jackson
Catastrophic Captain
 
We will attend masked balls at her castle, and you can get scared then.
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Post by jackson on Sept 7, 2021 4:52:13 GMT -5
Ellington Feint  Handler ruining my ship with literal defenestration is such classic Handler. I blame him entirely for my unhinged rant on here a year ago.
I felt a little silly reading something marketed as children’s literature because it had been a decade since I read ASoUE and I wasn’t sure if my memory was too generous, but nope. It wasn’t, and this series destroyed me.
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Post by Hermes on Sept 7, 2021 8:30:25 GMT -5
Ellington Feint  Handler ruining my ship with literal defenestration is such classic Handler. I blame him entirely for my unhinged rant on here a year ago.
I felt a little silly reading something marketed as children’s literature because it had been a decade since I read ASoUE and I wasn’t sure if my memory was too generous, but nope. It wasn’t, and this series destroyed me.
Literal defenestration? DH actually threw someone out of a window? But was not your ship ruined anyway by the fact that all the later stories revealed Lemony's devotion to Beatrice?
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Post by Cracky McTeague on Sept 7, 2021 14:15:21 GMT -5
Compliments are a good start, then followed with a question - like where they got their shirt from, or better something involving their opinion. If it's a Star Wars shirt or somthing, ask them what they thought about the latest movie or something, Idk, I don't talk to Star Wars nerds.
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Post by El Juanico Diez on Sept 7, 2021 14:28:44 GMT -5
Me and my wife are childhood friends. I don't remember when or under what circumstances I met her. But it certainly wasn't love at first sight. This month we will complete ten years of marriage.
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Post by R. on Sept 7, 2021 14:50:44 GMT -5
Happy anniversary!
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jackson
Catastrophic Captain
 
We will attend masked balls at her castle, and you can get scared then.
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Post by jackson on Sept 7, 2021 14:59:38 GMT -5
Literal defenestration? DH actually threw someone out of a window? The window was already broken to be fair, but Merriam-Webster says nothing about it having to be closed or shattered to count. I'm not sure what metaphorical defenestration would be, but I was trying to emphasize the melodramatic flare with which Handler destroyed my expectation of a happy ending for Ellington and Snicket. But was not your ship ruined anyway by the fact that all the later stories revealed Lemony's devotion to Beatrice? I thought they could have a nice few months together in Winnipeg, or at least an epilogue. I don't remember much from ASoUE, so that helped.
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Post by Hermes on Sept 7, 2021 16:51:33 GMT -5
Congrats Jean!
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Post by Why did you bring an accordian on Sept 7, 2021 16:55:26 GMT -5
So how do you usually talk to strangers? I compliment a shirt if it is a franchise I know. Other than that, I don't talk to strangers. I usually just make intense and overtly flirtatious eye contact if I like someone and put myself in a situation where one of us will talk to each other Earlier this year I had a horrible encounter with a man who ran after me in the street to give me his number when I was on the way to the supermarket this time. That was completely uninvited by me, and I didn't appreciate being chased down, it was enough to make me walk home on my way back the long way too 
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Post by Why did you bring an accordian on Sept 7, 2021 16:55:44 GMT -5
Me and my wife are childhood friends. I don't remember when or under what circumstances I met her. But it certainly wasn't love at first sight. This month we will complete ten years of marriage. Congratulations!
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Post by Hermes on Sept 7, 2021 17:25:19 GMT -5
Do not punch the police, Mr Semblance, it will get you into more trouble.
(This thread deserved a nomination in the Sherries for its amazing tendency to fly off in all directions.)
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Post by urban-letter-opener on Sept 8, 2021 8:03:16 GMT -5
(This thread deserved a nomination in the Sherries for its amazing tendency to fly off in all directions.) Bee really do be gunning for that Best Thread award
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Post by Gamla Anka on Sept 9, 2021 13:18:30 GMT -5
We met here  I don't talk to strangers either, I don't even talk to people I know.
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Post by Invisible on Sept 13, 2021 3:43:16 GMT -5
On an old now-defunct Sims 2 forum and a dating site. Due to an unexplained break up last year (would be nice to know what I did wrong, so I won't do it again), I'm back on that same dating site. The amount of weddings/engagements my Facebook friends are showing off, it's very depressing.
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