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Post by J-Bird on Aug 31, 2015 21:17:25 GMT -5
I personally would NOT appreciate being stuck with a person who is extremely anxious. I get anxious over small things like presenting in class, but cooking? Answering the phone? REALTORS? Come on, Josephine.
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Post by A comet crashing into Earth on Sept 1, 2015 3:59:33 GMT -5
I personally would NOT appreciate being stuck with a person who is extremely anxious. I get anxious over small things like presenting in class, but cooking? Answering the phone? REALTORS? Come on, Josephine. I don't usually get anxious over class presentations (after all, this is something I've had time to prepare and people I know). Answering the phone, however, is a somewhat scary social situation because it just comes right out of the blue, and the person on the other end has had time to prepare while I haven't. That said, I wouldn't marry J, either. I like grammar and appreciate its correct usage, but I wouldn't want to spend my life with someone who feels obliged to point it out every time someone makes an obscure grammatical mistake. Oh, and also her betrayal of the Baudelaires, I guess.
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Post by gliquey on Sept 1, 2015 8:12:37 GMT -5
Answering the phone, however, is a somewhat scary social situation because it just comes right out of the blue, and the person on the other end has had time to prepare while I haven't. I am on Josephine's side when it comes to phone calls. I can talk to people face-to-face or I can 'talk' to them online via words, but I absolutely hate having to speak to someone without being able to see them.
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Post by J-Bird on Sept 1, 2015 20:32:10 GMT -5
Everyone sees things differently, I suppose. But can we all agree that a fear of carnivorous leeches is a LITTLE over the top? *wink*
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Post by Dante on Sept 5, 2015 14:03:24 GMT -5
The funny thing is, I don't remember Josephine ever expressing that much of a fear of the leeches. Perhaps because being afraid of carnivorous leeches is, when you live at Lake Lachrymose, actually a very rational fear indeed.
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Post by gliquey on Sept 5, 2015 18:24:18 GMT -5
The funny thing is, I don't remember Josephine ever expressing that much of a fear of the leeches. Perhaps because being afraid of carnivorous leeches is, when you live at Lake Lachrymose, actually a very rational fear indeed. She says "oh no" when they entire the leeches' territory on the boat, but she was muttering that throughout the entire journey. Ike's death seemed to spark a fear for the lake in general rather than a fear for leeches specifically, which as you say would not be a particularly irrational (or at least, not abnormal) response. Some of your fanfiction, if I recall correctly, shows Josephine as much less frightened when Ike was around. I think it makes more sense to view her many phobias as an overreaction to the traumatising death of her husband, rather than something she's always had. Otherwise, it must have been very, very tiresome for Ike and for all her other friends and family.
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Post by bandit on Sept 5, 2015 19:51:05 GMT -5
The whole joke is that Josephine only has irrational fears. She's mainly terrified of doorknobs and Realtors, but her house teeters off the edge of a cliff that borders a lake full of flesh-eating leeches.
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Post by Dante on Sept 6, 2015 2:48:58 GMT -5
An astute breakdown. Yes, I agree, though the joke goes mostly unstated, and given that she is eventually endangered by the leeches then it's not as clear as it could be, especially when you're looking back on events.
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Post by A comet crashing into Earth on Sept 7, 2015 2:04:37 GMT -5
Some of [Dante's] fanfiction, if I recall correctly, shows Josephine as much less frightened when Ike was around. I think it makes more sense to view her many phobias as an overreaction to the traumatising death of her husband, rather than something she's always had. Otherwise, it must have been very, very tiresome for Ike and for all her other friends and family. I like this interpretation, too, and it is definitely supported by her appearance in ?3, in which she doesn't have her anxiousness hinted at, like Widdershins' personal philosophy and Hector's like of mexican food are, and even dares to fly over the Clusterous Forest in a single-person helicopter without seeming to have any particular nerves about it. If we were supposed to believe that Josephine had always been overly anxious, she would probably have behaved more nervously in that appearance.
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Post by quigletisbeautiful on Oct 11, 2015 5:23:22 GMT -5
I'd take Violet, even though im female, depending on her sexuality.
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Post by Emerald Snicket on Oct 11, 2015 8:51:12 GMT -5
I'd marry Lemony, but I honestly can't imagine him being in love with anyone but Beatrice, so I'd take Klaus.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Oct 11, 2015 10:22:05 GMT -5
I'd take Violet, even though im female, depending on her sexuality. Ha! Keep on dreaming, SHE'S MINE JK, I'm aromantic.
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Post by quigletisbeautiful on Oct 11, 2015 18:25:51 GMT -5
SHES MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Violet...especially when she is played by Emily Browning. VIOLET'S MINE, GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! ( I DON'T CARE IF YOURE A GUY!
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Oct 12, 2015 1:18:48 GMT -5
I would only marry Violet if she was played by Charles Vane Conradt. It'd have to be some time down the road though, right now she doesn't look old enough to play a 14/15 year old.
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Post by Teleram on Oct 12, 2015 19:11:33 GMT -5
who the hell is nicole conradt? google's giving me nothing.
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