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Post by Shelly on May 14, 2010 18:03:00 GMT -5
Chapter Four: The Fear
Shelly finished Pushing Daisies and sat back with a sigh, feeling sad. She hopped on to msn to talk to Willis about the episode, and to her delight, he was online.
Willis was sitting in his room, playing music - Lily Allen, of course - when the effects of the parallel universe staggered over him. He blinked, then wrinkled his nose. He got up and changed the music to Coldplay. Beaming, he solemnly did a little twirl around his room before sitting down next to his laptop to reply to Shelly.
Willis spoke as he typed. "I . . . HATE . . . Pushing . . . Daisies. I . . . HATE . . . Lily . . . Allen. I . . . HATE . . . Lost. I . . . HATE . . . Real World. I . . . HATE . . . TV . . . and . . . good . . . music. You . . . are . . . NOT . . . the . . . fanfiction . . . queen. LEAVE . . . ME . . . ALONE."
Shelly, hurt and upset, logged off.
Willis got a knock on his door. He opened it a crack.
"Hello? Pandora? . . . wow. I . . . wow. Never heard you compliment me like that. I hate TV and music now."
She came in, beaming and twirling. "I HATE MISHA COLLINS."
Miles and miles away, Shelly screamed.
Willis and Pandora stared at each other. Within this crazy parallel universe, they had still recognised kindred spirits in each other.
At the reading of Shelly's family rated ending, Pandora exploded.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 14, 2010 23:28:08 GMT -5
Aww, poor fic!you! This parallel universe must be stopped before anyone else's feelings are hurt or someone else explodes.
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Post by Sixteen on May 15, 2010 13:34:47 GMT -5
Good chapter, but I don't understand the end. Why did Pandora explode...?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2010 0:53:21 GMT -5
Wow is this story amazing. And Pandora clearly blew up because, come on, she's Pandora, who care about her.
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Post by Charles Vane on May 17, 2010 19:42:08 GMT -5
YOU SHOULD SINCE APPARENTLY WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2010 22:38:45 GMT -5
Oh yeah I forgot.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2010 22:38:56 GMT -5
*single tear*
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Post by Very Funky Disco on May 28, 2010 1:05:01 GMT -5
Now this sounds like an interesting premise.
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Post by Shelly on Jun 26, 2010 19:30:58 GMT -5
So many other things happened in the parallel universe that I wish I could explain in detail. Songbird resulted in liking Glee, Very Funky Disco had an incredible personality swap (there was a whole list!), Libitina became a living nightmare to talk to, BSam became a horrible guardian, and Violet Marie got addicted to Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. The parallel universe turned everything inside out, upside down and backwards. Everyone got irrationally angry and ended up killing each other in a brutal and graphic manner that I can't even begin to describe. And that is the story of the parallel universe. The end. Epilogue Shelly hurriedly finished her sentence and leaned away from the computer monitor. She was sad to be ending what could've been a potentially wonderful story all because she was out of ideas. Things had to end. The parallel universe was looming nearer.
It smashed down on her fragile body, threatening to overwhelm and turn her inside out. What was the opposite of Shelly?
The trouble was, she was always changing and she had always been the opposite of herself. Her emotions and her personality were never still. The only thing that had remained the same?
She'd been alive.
Of its own accord, her hand picked up a nearby pair of scissors and raised them to her throat . . .Thanks to: Willis and Sixteen. You guys encouraged this and you inspire me. I couldn't thank you enough. You are the kings of 667er fanfiction and I should leave you to it. Tragedy for being Tragedy. Emma. What to say? You've supported me so much through the years and you're so wonderful. More can take example from you. BSam for being an awesome guardian. [insert anyone I've missed.]
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Post by Sixteen on Jun 26, 2010 20:21:17 GMT -5
Grim but awesome ending.
*bows down to the Queen*
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Jun 27, 2010 10:08:22 GMT -5
Yes, it was sad but phenomenal. I love your stories, Shelly. And thank you so much for the dedication. It really means a lot to me.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Jun 27, 2010 14:24:06 GMT -5
Loved it! ;D
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Post by jemima on Jun 28, 2010 14:42:10 GMT -5
*applaudes* yes, that was most exciting and funny to read
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