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Post by PJ on Apr 20, 2005 1:25:21 GMT -5
Instead, I like when random people make fun of me portrying me as an idiot. ......all-rightey then! CoughWEIRDOcough. Also, how is telling people there are terrorists outside considered smart?
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Post by j42 on Apr 20, 2005 4:51:12 GMT -5
......all-rightey then! CoughWEIRDOcough. Also, how is telling people there are terrorists outside considered smart? Because they used the word "terrorist."
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Post by PJ on Apr 20, 2005 5:26:28 GMT -5
Because they used the word "terrorist." ..... Just write more.
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Post by Dante on Apr 20, 2005 8:57:20 GMT -5
"We could light him on fire," Dante said, gazing into a lit match. I'm in character. Also: Suspense!
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Post by j42 on Apr 23, 2005 8:21:30 GMT -5
"I'll go." J said. "And I, too." Dante said. "And me." Robert said. M squeed and got up, standing less than a fraction of an inch behind J and Robert. "Well, I suppose I have to go." Capt said. "OK! Fine! But that's all!" Antenora said. "Everyone get your swords." They crept up the first and second flights of stairs, and then got bored and started walking normally up the last few flights. "Were all these flights really necessary?" Captiosus said. They opened the door. When they opened it, they saw... A boy sitting on the dirt. "Snicket?" Antenora said. "It was you?" Snicket stood up. "What was me?" "The terroristy thingy." Antenora said. Snicket's eyes widened. "I don't know what you're talking about. Terroristy thingy? You mean there are terrorists?" "Well, that's what you said." Robert said. "I didn't say anything!" Snicket exclaimed. "Oh, I was just trying to trip you up." Robert said. "Clever," said the girls. "Do you really think Snicket is capable of such ingenuity?" A voice asked. "Where is that voice coming from?" Antenora pondered, looking around. The voice ignored Antenora and continued. "Snicket...is nothing." And then Snicket fell on his face, an arrow in his back. "Oh no! It's becoming a 667 Meeting Secret Society Murder mystery!" Antenora exclaimed. "And the fic just keeps getting worse!" Capt cried. They all ran back into the library and down the stairs, but by the third flight they were winded and just walked down.
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Post by Dante on Apr 23, 2005 8:27:04 GMT -5
Enjoyable parody. Please write more.
Although not many people - you included - would particularly care about Snicket's demise.
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Post by j42 on Apr 23, 2005 8:46:25 GMT -5
Enjoyable parody. Please write more. Although not many people - you included - would particularly care about Snicket's demise. They were just worried for their own safety.
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Post by Antenora on Apr 23, 2005 15:20:58 GMT -5
This story is quite funny, and keeps getting funnier. Write more!
If Snicket died, I'd be a bit sad. And fearful for our collective safety.
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Post by j42 on Apr 23, 2005 16:12:15 GMT -5
Warning: Antenora/Snicket
"Snicket--shot!" J panted as M toppled down the remainder of the stairs. All the 667ers came over and started asking questions. Antenora stood off to the side, thinking. Snicket? Dead? It couldn't be. Not Snicket..."I loved him." She said softly. "I was just too afraid to tell him."
meh. brb.
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Post by j42 on Apr 23, 2005 18:54:36 GMT -5
Antenora stared glumly into her bowl of chili. Sam had cooked. . "Since we didn't have meat, I used a substitution. I learned it from Martha Stewart." Sam said. They all shouted jokes about Martha Stewart. Actually, they just shouted words like "prison" that weren't even complete sentences. "Really? What substitution?" Celinra asked. "Uhm...Snicket." Sam said. Everyone laughed; Antenora forced one. Then, M shrieked. There was a human finger in her spoon. "OH NOZ! I ATE MEAT!" She cried. "You all thought I was kidding, didn't you." Sam said.
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Post by j42 on Apr 25, 2005 9:24:39 GMT -5
At 12:00 in the afternoon, the VFDers heard approaching marchers. They looked at the security cameras which were positioned all over the library, inside and out, and the saw a small army marching towards the library. "Is that--CCV?" J said, squinting and leaning closer. "And Soccergirl?" Antenora added. "It's an army of newbies! We're under attack!" Songbird said. "Grab your swords!" Akbar commanded. He hopped up on a table. "THEY'RE TRYING TO GET INTO THE LIBRARY!" M cried. "They...they're having trouble opening the door..." Robert said. Everyone wandered over to the screen again and watched in amusement as the newbies tried to figure out how to open the door. Mario and Tom got frustrated and rammed themselves against it. But then, Les Paul managed, actually quite accidentally, to open it, and they were running around the library, knocking over booksshlelves and tearing books up. "We need some people to run upstairs and try to defeat them! And some of us will stay down here." Antenora commanded. Akbar, Robert, Derik, Celinra and some other ran up and began slaughtering the newbies. But some of them found the hidden door and ran down stairs. "Haha! You all thought you were too good for me!" CCV said. "But we will kill you now! The newbies came into power. Snicket, after seeing that you were having a meeting without him, decided to have a little meeting and society of his own. He called it OFD. I said, maybe we can band together and kill the VFDers! But he didn't want to. He had a soft spot for you guys, actually. But I wanted revenge...so I pretended to be a terrorist, make you all live in fear. But I knew you wouldn't've taken it seriously, so I had to go farther. So I assassinated Snicket, and had full power over OFD. With that power, I formed an army to attack--" "Why are we listening to her?" Robert asked, borrowing Walter and stabbing her in the stomach.
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Post by Ennui on Apr 25, 2005 9:55:11 GMT -5
Splendid. I have little else to add...
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Post by Antenora on Apr 25, 2005 10:09:27 GMT -5
I liked this chapter, J. Your story is quite good.
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Post by Dante on Apr 25, 2005 11:32:04 GMT -5
I wondered when somebody was going to shut CCV up. Good chapter, J.
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Post by Ennui on Apr 25, 2005 11:37:56 GMT -5
Me too. The way that bit was done to be really irritating and tedious was masterful, and increased the...eucatastrophe...of the deathblow...
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