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Post by Stormy Valentine on Jan 31, 2006 23:38:59 GMT -5
Ooookay. Here's mine.
Dear Mr. Handler, I send you fond birthday greetings, and a few tacos, because the tacos are part of my superpowers (only joking). May each year be less depressing than the last. With all due respect, Taco Girl
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Post by Beatlesque on Feb 1, 2006 21:21:50 GMT -5
Dear Mr.Handler,
I wish you a birthday that you probably won't like. Because a bunch of weird people are sending you a bunch or random messages wishing you a happy, miserable, or -how do you think your day will be- birthday. I of course do not mean all of us are weird. I'm saying some of us are. Also I will not say 'I hope' because it would not be right. I will say though. Have a -what you think your day will be like- birthday. I would send a cake but Olaf as Dewey said has stolen 17 cakes. I hope it doesn't become 18. It will actually never become 18 because Dewey has passed on. So I shall say it again. Have a -what you think your day will be like- birthday.
With all due respect, Merlin Snicket
P.S. Pancakes.
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Ligeia
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Post by Ligeia on Feb 1, 2006 22:22:52 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Handler-
Happy birthday.
-Ligeia
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Post by thedoctororwell on Feb 2, 2006 5:38:55 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Handler, congratulations for your birthday ! I'm actually sending my birthday wishes with some friends of mine. Were're part of the best (and only) french forum about your wonderfull books, and are enlighted at the idea of thanking you for all the awesome stories you made ! I hope that this slighty Sickle (Or Snaky, I can't remenber) is going to stop annoying you at last this year. I loathe him. I loathe him at a point you can't begin to imagine ! Since the day he wrote this awful article about Al Funcoot's marvellous play, actually. He was my faborite author ! Snitch really is a bloodthirsty, pyromaniac lousy cakesniffer. Well, thanks God for large favors, you won't have to publish and re-write his inaccurate works when Book the Thirtennft will be out at last. Maybe you could write little impros to Funcoot instead. Well, 'nuff said. Happy Birthday, Mr. Handler !
Signed : Proud members of "La Pente Glissante," best french forum about Asoue ever : Lemony (administrator), Sunny (vice-administrator), Docteur Orwell (official translator), Prunille, Esmé d'Eschemizerre, Tano Tatano, Fernald, Capitaine Widdershins, Mandragore, Féval, Baron Omar, Séléné, Nébuleuse, karto005, Nora Black, Lyra, Dindon, Senda, Violette, Dark Patus.
PS : I don't care about the way you could do it, but, ****, explain what is hidden in the sugar bowl, all about Béatrice, why actually happenned during the Baudelaire Fire, etc, etc. Those mysteries are just unbearable. So, EXPLAIN IT. Explain it all, for God's sake. It will be OUR birthday present.
(As you know I'm french and my english skills are terrible so please correct my sentences before sending the card, if it's not too much to ask.)
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Post by lauren on Feb 5, 2006 4:07:45 GMT -5
Thanks Doctor Orwell, I'll fix the spelling errors for you but could you please shorten your message a bit, because it's a little long. I can put the entire message in the card for you but then it will have to be a really small font.
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Post by Groge on Feb 7, 2006 13:59:39 GMT -5
ok put my name in it
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Post by thedoctororwell on Feb 8, 2006 14:45:39 GMT -5
To Gorge : I can't put your name in it ! You're not part of "La Pente Glissante" !
To Lauren : Thanks for the correction. It's very important to put all the names so here it is :
Dear Mr. Handler, congratulations for your birthday ! I'm actually sending my birthday wishes with some friends of mine. Were're part of the best (and only) french forum about your wonderfull books, and are enlighted at the idea of thanking you for all the awesome stories you made ! Well, thanks God for large favors, you won't have to publish and re-write the works of this Sickle when Book the Thirtennft will be out at last. Well, 'nuff said. Happy Birthday, Mr. Handler !
Signed : Proud members of "La Pente Glissante," best french forum about Asoue ever : Lemony (administrator), Sunny (vice-administrator), Docteur Orwell (official translator), Prunille, Esmé d'Eschemizerre, Tano Tatano, Fernald, Capitaine Widdershins, Mandragore, Féval, Baron Omar, Séléné, Nébuleuse, karto005, Nora Black, Lyra, Dindon, Senda, Violette, Dark Patus.
PS : I don't care about the way you could do it, but, ****, explain what is hidden in the sugar bowl, all about Béatrice, what actually happenned during the Baudelaire Fire, etc, etc. Those mysteries are just unbearable. So, EXPLAIN IT. Explain it all, for God's sake. It will be OUR birthday present.
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Post by lauren on Feb 9, 2006 4:57:04 GMT -5
thank you doctor orwell Now as for the layout I have bought dark green cardboard for it, as it proved to be the most popular coulour for the card.
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Post by khanie13 on Feb 9, 2006 19:27:49 GMT -5
I agree with the green. Once you finish it could you post a picture of it so that we can see how it turned out? I am sure that it will turn out really good!
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Post by lauren on Feb 10, 2006 4:21:01 GMT -5
Sure. I can probably post a picture on either sunday or monday.
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Post by isadora667 on Feb 10, 2006 12:21:53 GMT -5
Happy birthday Mr. Handler!!
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tennisguru
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Post by tennisguru on Feb 10, 2006 18:06:57 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Handler: Please take my congratulations on not dying this year. You have once again survived another rotation around the sun, unless that is, you believe in a geocentric universe.
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mercury
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Post by mercury on Feb 11, 2006 15:33:14 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Handler, It has come to my attention that you have survived another year on this planet. So I'm here to wish you a Happy Birthday on this very fantastic date.
Amber B. aka Mercury
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Post by Gigi on Feb 11, 2006 18:39:28 GMT -5
I look forward to seeing a picture of the card. (I was going to ask about that too, before khanie beat me to it.)
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Post by Raedyn L. on Feb 11, 2006 18:58:15 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Handler,
*ringing sound in background*
I know that recieving a lengthy birthday greeting will make you wish you were away from your computer, and would certainly make you think that this utterly loathesome letter is as boring as a fan letter can get, so I wish you a very happy belated New Year, punctual February 11th, early Christmas, and, naturally, birthday.
*oven timer rings*
And now, I must cut this message short in order to attend to my cranberry-wasabi muffins.
Sincerely (apologising for wasting your time),
-Raedyn L.
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