;s it
-bye

[Dante]

-We have three computers.
-There's this one in the dining room, one with a stiff keyboard in the study, and one with (I think) no Internet access in my brother's room.
-Why does he get a computer in his room, but I don't?
-I can't actually avoid eating breakfast.
-My parents make it for me, and if they don't, they at least get the ingredients out.
-And on every occasion I've woken up in the morning feeling ill, they've said "Some food will make you feel better."
-Actually, you could replace the word "breakfast" there with the name of any other meal.
-I finished Moving Pictures last night.
-It had a really neat ending, although the book seemed to drag.
-I'm going to start Reaper Man sometime today.
-Mother's taking us on a picnic to the top of some mountain today, so I probably won't be around in the middle of the day.
-I'll try to remember to take my camera, as there should be some impressive views.
-See, I can hear Father making my breakfast right now.
-I've forgotten what else I was going to say.
-And now I have to go and eat breakfast.

[Antenora]

-Yay, Reaper Man rocks.
-Mother wants to read the Discworld novels at some point, so I recommended it to her.
-She liked Good Omens.
-If I don't eat breakfast, my parents force me to eat something later.
-Right now, I feel no need to eat breakfast.
-Dinner last night was good.
-I had fish and chips and a large milkshake.
-We have a lot of plastic silverware, the kind you buy in large bags or get at fast food restaurants, although we might have thrown out a lot of it a while ago.
-I have two new Discworld novels, one of which Mother bought for me.
-They're Pyramids and Thief of Time.
-This query letter reminds me somehow of Dave.
-Our two protagonists travel the land on a crusade to rid the world of supernatural forces, while selling the finest plastic eating utensils in the nation.

[SF]

-I'm up... unfortunately
-J. just stole the computer for a few seconds
-I read more of Anna Karenina last night
-Did I mention I'm in the second part now?
-I'm on about the 11th chapter
-I've been slacking off on my reading lately, due to school
-Oh, Dante, I colored in one of those drawings so if you want to see them go into AArt
-I still haven't decided on what to do with my hair.. or even what I'm wearing... which isn't good because I only have a half hour to do that
-So why am I on the computer?
-Because I'm addicted...
-*stands up* my name is snicketface and I have a problem...

[Grace]

-Isn't Anna Karenina supposed to be depressing?
-Why would you want to read something depressing?
-But then again, that's just me.
-Don't worry I'm addicted too...
-And my hair is completely unruly, so don't feel bad. *puffs hair*

[Dante]

-Depressing books are generally the most famous ones.
-And I don't think that there's much that's more depressing than real life.
-Reaper Man is great.
-I've been reading it for a while now.
-We ended up catching a train and walking across the moors rather than going to the top of a mountain.
-I don't think I'd have liked it up on that mountain.
-Except for the caves.
-I like caverns and caves.
-Not tiny pothole ones, though.
-I imagine those would un-nerve me.
-I'm suddenly reminded of a book I liked.
-Catherine MacPhail, I think the author's name was.
-Underworld.
-Very good.
-It's been really hot.
-My picnic lunch was a ham and lettuce and red pepper sandwich.
-I guess Mother thought it was easier than eating it separately.
-It was on a three-tiered sandwich.
-That is to say, there were two fillings, and three slices.
-If I could go back in time and change Divided slightly, I'd make it so that, instead of one of PJ's hands being replaced with a crossbow, it would be replaced with Dave.
-That would be quite humourous.

[Antenora]

-I'd be funny for PJ to have a lightsaber spoon for a hand, yes.
-But I like the image of him with Dave in one hand and a crossbow in replacing the other.
-I'm pretty sure I drew some pictures of him as he's depicted in Divided, but I don't think I've drawn him weilding Dave.
-I started reading Anna Karenina a while ago, but kept getting distracted from it.
-I'll get back to it eventually, I guess.
-I haven't been in many caves, but I like the idea of exploring them.
-The weather's fairly cool right now.
-I'm sure it's going to be hot later, though.
-At least I'll probably be spending most of the day inside.

