-Congratulations to SnicketFace for her mod position.
-And Antenora, too.
-And late happy birthday as well.
-I changed my avatar to fit in with today's NN clue.
-Chocolate ballet slippers would be a wonderful thing to have.
-But I'd be tempted to eat them.
-After being extremely busy for the last few days, I suddenly have nothing to do, and I'm feeling a bit bored.
-Boredom can be weird like that.
-It's been cold and damp in Utah the past few days.
-But that's the way I like it.
-Because I like the way your nose and ears get cold and red in the cold.
-Plus I like to wear warm sweaters.
-And it's funny to watch people lament and mope around in cold weather.
-They act like it's the end of the world and make fools of themselves.
-Maybe I should go move to Seattle or London or something when I'm living on my own.
-I can't stand hot, sunny days.
-The other forum I visit has had almost no traffic in the past week.
-And this one is pretty slow too.
-Maybe I'll try for a really long post.
-I've been wanting to do that for a while.
-But I've never found the time.
-So I might as well do it now.
-A spur-of-the-moment thing.
-Although I usually don't do things spur-of-the-moment.
-So, what to talk about?
-I'll just start rambling, I guess.
-I apologize in advance to anyone that decides to read my rambling.
-I like to wear a silver dogtag.
-I have a pair of green jeans.
-My backpack is blue.
-My glasses have lavender-colored frames.
-I'm wearing a shirt with multicolored stripes right now.
-Even though I usually don't like striped shirts.
-But this is a special striped shirt.
-Because it's a turtleneck and it's really warm.
-The pants I'm wearing right now have a small hole in the knee.
-The right knee.
-I always get holes in the right knee, but never in the left knee.
-I wonder why.
-It's just one of life's great mysteries, I guess.
-The pre-calculus curriculum is really strange.
-It starts with algebra-type stuff, then has trigonometry, and then has more algebra.
-At least, the book we're using does.
-My math teacher was complaining about that yesterday.
-He enjoys criticizing the book we use.
-The other day, he questioned the intelligence of whoever wrote the problems in the book.
-Then he called a particularly frustrating problem a red herring, saying it had absolutely nothing to do with what we were trying to learn.
-With all the complaining he does about that book, I'm surprised he doesn't just write his own book.
-This post is starting to get really long.
-Not nearly long enough, though.
-I need more material.
-Ahh, I found some.
-Some of the older (as in older age, not older membership) members of the other forum I visit invented a product called "tomaccolate" several months ago.
-It's a chocolate/tomato/tobacco hybrid.
-I think it had to do with an episode of the simpsons, but I'm not sure.
-They claim that the customers are drawn in by the chocolate part, and become addicted to tomaccolate because of the tobacco content.
-They do all sorts of advertisements for their product, and it looks like one of them just posted the "quarterly report".
-I'll post some of it for laughs
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Even though the real reason I'm posting it is to increase the length of my post faster than I can type-Here it is:
-That was longer than I thought it would be.
-I wonder if that counts towards the length of the post.
-I guess I'll find out.
-It seems that the spelling of tomaccolate has not become universal.
-It was spelled several different ways in that report.
-*pause*
-I don't like the smileys that Proboards have.
-I found some much better ones.
-For example:
-Those ones are colorful smileys.
-And therefore much better.
-Even though I hardly ever even use smileys.
-It's kind of interesting how this thread has evolved.
-It used to actually have random facts.
-But rarely does anymore.
-I'm getting tired of writing.
-I'm going to post soon.
-Even though it's probably not long enough.
-If it's not I'll edit my post, I guess.
-Well, here goes.
Edit:
-How are you supposed to find out how many characters your post contains?