Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on May 2, 2004 10:29:18 GMT -5
Hypothetical fantasy situation: You are dragged away by your ankles to a VFD meeting where you encounter the great L. S. Or you're at a book signing and get to speak to Daniel Handler. Either way, you may ask Lemony three questions, considering what he'd be likely to answer for you. What would you ask? Here be my queries: 1. Will any of the Baudelaire or Quagmires die before the end of the series? 2. Do you(Lemony) hide your(his) face because it's severely burned? That's always been a theory of mine. 3. What should I do if my teachers use VFD code phrases, because they really do?
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Post by Madamluna on May 2, 2004 10:33:39 GMT -5
1. Will there be an ASOUE art book? 2. Will there be an ASOUE art book? 3. Will Count Olaf be getting his own Unauthorized Autobio-esque tome? 4. How did the hook-handed man lose his hands? (I've always wanted to know this.) 5. Will there be an ASOUE art book? 6. What is your favorite flavor of pudding? 7. Please make Mr. Helquist create an ASOUE art book.
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Post by Skalu on May 2, 2004 11:52:12 GMT -5
1) Are Charles and Esmé siblings? (Theory of mine!)
2) Who wrote in the margins of your autobiography?
3) What does Jerome do as a job?
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Post by ineedyourhelp on May 3, 2004 20:13:44 GMT -5
Obvious questions:
1) What does V.F.D. stand for?
2) What is K's name?
3) Who is Beatrice?
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Post by Ennui on Jun 23, 2004 13:29:18 GMT -5
Skalu, is that theory of yours based on the fact Esme has a brother called Charles in the Salinger story? Just wondering.
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Post by Salmonella on Jul 3, 2004 21:36:09 GMT -5
I would say:
"What the heck does VFD mean??" "Who the heck is Beatrice??"
and show him my Blank Book theories saying:
"Is this theory totally right??"
LOL
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Post by Tay Sachs on Jul 9, 2004 19:19:56 GMT -5
How did the hook handed man lose his hands?
How did Esme and Olaf hook up?
Do you want to see me do a dance?
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Jul 9, 2004 19:46:34 GMT -5
T: "If you had a parade, what would be the three biggest floats on it?" I included that in my letter to Daniel Handler(see this thread), which I recently mailed. It's the sort of question that's worth asking to anyone. Crazyred: If I had a parade, the biggest floats would be-- T: Trust me, you don't want to know.
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Post by D to the AVID 87 on Jul 20, 2004 0:56:03 GMT -5
what does VFD mean? do the baudelaires ever see the quagmires again? do they die? does Count Olaf receive his punishment?
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Post by Phoenix 4242424242424242424242 on Jul 21, 2004 4:53:31 GMT -5
My three questions: 1.) Why did the Baudelaire mansion burn down? 2.) Are the Baudelaires related to the Snickets and Quagmires? And if so how? 3.) What is the meaning behind the initials V.F.D?
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T3
Reptile Researcher
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Post by T3 on Aug 10, 2004 17:49:03 GMT -5
6. What is your favorite flavor of pudding? I dont know if that was serious or sarcastic, but in an interview, www.trelease-on-reading.com/npr-interview-list.html scroll down to the bottom of the page and click lemony snicket, its just short of an hour long, and he said that he isnt really a fan of pudding, but he'd have to say butterscotch(sp?).If you've heard it before dont like,yell at me about it >_>.
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Post by VFDeye on Aug 10, 2004 18:53:35 GMT -5
Why have you dedicated your life to the Baudelaire case?
What are the Mr and Mrs Baudelaires first name?
What does VFD stand for?
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Dae
Catastrophic Captain
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Post by Dae on Aug 15, 2004 0:00:09 GMT -5
For some reason, I'd rather know about the details that have been left out instead of things that are probably going to be explained in the other books. I mean, if he could answer them.
1. What is Sir's name? 2. Who was the principal of Prufrock Prepartory School? 3. (Okay, I can't resist, I must know.) Who was the infant servant?
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Post by snicketreader on Oct 7, 2004 19:17:09 GMT -5
i've already met him here's what i asked whats the message in book eleven he said it's very smiple and turned to the back page of the book and said oh this page seems to be riped and turned the page and said this one is riped to and finally said IT MUST BE SOME HORRABLE MISTAKE!!!! and this is the look he gave me
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Post by Dante on Oct 8, 2004 15:02:32 GMT -5
1. Were the children photographed in the Sebald chapter of the U.A. a third set of orphans who we have yet to meet? 2. What was the question mark? 3. Who was the woman who took Widdershins and Phil away?
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