[Dante]

-Caves are pretty cool.
-As I'm sure I've mentioned before, I've been in all the ones around here.
-And there are quite a few.
-...Three at least, but I'm pretty sure there are four or five.
-I just can't remember the others.
-They're huge - both upwards and along.
-One of them is partially flooded, so they row you through it in a boat.
-I haven't been to any of them for a while, though.
-I can't remember if cameras are allowed.
-If they are, though, I should go back someday and get some pictures.
-Oh, and there was another one somewhere else which my grandparents took me to.
-Gosh, it's hot.
-I'm going to draw a curtain across the patio doors, as the sun is glaring off the floor.
-There, done.
-Now the wind is blowing that curtain.
-It'd be really creepy, if this was night rather than the middle of a bright summer's day.
-I just remembered something.
-On the ferry back from the Isle of Man, the movie Haunted House (or Mansion, or something) was showing.
-Bah, Mother just came and opened it.
-And now she's just sent me off to do a bunch of idiotic tasks.
-And she's complaining about my "hate hate hate look."
-She really doesn't go out of her way to get me to like her.

[Antenora]

-My mother's always complaining about my tone of voice and facial expressions, which I really can't help.
-She also complains that I hiss when I'm angry.
-I guess I actually do hiss when I get mad enough.
-And I have a tendency to tremble a lot when I get angry.
-I just found a pair of pants in my closet that Mother wanted me to find.
-And I found a hat of mine with a large, fake dragonfly on it.
-My newspaper's started running Calvin and Hobbes again.
-They're reprinting the old strips, like they did with Peanuts and probably other comics as well.
-I don't know what comic they dropped to make room for Calvin and Hobbes, though.
-I never notice it when the newspaper stops running one of their comic strips.

[Dante]

-It's the same with the comics in the newspaper I get.
-I'll pick it up one day, and they'll have started doing repeats for no obvious reason.
-The writer needing time to do some more, I guess.
-One strip per day probably is pretty time-consuming.
-Which is why they probably do loads months in advance.
-Rather like webcomic artists.
-(Since the only difference is that they're online, and generally don't come with online newspapers.)
-There are some who have a new comic up every day.
-Or every weekday.
-Although, thinking about it, then they probably don't find it too hard if they enjoy it.
-The clock in the lounge just struck four.
-I wonder why the grandfather clock isn't striking?
-My father and brother have gone out.
-And my stomach hurts.
-I've nearly finished Reaper Man.
-It's really good.
-I've just been putting my feet up on the computer processor (situated on the floor), and the back of it is pretty hot.
-I remember once it kept on randomly switching itself off in summer.
-I think it turned out that the fan was clogged up with dust, or something.
-Mother tried to persuade Father earlier to put some white paint on the walls of my room, since it's looking pretty tatty due to blue-tack tearing bits of paper off.
-At the very least, it could do with a brush.
-Father says that it'd take too long, though.
-But he'd only really have to do one wall.
-There was barely anything on some of the other walls.
-Which reminds me: Some hooks need taking out of the walls.
-And that calendar still needs moving.
-I'll ask Mother about it after dinner.
-That's generally when we work on it.

[Grace]

-I like bacon.
-I just had a lot of it too.
-*pats belly again*
-I like McDonalds too.
-And I wondered why I had this belly.
-*pats belly*
EDIT: -Hurricane Katrina sux a**.

[Antenora]

-I like bacon, but I haven't had any in a long time.
-Today's crossword is really hard.
-The Sunday crossword puzzles are full of cryptic clues, puns, and such.
-The weekday crossword puzzles have been pretty hard lately, as well.
-It's as if the crossword-writers at my newspaper are conspiring to give me a hard time, because I actually solved a few of their puzzles a while ago.
-My sister's cleaning her room.
-I'll probably be forced to do more cleaning in mine, sooner or later.
-There's a pile of books in front of one of my shelves which I should probably deal with sometime.
-My mother once wrote a letter to the newspaper to complain about the fact that they'd dropped her favorite comic strip.
-Or at least, she said she'd write them a letter.
-She might not have actually done so.

[jemima]

