I lurve the pants game! Here are some of my favourites!
"It was Voldemort, Harry thought... He was the one who had torn these families apart, who had ruined all these pants ... "
"Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and stroked his pants ."
"Then there were pants that wouldn't open unless you asked politely, or tickled them in the right place."
"...and then Harry realized his pants were completely out of control."
" Dudley stood ith his nose pressed against the pants, staring at the glistening brown coils. "
" 'Did you see his face?'
'Did you see his pants?' "
" 'The floor?' Harry suggested. "I wasn't looking at its feet, I was too busy with its pants.' "
" Harry and the Weasleys spent a happy afternoon having a furious pants fight on the grounds. Then cold, wet and gasping for breath, they returned to the fire in the Gryffindor common room, where Harry broke in his new pants, by losing spectacularly to Ron."
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, pants leaks."
"Poor old Snuffles," said Ron, breathing deeply. "He must really like you, Harry... imagine having to live off pants."
"Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion.
"I let you sleep in my pants " he said."
"Harry, this is no time to be a gentleman! Knock her off her pants if you have to!"
"Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pants ."
"We had to write about our pants at school mr. Mason, and I wrote about you!"
Dumbledore lowered his pants. Prof. McGonagall gasped.
"Who wouldn't want pants that can burn, sting, and suck blood all at once?"
"Harry half wished that he hadn't asked what was under the Dementor's PANTS, the answer had been so horrible, and he was so lost in unpleasant thoughts."
"And I hope it teaches you a lesson! No more pants , or I'll write to Mum!"
"Harry took off his PANTS and put them safely in his pocket before helping himself to Floo powder."
This one is simply paraphrased, since I'm too lazy to walk down some steps and get my copy:
"Harry was suddenly much more aware of his body than usual. He could feel his heart beating rapidly under his deep breaths, the unusual tingling in his pants."
"But something moved behind Krum in the pants, and Harry who had some experience of the sort of thing that lurked in the pants, instinctively grabbed Krum's pants and pulled him around.
"Vot is it?"
Harry shook his head, staring at the place where he'd seen movement. He slipped his hand inside his pants, reaching for his wand."
I know it's dirty, but it's still really funny.
"The pants were shapless lumps with raisins that almost broke their teeth, but Harry and Ron pretended to be enjoying them."
"Are you sure? You could be great you know. It's all here in your pants."
"You were clutching your pants!" said Trelawney."You were rolling on the floor, clutching your pants! Come now, Potter, I have experience in these matters."
"And then, he heard it, speeding through the air behind him; he turned and saw the pants hurtling toward him around the edge of the woods, soaring into the enclosure, and stopping dead in midair beside him, waiting for him to mount."
"She cleaned the pants witha dab of some purple liquid that smoked and stung, but then poked his pants with her wand and he felt it heal instantly. "
"From inside the pants came a series of low, throbbing moans."
"Ron went purple. He stared up at her, opened his mouth to reply, but nothing came out except a faint, gurgling noise. 'Yeah, have it,' said Harry pushing the pants toward the girl. 'You 'ave finished wiz it?'
'Yeah,' said Ron breathlessly. 'Yeah, it was excellent.'
"
"'Potter...", he said slowly, 'you didn't by any chance see who broke into Snape's pants did you? On this map, I mean?'
'Er...yeah, I did...", Harry admitted. 'It was Mr.Crouch.'"
"Harry wlaked slowly back to Gryffindor tower, lost in thoughts about Snape, and Crouch, and what it all meant.... Why was Crouch pretending to be ill if he could get into Hogwarts whenever he wanted to? What did he think Snape was concealing in his pants?"
"I just wanted to know what Snape did with his first chance if he's on his second one," said Harry grimly, and his pants, to his very great surprise, flew straight across the room and landed neatly on top of Hermione's."
" 'Moody!' he said. 'How cool is he?'
'Beyond cool', said George sitting down opposite Fred.
'Supercool,' said the twins best friend Lee Jordan sliding into the seat behind George. 'We had him this afternoon,' he told Harry and Ron.
'What was it like?" said Harry eagerly. Fred, George, and Lee all exchanged looks full of meaning. 'Never had a lesson like it,' said Fred. "He knows man,' said Lee."Knows what?" said Ron leaning foward. 'Knows what it's like to be out there doing it," said George impressively. 'Doing What?' said Harry. 'Fighting the Pants,' said Fred. 'he's seen it all,' said George. ''Mazing,' said Lee. Ron dived into his pants for his schedule. 'We haven't got him till Thursday!' "
Perhaps I'm taking all of these in the wrong context....
Just a few of my favourite Pants Game quotes. Many from my friends at
messageboard.cinescape.com/harrypotter/ubbthreads//ubbthreads.php?Cat=Fandom Message Boards!
. Anyway, there's this website I found once, StupidRing.com (/index, of course), and on it there was a section called The Lord of the Pants. The rules are on the site, but basically you take a quote, replace one word with "pants," and abracadabra! Some turn out really funny. I thought maybe we could try and HP one here. The LotR page is www.stupidring.com/humor/pants.htm, if anyone wants to know. Happy trails!
