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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 20, 2004 16:21:41 GMT -5
Once there was a pretty girl named Red Riding Hoods. She was on a journey through the woods with her sister Lime Green Riding Hood. They were walking along when she saw some nice flowers and she wal;ked off to get them.
"Mama said not to wonder off the path," Lime Green Riding Hood said.
"Screw Mama!" cried Red Riding hood and then she was mauled down by wild wolves
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Jan 20, 2004 17:50:04 GMT -5
*pokes Ally back for no reason* "Poke!"
MEH-That sucks : ( You will be missed...*sighs* Everyone is leaving meee...
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Terence. He liked to eat worms and because of that, he had no friends.
One day, while walking home from school, he saw a clown walking down the street, sobbing and crying 'My dog! My dog! SNUGGLES!'
Terence walked across the street to comfort the poor clown, and to help him look for his lost pet.
And then a bus ran him over and he died.
The End.
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Jan 20, 2004 21:57:06 GMT -5
IVE GONE TO THE EVIL SIDE!!!
mwahahahaha...
does anybody have any songs/bands i should look into that will change my life?
i need some more change in my life..
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Post by MambaduMal on Jan 20, 2004 22:01:59 GMT -5
OOH! Pulp. It'll have you screaming mildly obscene and sexual lyrics at the top of your lungs... you can't help it... the music is so infectious... Hehe, that may change your life  |
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Jan 20, 2004 22:03:55 GMT -5
Remember, I'm a naive little boy who wants to stay that way ... I'm starting to wonder if the toaster thing was really what your parents grounded you for... |
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Post by MambaduMal on Jan 20, 2004 23:22:13 GMT -5
Hahaha ;D Yeah, it was the toaster thing... and I think perhaps the fact that my bathroom had toothpaste on the walls >_< I was so freaked out at the lyrics at first, but they're not that bad... I mean "Underwear" may have some racy parts, but it's really a story filled with emotion and whatnot... I like it... Meh, never mind. |
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Post by Colton on Jan 21, 2004 0:11:58 GMT -5
if an episode of walker texas ranger changed your life, you might be a redneck if there is a singing fish in more than three rooms of your house, you might be a redneck. if you've ever emptied the bed of your pickup truck by driving backwards really fast and slamming on brakes, you might sure as hell be a redneck. a fly was sitting ont he handlebars of a bike when a school bus drove by and stopped. a kid entering it dropped a peice of bologna out of his sandwich. it was slothered in mayonaise. he thought for a moment, then went over to get it. he ate a little till he was full to the point where he couldnt get back ont he bike without climbing. he then sat there staring at it. he thought to himself, " i rarely get such a good meal, maybe i should go over and get more of that yummy bologna ''. he went to fly over, but remembered he couldnt, due to his overeating. he fell flat on the ground with a splat. he died then. and the moral of this story is : dont fly off the hande when you're full of bologna. ;D |
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Post by CountOlaf on Jan 21, 2004 0:25:36 GMT -5
bacon!!!
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Post by Colton on Jan 21, 2004 2:54:19 GMT -5
hey kid, keep off the grass, will ya? i just plucked it by hand!
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Jan 21, 2004 3:32:45 GMT -5
I was supposed to make my friend a CD tonight/last night, but I didn't. Because I'm lazy.
Huzzah!
Should I make it now?
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Post by Colton on Jan 21, 2004 3:37:14 GMT -5
i cant stand it when friends ask you to make them CDs. especially sibling's friends. that sucks so bad.they aughta get their own damn CD Burners..
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Jan 21, 2004 8:26:03 GMT -5
Make them pay.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 21, 2004 15:22:56 GMT -5
*starts line dancing*
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Post by jack2004 on Jan 21, 2004 16:29:12 GMT -5
the subject isn't relevant because it's not the longest thread
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Jan 21, 2004 17:39:17 GMT -5
It will be.
But it's pessimists like you WHO WON'T LET IT BE.
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