Post by Charlie on Feb 8, 2013 6:03:53 GMT -5
Lucas was filing for a dark dark E-divorce with Tryina. So much trouble caused by such a small action. He had loved Tryina, he just loved someone else too. It had all started in GGames. Lucas normally frequented the gaming lounge with his beloved wife, but on this particular night she was in bed sick. He had gone out anyway, and saw someone else in there with him. This was odd because he and his wife normally had the grim gameroom to themselves. The figure was on the other side of the room, and covering their face with what looked like a hat. All he could see was their luscious hair, which flowed down beyond the person’s shoulders. Unwilling to approach this stranger, he just flashed his trademark grin in the general direction as some sort of greeting. The person turned away. He sat down and started playing the “Last person to post wins” game. He posted a quick “I wn ;D ” before moving on to the next table. As he sat down, he heard a rustling to his left. The stranger had left their original position, and was seated at the “Last person to post wins” table. He eavesdropped in what he thought was a subtle manner whilst the stranger gracefully posted something also. The person’s hand moved into a beam of light, and he could see that the fingernails were manicured and painted a scarlet colour. As the hand finished, he forgot he was meant to be being discreet, and he continued to watch. Suddenly her head snapped up, piercing deep into his eyes.
“You can call me A.”
“Hi there A, how are you”
“Fine. You’re looking well Lucas”
He recognised the voice, but wasn’t sure to whom it belonged.
“How do you know my name?” He asked
The figure stepped into the light, revealing the figure of Lemona Snicket.
“It’s written inside of your shirt” she replied with a smile
“Oh okay then Lemona ;D ”
“I told you to call me A.” She said suddenly severe
“Why does it matter?” Lucas asked
Lemona rushed up to him and placed her mouth against his. At first it felt wrong, like he was stabbing his beloved in the back. All too quickly it felt perfect. She was the girl of his dreams. Another girl of his dreams. He kissed back, falling into her embrace. Lemona pulled away, and looked deep into Lucas’ eyes.
“That’s why” she said
He pulled her towards him, and their lips locked once more. Anyhow, ten minutes later *time travelz*
Tryina bursts in.
“Oh! YOU!” she shouted
“ Tryina?!” Lemona said
“ ;D ,” Lucas grinned sheepishly.
“Lucas, I’m leaving you. I’m disgusted by you” Tryina shouted
“Nah, actually I love you more than anyone, but I can’t come between what you and Lemona have” she added
“DOUBLE POSTING! OFFICIAL WARNING TO TRYINA! THREAD LOCKED!” said Songbird, abseiling down from the arched ceiling Dewey style.
“Wait what? You’ve been up there watching the whole time. Ewwwww” said Lemona
“What can I say, I find Lucas extremely sexy. I think it’s his defiance of my authority. That’s how it works with Pandora anyway” she replied
Lemona eyed Songbird. Songbird eyed Tryina. Tryina eyed Lemona. Suddenly all three jumped on Lucas, and hot sexy Lucas/Songbird/Lemona/Tryina times were had. Anyhow, that’s how it all panned out. Believe it or don’t.
So there
“You can call me A.”
“Hi there A, how are you”
“Fine. You’re looking well Lucas”
He recognised the voice, but wasn’t sure to whom it belonged.
“How do you know my name?” He asked
The figure stepped into the light, revealing the figure of Lemona Snicket.
“It’s written inside of your shirt” she replied with a smile
“Oh okay then Lemona ;D ”
“I told you to call me A.” She said suddenly severe
“Why does it matter?” Lucas asked
Lemona rushed up to him and placed her mouth against his. At first it felt wrong, like he was stabbing his beloved in the back. All too quickly it felt perfect. She was the girl of his dreams. Another girl of his dreams. He kissed back, falling into her embrace. Lemona pulled away, and looked deep into Lucas’ eyes.
“That’s why” she said
He pulled her towards him, and their lips locked once more. Anyhow, ten minutes later *time travelz*
Tryina bursts in.
“Oh! YOU!” she shouted
“ Tryina?!” Lemona said
“ ;D ,” Lucas grinned sheepishly.
“Lucas, I’m leaving you. I’m disgusted by you” Tryina shouted
“Nah, actually I love you more than anyone, but I can’t come between what you and Lemona have” she added
“DOUBLE POSTING! OFFICIAL WARNING TO TRYINA! THREAD LOCKED!” said Songbird, abseiling down from the arched ceiling Dewey style.
“Wait what? You’ve been up there watching the whole time. Ewwwww” said Lemona
“What can I say, I find Lucas extremely sexy. I think it’s his defiance of my authority. That’s how it works with Pandora anyway” she replied
Lemona eyed Songbird. Songbird eyed Tryina. Tryina eyed Lemona. Suddenly all three jumped on Lucas, and hot sexy Lucas/Songbird/Lemona/Tryina times were had. Anyhow, that’s how it all panned out. Believe it or don’t.
So there