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Post by B. on Jan 20, 2013 12:56:00 GMT -5
I just fail at real life. The other day I spent 30 minutes in a pound store (you know the drill everything costs £1). I was trying to work out the price of gum, only to remember 30 minutes later where I was and what things costed. I fail at life. Post about the times you failed at life here. |
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Post by Pumpka on Jan 20, 2013 13:22:56 GMT -5
This is one of the most awesome threads ever! I love you, Bee!
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Post by Charlie on Jan 20, 2013 13:29:01 GMT -5
Always. I have stacked at least ten times these last few days. I have been seen once. I tried to drink pepsi today, but as I moved the cup to my mouth I ended up pouring on my face. Quite literally. I went on a slide in a playground today, and fell on my arse at the bottom of it, and ever since it has been killing me. Yesterday at dinner, I ate half a salt shaker worth of salt because I suck. If you'd like any more, please just ask. I fail at life a salsaload.
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Post by Skelly Craig on Jan 20, 2013 13:32:39 GMT -5
I don't fail. I win as a matter of principle.
And going back to reality, I have moments like these every now and then, but I like telling it to someone I know and laugh about it. So it's not that bad.
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Post by Teleram on Jan 20, 2013 13:50:59 GMT -5
A few years ago, while playing the game "Chubby Bunnies" in a birthday party of an associate of mine, I touched a marshmallow that had just been licked by someone else. I almost ate it.
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Post by Pumpka on Jan 21, 2013 15:50:50 GMT -5
I can't think of something more recent than the umbrella-in-the-shower thing I already posted some weeks/months(?) ago when it happened. (For those who didn't read it: There was an open umbrella in the shower because it had to dry and it was too big to fit through the door and I wondered who the hell had put it there and how, and after a few minutes I thought I could close it.)
Things like that happen all the time, but I only remember them if I write them down immediately.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Jan 22, 2013 0:44:48 GMT -5
On Saturday my family came over to visit for the day, and in the afternoon we went to Sam's Club to get the samples and so my family could buy milk. My mom bought a box of the icee pop things, and we were eating them in the car on the drive back to my apartment. Then everyone else got out and threw the empty paper part in the dumpster, but I was only half done so I sat in the car with the door open, freezing in the zero degree temperature and trying to hurry and finish my icee pop. Finally, my dad said "you know, you can always finish eating that inside", and this sounds silly but it literally never occurred to me that I could do that until he pointed it out.
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Post by Charlie on Jan 22, 2013 1:50:59 GMT -5
The real question here is "Why the hell were you eating an icee-pop in zero degree temperatures?"
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Jan 22, 2013 1:53:42 GMT -5
I failed at many things. 'Nuff said
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 22, 2013 1:59:41 GMT -5
The real question here is "Why the hell were you eating an icee-pop in zero degree temperatures?" The real question is your family goes to get free samples at Sam's Club together? That is so cute, and they have good fudge. |
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Post by Snicket on Jan 22, 2013 2:01:51 GMT -5
Does anywhere besides Sam's Club even do free samples anymore?
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Post by BSam on Jan 22, 2013 5:40:57 GMT -5
i'm generally failing at life
i hate life right now
sorry
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Post by Charlie on Jan 22, 2013 8:04:14 GMT -5
Are you apologising to life? Because if you are, that's cute...
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Jan 22, 2013 8:45:35 GMT -5
I've failed at life too many times to count.
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Post by Pumpka on Jan 22, 2013 9:07:00 GMT -5
My life is more fail than anything else, but most of it is either too embarrassing to tell or not funny.
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