Re: ANOUNCMENT

[Luigi]

I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU. AND THEN THROW YOU INTO THE LION PIT.

[jayK]

You abbusive mean evil person. BEATRICE CAN'T BE THE BAUDS MUM!

[Madamluna]

BEATEN LIKE A REDHEADED STEPCHILD, my good sir. But I do commend you, as I share the same sentiments.

[Luigi]

Madam Luna, I will give you a sugar bowl as a thank you.

[Madamluna]

Why, thank you! I will give you the wonderful snack that's easy to make, the portable party they call the cup-cake. *gives*

[JM]

how am i being MEAN

[DetectiveDupin]

*sighs*

I think he was talking to J.

But you're being IRRITATING. There are a thousand theads about Beatrice, and what's the point of having another one saying there are two many-which in actualy fact starts another Beatrice thread. So instead of stopping Beatrice threads, you're making more, by making one telling people to stop making them.

My gosh, I've gone cross eyes.

[Luigi]

Starting threads abotu starting threads about Beatrice isn't the same as starting a thread about Beatrice but starting a thread about starting a thread about Beatrice is bad when someone [me] already started a thread about starting a thread about Beatrice.

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

Yup. <sighs with exasperation at the myriad beatrice threds> Go to Sardonic Series, there you will find a thread labeled, HIGHLY IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT which is basically the same as this one, only no one is irritated with who started it.

[Tay Sachs]

Annnghngngnnnnnanann! *shoves cupcakes in both ears and falls to the ground, writhing in agony* Yeah, there's already another thread like this.
*get up*
I also share your sentiments, though.

[JM]

well no one really wasn't suposed to post here just to look

[Celinra]

If it wasn't meant to be posted in, why did you post an opinion in it? Those are always replied to. You should have used a previously made Beatrice post to talk about your thoughts.
Anyways, your one piece of evidence doesn't stand, as both Beatrice and Mrs. Baudelaire were supposedly carried away by eagles (though apparently neither died from the experience). Not to say they're the same, just that your evidence doesn't hold.
Also, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK FOR SIMILAR TOPICS BEFORE STARTING ONE?!!!!!!!!! *pants* Sheesh, you complain about people starting new Beatrice threads when some (understatement) already exist, then you do the same thing with this sort of topic! Rather hypocritical...