-I like bacon too.
-I have been very hyper this morning.
-I hope I don't make people upset if I am.
-I like to make people laugh.
-Sorry for being hyper and spamming.
-Please don't ignore this post.
-I have to go shopping for school this afternoon.
-And I might walk the bridge tomorrow on Labor Day.
-School starts in three days for me.
-Do you decorate your locker?
-If you, how?
-I always have trouble decorating lockers.
-I just normally put interesting articles or my artwork in them.
-I should get a new calendar.
-The last one I had was from 2003.
-Maybe I'll buy one today while I go shopping for school supplies.
-Then I will be able to organize my time.
-I am going to start a business.
-It will be where I paint rocks.
-But first, I will paint one for my mother.
-And then I will paint one for my sister for Christmas.
-Hey, you have to plan ahead!
-Then I will paint one for me.
-I think I want a cat or a flower on the one for me.
-And a French Horn for my mom, because she plays that.
-And the U of M symbol for my sister, she is going there for college.
-All of the rocks will be paperweights.
-And then I will have to buy paint to paint the rocks with.
-I could also give the rocks a varnish, so they look nicer and won't be as damaged easily.
-Maybe I could paint a sailboat for my dad.
-He likes sailing.
-Or the organ or the bagpipes.
-He plays those.
-Oh, how I love art.
-Everykind of art.
-Dancing, though it's not my favorite.
-Singing and music.
-Visual art.
-And drama.
-I think I like art the most.
-And then singing.
-I think I can act, but not very well.
-I want to be an actress!
-I want to be famous.
-But not famous for acting in a movie.
-I want to be famous for writing books.
-Really good books.
-I am actually writing one right now.
-I can't tell you what it's about.
-Because someone might steal my idea, and then people would start writing it instead of me.
-And I have another idea for a book.
-I want to write it once I published the first book I'm writing.
-And I have another idea for a book.
-How long is this post?
-Is it as long as Snicket Face's post?
-I still want to beat that record!
-Probably only the length that it took her to write in 5 minutes.
-I have been writing this thing for, like, seven minutes.
-I don't really need a cell phone, even though they are useful.
-I know this kid who use to write the suffix "-ful" like "usefull."]
-It was really annoying because I'm kind of a stiffler for Grammer and English.
-Heh, I'm Aunt Josephine!
-But I'm not as afraid, neurotic, or paranoid as Aunt Josephine.
-But boy, would I be scared living over a cliff.
-I am terrified of heights.
-A little bit of spiders, too.
-My sister is scared of drowning.
-My sister wouldn't do good as Aunt Josphine, either.
-Leeches are scary, if they would eat you.
-*shivers*
-What if you came across a dementor?
-I wouldn't do good with them.
-If I tried a Patronus, I would hope that it would be a cat of some sort.
-Or a bird.
-Parrots are beautiful.
-I like Macaw parrots.
-I went to a zoo on my last trip and they had two vultures.
-They looked menacing.
-That zoo also let peacocks walk around.
-Ha, that was funny.
-We saw penguins there.
-They waddled around funny.
-They also sat on the rocks funny.
-Overall, they were cute.
-I also went to a mall in the city.
-I went to Hot Topic.
-I saw another ASOUE shirt.
-I didn't want to buy it though, for two reasons:
-Number one, I didn't want to waste money;
-Number two, I didn't even like it that much.
-But I got three pins there for my hat.
-I am collecting pins to put on my hat.
-Anyway.
-One pin was a picture of two black cats.
-The second said, "I (heart) my cat. (in smaller print:) My cat does not care.
-The third said, "I'm a victim of parental suprvision."
-I wanted to get a Napoleon Dynamite one,
-but I limited myself to a budget.
-They actually came out with a talking Napoleon Dynamite doll.
-And a pen that talks, too.
-Heh, I want one.
-The pen, not the doll.
-Well, I am getting a headache.
-And I am sick of writing this post.
-So I am going to stop writing this soon.
-I hope I finally beat Suga- wait, Snicket Face's record post.
-I wonder if anyone could beat her?
-I bet BSam could, if he just spammed the thread.
-But wait, BSam isn't around right now.
-Where did he go?
-He disappeared!
-He's finally become a magician!
-Maybe he's in Las Vegas, doing a magic show!
-And maybe he called his show "B & Sam!"
-That would be hilarious if he did really do that.
-But I beat he wouldn't.
-And couldn't.
-Because he's not a real magician and he lives in Australia.
-Oh well, it was fun to pretend.
-I bet I didn't beat Sugary- why do I keep calling her that?!
-Snicket Face's record!
-Hey, I discovered an interesting symbol on the keyboard...
-This is it: ~
-That looks really cool!
-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-Uh oh, I'm hyper again...
-Oh well, that just means....
-CANDY PIGS!
-And cows!
-Pizza!
-Wait, I gotta stop myself.
-Okay, I'm good now.
-Well, I better go...
-I hope I beat Sugary Snick-grrrr!
-SINKETS FACE'S-
-Oops, I put sinket face's.
-I mean...
-Snicket Face's record!
-*laughs crazily like a mad scientist*
-I cannot stop myself!
-I must leave before I spam any longer!
-Again, and finally,
-I HOPE I BEAT SNICKET FACE'S RECORD!
-There, I finally got it right!
-Alas, so this is....
-Good-bye!



-Candy Pigs!