what about jacques

[Jm]

you know quiqley said that jacques went to patryville that's the last time he ever saw him then he ended up in village of fowl devotees
so what do you think happened

[Luigi]

I think he died. See, I have this theory that in book 7 when Jacques was lying on the ground and people covered him with a white sheet, he was dead. I know, just me and my crazy theories...
Also, when Quigley asked what happened and Klaus or Violet answered "He was murdered" or osmething....of course, we'll just wait and see.

[SnicketFires]

hmmm.... i seemed to have heard that theory too, i wonder where i got it from?

i think that jacques travelled behind the baudelaires until he caught up with them, and was burned at the stake.

[Luigi]

Snicket, you think Jacques died, too? Phew! I'm not the only one!

[SnicketFires]

i wonder how many more people think jacques was murdered?

[Luigi]

I don't know. Well, my theory isn't 100% yet, so I'll go back and reread the books before I make a conclusion.

[SnicketFires]

I think that those dangerouse baudelaires, Veronica, Klyde and Susie, must have murdered him. I read it in the Daily Punctilio, and you know, you can trust every thing you see in print.