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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 11, 2006 20:59:11 GMT -5
Perhaps the sledge will merely be used to slide over sand and not snow. Could that be an improper use?
A storm at sea seems obvious.
Handler+Samurai would be very interesting. But pirates will have to do.
There wouldn't be sheep at the Valorous Farms Dairy would there? *contemplates*
I'm thinking the seaweed wigs are used by the FFP.
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Post by Eye Of The Count on Jun 12, 2006 0:21:52 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]WHEN HANDLER SAYS:"and a sledge is used in an inappropriate manner." THAT COULD MEAN THE SLEDGE COULD BE USED TO FLOAT ON WATER INSTEAD OF RIDE DOWN A HILL.[/glow]
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Post by Dear Dairy on Jun 12, 2006 17:30:18 GMT -5
There wouldn't be sheep at the Valorous Farms Dairy would there? *contemplates* I've been here at Valorous Farms Dairy for quite some time, and have yet to see any sheep. We did have a small herd goats here a few weeks ago. Now THAT was quite an adventure! My sister Bessie is still laughing. No, although it would be an interesting idea, there are no Dairy Sheep. However, I would enjoy seeing sheep that wear wigs made of seaweed. ;D |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 12, 2006 20:59:10 GMT -5
They could easily use a sledge in the water. Hm.
A sheep in a seaweed wig? Ahahahahahaha!
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Post by destiny on Jun 13, 2006 7:10:14 GMT -5
Sheep on a sledge... or a sledge that has a sea weed wig  yes i know i make no sence |
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Post by Dante on Jun 13, 2006 10:31:10 GMT -5
So what we've deduced from this is that Count Olaf and the Baudelaires settle down happily on their private island to begin a rural life of moral simplicity, having discovered that, despite its monotony, it is the preferable personal narrative to their former daring lives of impulsive passion, which only led to tragedy. From now on, rather than some silly melodramatic plot about moral ambiguity and secret organisations, their rare moments of excitement will come from ferrying sheep around the island on a sledge, in the event that their fleeces get tangled up by a seaweed wig and need unravelling.
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Post by s on Jun 13, 2006 12:15:07 GMT -5
Hahaha, yes, I'm positive that's how it goes.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jun 13, 2006 13:31:03 GMT -5
That's a stupid way to end the series, with them living with Olaf agin.  Sheep in seaweed wigs? I think Handler is throwing random red herrings in, as he has in the past, particularly with the TPP lockdown. |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 13, 2006 19:46:14 GMT -5
Oh yes that's certainly what we've deduced from it.
This would be completely false and appalling were it to come true:
The Baudelaires and Olaf meet a storm at sea and are tossed upon an island.
*the cover*
This may or may not be the same island which prohibits people from taking its fruit.
They meet the FFP at some point.
They also return to Briny Beach.
And meet sheep and get involved with seaweed wigs.
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Post by The World Is Quiet Here on Jun 15, 2006 1:55:15 GMT -5
Back to the Valourous Farms Dairy/Sheep thingy
I think there's a sheep dairy near where I live and I've definitely heard of sheep cheese, ergo there must be sheep milk...
Maybe the Bauds meet the FFP on the island that prohibits people taking its fruit and the FFP eat Sheep cheese and have a strange Pirate initiation rite were they push people off sledge 'planks' while wearing wigs made out of seaweed during fierce storms with their hands bound using the devil's tongue knot!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 15, 2006 20:16:27 GMT -5
sheep cheese. hmm...
I wouldn't be surprised if the FFP indeed bound prisoners' hands in the devil's tongue knot before pushing them off a plank.
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Post by kindofmonday on Jul 5, 2006 3:49:13 GMT -5
D'you know the Shocking Secret #2...well what if he's not referring to the bauldlaire siblings what if he's talking about the Quags or another threesome of siblings?
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Post by Dante on Jul 5, 2006 6:39:19 GMT -5
...Except what it means is that Lemony Snicket has two siblings, which we know, he has a brother, Jacques Snicket, and a sister, Kit Snicket. Unless you have some new theory of events, but regardless, the topic belongs in the stickied AuthorTrackers and Shocking Secrets thread. |
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Post by Italian Stallion on Jul 18, 2006 11:38:15 GMT -5
Maybe the Baudelaires go back to the Village of Fowl Devotees because in the pictures at the end of every book, they show a hint about the next book, and in The Penultimate Peril, in the picture, they show a murder of crows.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jul 18, 2006 23:19:34 GMT -5
Um, no, I severly doubt that. The village is in the middle of NOWHERE, and we only speculate that Violet will return to Briny Beach, let alone anywhere else, unless I missed something somewhere.
Personally, I'd like to see tobogganing sheep wearing seaweed wigs, but maybe that's my freakish mind.
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yes i know i make no sence
Sheep in seaweed wigs? I think Handler is throwing random red herrings in, as he has in the past, particularly with the TPP lockdown.
