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Post by amyshomegirl88 on Nov 17, 2003 21:28:50 GMT -5
A few other people and I have joked around lately about who in Hp should go to hell and what their punishments should be. Here's what was thought up...
First of all, Percy is kissing Satan's butt. Can't you see it now...
Percy: (to Satan) More tea, sir?
Satan: Yeah, sure.
Percy: anything else?
Satan: yeah, light yourself on fire.
Percy: with pleasure! ( lights himself on fire)
Lucius Malfoy: (shoveling coals along with Bellatrix and Umbridge) Darn, the suck ups always get the good jobs!
Bellatrix: I'm sick of that little twerp! ( pushes Percy in a pile of coals.
Percy: ( to Satan), Uh, Sir I'm on fire and covered in coal.
Satan: who cares!
Percy: but it hurts!
Satan: good, that's why they call it hell!
hee hee!
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Post by amyshomegirl88 on Nov 17, 2003 21:45:39 GMT -5
oh, and Voldemort is either roasting in the furnace or he's already been reduced to ashes.
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Post by No One Mourns the Wicked on Nov 18, 2003 19:39:12 GMT -5
Harry should go to heck! I hate him so much, he so...stupid. Yah, I can't really think of what to say, but Harry should go to heck.
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Post by pennyroyal on Nov 18, 2003 19:45:50 GMT -5
It's ok to say "Hell"... It's not profanity unless you use it in a context not referring to a place where we all burn forever.
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Post by amyshomegirl88 on Nov 19, 2003 13:24:56 GMT -5
Torgo: You're right, and thank you, it was a concern that some might be offended by the use of the word.
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Post by LyndzDa6AWitch on Nov 25, 2003 22:48:26 GMT -5
Umbridge, Bellatrix(SIRIUS:SHE KILLED ME!)and Voldemort should all go to hell. They deserve it!
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Post by Addieor on Nov 28, 2003 15:38:29 GMT -5
Umbrigde, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Malfoy (Like Father,Like Son), and all the others. I feel like sending Skeeter there, but she is getting but.
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Post by pennyroyal on Nov 28, 2003 20:11:21 GMT -5
Getting butt? Are you suggesting she's having surgery to increase the size of her posterior?
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Post by Quigley on Nov 29, 2003 17:06:46 GMT -5
That'd be a fantastic story.
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Post by SunnyB on Dec 3, 2003 4:19:58 GMT -5
Hagrid..not really deserving Hell...but..Oh, how I dislike him....
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Post by hermowninny on Dec 3, 2003 19:23:35 GMT -5
Why do you dislike Hagrid, Isadora?
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Post by SunnyB on Dec 3, 2003 19:28:25 GMT -5
Mainly because he gets away with breaking rules so often. Like the incident with Buckbeak shouldn't have happened... And giving away the secret of getting past Fluffy... He's not supposed to use magic, yet attacks the Dursleys.... I don't see how he ever follows the rules.  |
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Post by Tyler on Dec 4, 2003 20:36:06 GMT -5
I say Harry and Cho can go to hell and get married.  |
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 6, 2003 9:59:35 GMT -5
Yeah I kind of agree, but every time they wanted to be with each other, they would get burned.  |
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Dec 6, 2003 22:43:32 GMT -5
Harry should die a horrible, miserable, painful death.
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