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Post by B. on Dec 8, 2023 4:26:00 GMT -5
To the legend who's ghost still lives amongst us in these halls, happy birthday.
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Post by twigz on Dec 8, 2023 4:47:18 GMT -5
damn give me a minute it's early still
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Post by twigz on Dec 8, 2023 5:38:43 GMT -5
happy thirty-fifth birthday to the one and only Dante ! joining in 2004 and having a notorious exit in wake of his titular award ceremony in 2021, he is arguably the most dedicated volunteer this website has ever seen. some of his notable contributions include handler's upcoming books thread, odd ASOUE real-life coincidence thread, his personal fanfiction, as well as providing invaluable snicket research for the creation of the ASOUE netflix series. he also has the same accent as the actic monkeys. ily, bye.
I'm afraid. I'm just a white British person it's funny i'd never think of dante just like, microwaving a frozen meal. or like tripping on a sidewalk. i bet he just doesn't do that. If I cut my hair, I'd actually look quite like that kid. *Puts on Dante hat, feels uncomfortable.* And you believed it D? Did you not attend the dinner party at the green wooden mansion of J., where we clearly discussed it? I was busy that day, as you should know! Because of my efforts, only three wings of the mansion were destroyed that day! You are too kind. It is conceivable that I may have indirectly provided research assistance to the Netflix version, but I have no direct evidence for this. Well, the opening does contain a phrase originally coined on this forum, so I don't think it's unlikely that you were at least a consideration in writing that reference. For the following reasons, I believe Dante may be Daniel Handler in disguise. One: He hates theorists and anyone who wishes to solve the mysteries of the series. Two: He once, a long time ago, tried to frame Hermedy of being Daniel Handler in disguise. Three: Judging by a conversation we had in PM, he seemingly knows a lot about Judaism. Four: When he writes fanfiction, he writes just like Daniel Handler as Lemony Snicket. Five: he has never shown up on zoom meets; nobody has seen his face. Six: He isn’t following anyone except Antenora, (could she be in on it too?) and never likes anyone’s posts. Seven: I just caught him shamelessly advertising one of Daniel Handler’s works, even providing a link to buy tickets. Eight:He is constantly saying things about PFB that no normal fan would know. What have you got to say for yourself, Dante ? Dante was always mysterious and reserved, and he never explained much about his reasons for doing things. He was like that during life and even more so during death. So I will make a passionate theory: Antenora and Dante decided to get married. They realized that Dark Avenue was a dangerous addiction to their relationship. (A third person in a life of two, so to speak). So Dante decided to end his career on Dark Avenue with an epic end. After all, to get rid of an addiction, one of the methods is to avoid that completely. It is a little painful, but there are still advocates that it is a more efficient method than gradual weaning. In addition, it serves as a proof of love. Keep your gay content away from my thread I bet Dante is thinking about me right now I look emo pretty much all the time. Maybe I should take a picture of myself with my hair all in front of my face, Sadako-style. I am something of a walker, and will miss visiting the wild places at their loneliest and feeding the local crows; and as the weather improved I was hoping to perhaps take Antenora to afternoon tea again, and we have a number of castles and landmarks we looked forward to exploring. Dante you are a fascinating person because sometimes you sound like a supervillain and sometimes you sound like a kind old wizard and sometimes you sound like a Boxcar Child but you always sound like you live in one of those cottagecore images on pinterest. Anyway it's smart of you to avoid the crows who carry corvid19 I nominate Semblance as Most Likely to be Dante in Disguise On August 16th, the door on JKR's site opened giving us the following excerpt of book 6, which describes the Half-Blood Prince: "(He) looked rather like an old lion. There were streaks of grey in his mane of tawny hair and his bushy eyebrows; he had keen yellowish eyes behind a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles and a certain rangy, loping grace even though he walked with a slight limp." You're really, really stupid. No, I mean that. You're more stupid than I can begin to describe. Now you'll spread false information all around. Nice work, you little piece of dirt.
Now I'm confused. Was Semblance past Dante all this time? tune in tomorrow for more miriam
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Post by Resemblance on Dec 8, 2023 10:20:46 GMT -5
Where ever you are, I hope today you're able to relax and enjoy yourself.
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Post by HAL 10,000 on Dec 8, 2023 11:52:52 GMT -5
Happy birthday Dante, I hope you're having a good time wherever you are.
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Dec 8, 2023 19:55:52 GMT -5
i HAVE no son
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