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Post by the panopticountolaf on Jun 21, 2022 9:25:26 GMT -5
Klaus/Klaus/Klaus or, I’M NOT BREAKING MY OWN WSW RULES I PROMISE PLEASE KEEP READING. Sunday—From the “Notes” app of Klaus Baudelaire’s phone: therapist said i shoul d be writing my inner thoughts or some BS like that while i’m at camp so here we are. i’ve never used this stupid app before. Dont even want the phone, violet bought it so she could keep track of me.
inner thoughts….. Ngl nothings coming to mind. BUT something freakin weird happened earlier at community circle. The camp makes us do these circle up and check in things which i guess it is required to do seeing as we’re all traumatized. It wouldn’t be so bad if they werent AWFUL tho. These things last for 45 minutes that i would honestly reather be spending on a hike or smthn. anyways at community circle we were all introducing ourselves and i said I’m Klaus Baudelaire right? And this other guy across the circle jumps almost a foot into the air and looks super nervous and then says his name is klaus too. How weird is that
I asked abt his history and he also has two sisters with the same names AND he was chased by some bear count aswell!!!!!!!!! i was pretty pissed and was gonna tell him to leave me alone when
ickle violets calling me. Gtg
Transcript of Klaus Baudelaire’s tape recorder: KLAUS: It is moving-in day here at Camp Greenwood. There are so many worried and upset faces… it’s really hard to stomach. But I am quite sure that this place will make them feel a lot better. It has certainly worked for me. Sound of a door opening. KLAUS: I think someone else is already in this cabin. VIOLET: Klaus? KLAUS: …Yes? That is my name. Footsteps. VIOLET: Oh my god. KLAUS: I am so sorry. I saw my family’s name on the cabin door and assumed that— VIOLET: No, no, you’re fine. Did you say your family’s name? KLAUS: I am Klaus Baudelaire. My sisters are Violet and Sunny. VIOLET: …I’m Violet Baudelaire. My brother is Klaus and my sister is Sunny. The recording is paused for an unknown amount of time. KLAUS: What is it. VIOLET: Klaus, this is… Klaus. He’s at the wrong cabin. Would you help him carry his bags to wherever he’s staying? KLAUS: Are you ickleing kidding me. KLAUS: I am so sorry. I know this is not ideal— KLAUS: Come on. Violet, please don’t call me again unless it’s an emergency. VIOLET: He’s just like this. A lot. Don’t worry about it. KLAUS: I will. Try not to. KLAUS: Why the hell are there three Klaus Baudelaires at this goddamn camp? KLAUS: Three Klaus Baudelaires? Did you say three Klaus Baudelaires? From the commonplace book of Klaus Baudelaire: Why did she hang up? I thought we were something good But I was so wrong.
The beach is nice for sad moments such as this one waves wash away tears
What did James Brown say? "I feel good," the Count recalled I don't feel good now.
Klaus, meet Klaus. He is kind, and gives you a hug. Tells of three Klauses here?!?
Camp is quite a strange Place. Three boys, one history Why do they meet here?
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Jun 21, 2022 16:40:21 GMT -5
Sure, I'll take that.
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Post by HAL 10,000 on Jun 21, 2022 17:20:13 GMT -5
Took me a bit to figure out what was going on.
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Jun 22, 2022 11:23:10 GMT -5
Wednesday— From the “Notes” app of Klaus Baudelaire’s phone: Oh my ickleing god. this is not hapening!!!
were required 2 go hiking/canoeing/literally ANYWHERE in pairs for safety right? And that really sad looking klaus (not the one that walked into my cabin) wanted to buddy up right ? so we went out on the lake today with a picnic and talked abt our lives. Apparantly he remembers everything that happened to him, unlucky bastard. maybe everything being kind of fuzzy after the murder/marriage play is frustrating but from what the guy tells me what came after sounds awful. that weepy SOB and his sisters burned down an entire motherickleing HOTEL. So maybe its good that i don’t remember that.
oh yeah and we kissed??? For like the longest time?????? so idk how to feel abt that. Esp since it was right after we had trauma bonded. ive done that with too many guys to still think thats a healthy way to start a relationship. Ig he is cute tho…?
WHAT THE ickle DOES VIOLET WANT THIS TIME. bye notes app
p.s i hate question marksTranscript of Klaus Baudelaire’s tape recorder: Klaus: It’s social hour. And I am… uh, what’s the word. Wasted. Hey, ‘t’s not my fault. I went hiking with Sunny and she told me that her flask was full of water instead of vodka!! I really should talk to Violet about that… God, I hate being an adult. I hate it so, so much. Klaus: Hey, weird person with my name. Klaus: What are you doing here?! You don’t really seem like the type to show up to a flippin’ social hour, if I’m being super honest with you. Klaus: I was gonna meet somebody here. Klaus: What?!? Man, you are ridiculous— Sorry. I did not mean that. Klaus: Whatever. You’re fine. Klaus: …Who’re you meeting? Klaus: Klaus. Klaus: Me Klaus? Or Other Klaus? Klaus: Poetry Klaus. Klaus: Ohhhhhhh. Did you two— Klaus: Don’t finish that sentence. Klaus: Why not? Are you nervous? Klaus: Yeah! Yeah, I ickleing am nervous. I wanted to talk to him and let him know that it isn’t serious. Klaus: Sorry, I’m still confused — what isn’t serious? Klaus: What do I have to do to get you to shut up? Klaus: I, uh. Kiss me. Klaus: Deal. From the commonplace book of Klaus Baudelaire: How to feel? How to feel? I know how I felt: nice. Warm. Safer with him.
But honestly, haiku does not really serve the moment. And so, if you will, free verse:
Floating through the lake on tiny tiny ripples, formed by other children going to the beach, other fires, other incompetent bankers, and other horrible men;
Other guardians with lives cut too short, Other mysteries, Other impossible choices.
But when these ripples overlap they form waves. A wave supports itself, each ripple that formed it holding the others up for as long as it possibly can, until the shore comes to vanish it as if were never even there.
I think I am in love with Klaus. But he is not here. “With Klaus,” the other Violet said when I called. With himself? Or with…?
Forget it. Ripples are just ripples, until they push up against another ripple and cancel each other out.
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