Aunt Josephine

Tyler Guest	Aunt Josephine Jun 15, 2003 9:25:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Tyler on Jun 15, 2003 9:25:50 GMT -5 No!We don't know ALL of their names yet!

Shaffuru! Corrupt Concierge Xenial Xylophone Posts: 4,209	Aunt Josephine Jul 12, 2003 8:59:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shaffuru! on Jul 12, 2003 8:59:03 GMT -5 Ha!HA! points at Ty HAAAA!!!

MikeT Splenetic Surgeon From That Sad Age, One Sad Page.. Posts: 748	Aunt Josephine Aug 7, 2003 4:09:09 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MikeT on Aug 7, 2003 4:09:09 GMT -5 Can I ask where it says that Ivan Lacrymose was a VFD member or what u were going on about... If Josephine was a member of VFD, then surely she would have to get a tattoo...

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Aunt Josephine Aug 7, 2003 6:30:52 GMT -5

Post by MikeT on Aug 7, 2003 6:30:52 GMT -5

MikeT said:

I'm not sure whether this topic should be posted in the Aunt Josephine thread. sorry, if it should HOWEVER....

If Anut Josephine was so safe. Why did she have a huge window in her library? The very place where her reading books are. The glass could shatter at any time and cause her to get cuts.

When she makes cucumber soup, she obviously doesn't put a whole cucumber in. She must have to CUT it up and she shouldn't be using a knife.

Also, when writing the note, or when reading a grammar book. She might get a...*gasps*...PAPER CUT!

So, I'm very sorry Aunt Josephine, you are most definatly NOT as safe as the Baudelaires AND the whole reading audience have us believe.

This is just from a topic I made but I was told

to move this here..so ther ya go!

CountQuagmire Vindictive Villager Why does everything end in fire? Posts: 486	Aunt Josephine Aug 9, 2003 3:23:42 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CountQuagmire on Aug 9, 2003 3:23:42 GMT -5 After the schism, it's no longer needed for members to have a tatoo.

BaudelaireQuagmire Pessimistic Professor Fanfiction Manic On The Loose!!! Posts: 202	Aunt Josephine Dec 4, 2003 9:04:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BaudelaireQuagmire on Dec 4, 2003 9:04:04 GMT -5 Tyler said: Olaf and Esme...Duncan and Violet...Klaus and Isadora...Lemony Snicket and Beatrice...what love couple is next?!! Umm...Quigley and Sunny???!!!
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red, black and white all over Catastrophic Captain only for the insane Posts: 63	Aunt Josephine Dec 16, 2003 22:36:44 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by red, black and white all over on Dec 16, 2003 22:36:44 GMT -5 Don't you think that the age difference of Sunny and Quigley is a bit big?
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Efogoto Splenetic Surgeon Posts: 568	Aunt Josephine Dec 17, 2003 1:13:45 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Efogoto on Dec 17, 2003 1:13:45 GMT -5 When he's 73 and she's just over 60, who'll notice?

MambaduMal Corrupt Concierge False Fortune-Teller Come, thick night, and pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell. Posts: 4,034	Aunt Josephine Dec 18, 2003 20:13:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MambaduMal on Dec 18, 2003 20:13:03 GMT -5 Wow... my first thread/post... posts again for old times sake ANYway... I still think Josephine was in VFD, or at least knew some secrets about it... Ike was almost definitely in it.
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Efogoto Splenetic Surgeon Posts: 568	Aunt Josephine Dec 18, 2003 20:48:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Efogoto on Dec 18, 2003 20:48:25 GMT -5 MambaduMal said: Ike was almost definitely in it. Take out the 'almost' and I agree with you.

MambaduMal Corrupt Concierge False Fortune-Teller Come, thick night, and pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell. Posts: 4,034	Aunt Josephine Dec 18, 2003 21:14:56 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MambaduMal on Dec 18, 2003 21:14:56 GMT -5 Efogoto said: Take out the 'almost' and I agree with you. Well, if I'm wrong, I don't want a bunch of people yelling "I TOLD YOU SO" But the evidence does seem to be there...
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Efogoto Splenetic Surgeon Posts: 568	Aunt Josephine Dec 19, 2003 1:37:54 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Efogoto on Dec 19, 2003 1:37:54 GMT -5 You betcha! TSS p. 284: "... some of the organizations most beloved volunteers, including the mechanical instructor CM Kornbluth and Dr Isaac Anwhistle, whom everyone called Ike ..."

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Aunt Josephine Dec 22, 2003 11:20:16 GMT -5

Post by StellaFantasia on Dec 22, 2003 11:20:16 GMT -5

As far as VFD husband and wife teams go, I was sort of under the impression that both of the Baudelaire parents were in VFD. Actually, I sort of thought there were a lot of VFD husbands and wives, since they were isolated from the rest of the world since they were very young, so they probably married each other.

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