handler speaks of TGG

[snicketfan]

you have to go to meet the writers in barnes and nobles click on the grim grotto and on the side were it says of some intrests and it should say a warning about tgg inculding that the mechincal monster was
a giant octopus a dangerous mission a crew on a cramped submarine a daedly diease,and a dispaerance

or someone can tell me how to download it onto this site i have it on media player

[snicketfan]

FINALLY thank you i was waiting a long time for somebody to reply

Hello this is lemony snicket from meet the writers even though we aren't auctually meeting of course, you are listening to a recording of my voice due to a gastly mistake. I'm here to talk to you about the Grim Grotto, book the eleventh in a series of unfortunate events. Which is the term for my sequence of books, recording the history of the baudelaire orphans. I'm sad to say that the grim grotto is probaly the grimmest as it's title inducates out of all my books, that contain such atracitys as: a mechinacal octopus, a deadly deiease, a cramped submarine, a msyterious telegram, a unnerving fungus, and gallons of gallons of salt water which forms a ocean were the baudelaires find themselves after being tossed down the stricken stream and end up joining the crew off a submarine which is on a dangerous mission. I wish i can tell you that the dangerous mission was the most unnerving part of the book but this mission is put aside by a mytserious disapreance, and also the reappearance of a terchurus villian named count olaf, I do hope this discriptions has put you off the grim grotto or any other of my books, and i hope this recording of my voice can serve as a warning to read anything ANYTHING but, the grim grotto. Thank you very much.

[DevilsTongue]

Haha Handler is so amusing sometimes. Honestly. Saying "I hope this recording of my voice can serve as a warning to read anything ANYTHING but, the grim grotto. Thank you very much. " just makes you want to read it even more. I WANT MY MECHANICAL MONSTER!! It sounds so awesome. I can hardly wait for the Grim Grotto.

Thanks for the transcript!!

[snicketfan]

thank you lady michelina ;D it took me some time to listen < write < type

[Antenora]

So the monster is in fact an octopus. Cool! I'm trying to get a mental image, but as of now it's unclear. What could the deadly disease be? Hypochondria will play a part in the book, but that's not really a disease. The submarine crew will probably be colorful characters and/or new Olaf allies.

[Luigi]

Maybe Violet disappears to uh, what's it called, the beach, and that's why she's the only Baud who visits it.

[ineedyourhelp]

i cannot wait for this book!!!!!! The crew could be good VFD members trying to go to the last safe place but the bad VFD members are trying to stop them.

[snicketfan]

Your welcome swans


how is this going too fit in with the many indivuals have the same intiails which can lead to much injustice and js

and the desprate search for something lost might be quiqley also

[snicketfan]

Your welcome swans


how is this going too fit in with the many indivuals have the same intiails which can lead to much injustice and js

and the desprate search for something lost might be quiqley also if quiqley is the one to send the baude's a telegram how or maybe mr.poe finally got to it even thouht as it said in lsua that he ignored it

[ineedyourhelp]

the many individuals with the same initials could be the crew members.

[snicketfan]

good thinking but that preety much screws up the justice sttratus therory

[Antenora]

The same-initial'd individuals are Jacques Snicket and Jerome Squalor. One of them is about to be most dreadfully injusticed, if that's a word. I think that Jerome will be in trouble for alleged connections to VFD(which the unwashed masses seem to think is entirely corrupt). That's because of the initials in the jam jar, which are actually the initials of Jacques Snicket.

[ineedyourhelp]

justice strauss could have nothing to do with the individuals with intials. it could have been put in there just as a clue.

Esme probably wants Justice Struass.

[snicketfan]

first jerome is not in v.f.d

second why would esme need justice sttratus

[Antenora]

Justice isn't her first name, any more than Olaf's first name is "Count". It's a title. Therefore, we can assume that the Justice will not be the injusticed one.