667's First Lesbian Marriage Thread

[Indistinguishable Blob]

For a long time, Melissa (Freshie) has been in the process of getting a divorce from her overwhelming and unloving husband Kyle (Awpoe). She turned to me, in times of greif and sadness, and our affair has escalatated to such heights that she's finally done with her man and we're getting hitched.

You are all cordially invited to Kate and Melissa's e-wedding.
Please bring gifts.

The ceromony will take place on and off on whatever day we see fit, sometime in the near future.

If anyone would like to sign up for these positions:
Bridesmaids (4) Mamba, Pandora, Stinky Panda, Violetta
Wedding Practitionor (note--must speak like the Priest in "The Princess Bride", ie-"And wuv, twue wuv, shall..." Soy Sauce
Ushers (2)Ostrichneedsyourhelp
Random Person Who Objects To Union Pandora, Skalu
Person to subdue Frank during the ceromony Tiller
Flowergirl Pucca
Ring Bearer
Security Kimia
Drunk Relatives Pester, Sam (?)
Guy Who Gets 'Excited' At Ceromony Dark
Remember, this isn't just a symbolic union of two completely loveless teens, this is also a stab in the heart of people opposed to gay marriage everywhere. Or something like that. Not really.

Stick it to the man!

[Pucca]

I'll be the flowergirl, If you like.

[Soidanae]

I can be the practitioner.
Or ring bearer. Wherever you need it!

[Charles Vane]

Mawidge is what brings us together today..

Can I be a bridesmaid and the one who objects at random times? I promise to shout convincing things like "This is unatural!" and "One of them is carrying my baby!"

[xangelkimzx]

Can I be the one who controls the upper glass floor so that Kyle doesn't come and bang on it?

[Tyler]

This rocks. Congradulations, Kate and Melissa. ;D

I'll be the person to subdue Frank during the ceremony.

Now all we need is a gay marriage.

[Skalu]

I'll be Random Person Who Objects To Union!

[Charles Vane]

Burrowing said:

Now all we need is a gay marriage.

Well maybe Swans and I.. wait that won't work.

Skalu I already called that! Well I guess I called bridesmaid too.. I'll thumb wrestle you for it!

[Indistinguishable Blob]

We can have more than one objecter...you can pretend to form a collition against gay marriage, for all I care.

Well, I think Joe should be the Practitioner, but you can be the ring bearer as well if you so desire.

And thanks for offering, Pucca. I completely forgot to get security for the ceremony.

[Pucca]

I must Practising my prancing down the isle throwing flowers at random people and the floor.

*Prances*

[Soidanae]

*practices the speech*
To join in howwy Mackwimony, these two dewightful women-Kate and Mewissa...

[Pucca]

*Throws flowers on random members*

Just a practice...

[champ103]

I will be a random, sobbing, guest.

[Pucca]

*Throws flowers on George*

*Prances some more*

[Skalu]

I OBJECT TO THE FLOWER THROWING!