Post by ajd42 on Jul 25, 2005 18:26:26 GMT -5
Starring CCV as Little Red Riding Hood, Capt as the wolf, and Sam as the handsome Australian woodsman.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, she heard her hamster was very sick! So she packed up some hamster treats and headed out to visit it.
In the bushes lurked a wolf. He was a very hungry wolf and had not had top-quality newbie in a long time. When he heard LRRH walking up the path, he lurked out of the bushes and greeted her.
"Hello there, little girl." He said.
"Hi! I'm on my way to my hamster's house. He's sick and I have to give him treats. He lives just straight ahead."
The wolf was pleased that he got all that information without even having to ask and his tail twitched slightly. "Well, hurry along then, before your hamster dies."
LRRH was horrible offended. "He won't! Don't be mean to me!" She cried, running away. The wolf smirked and chuckled to himself. "Oh, I haven't even begun to be mean yet..."
The wolf ran to the house, broke in and, because there are children reading this story, hid the hamster in a closet. Then he got into bed, not bothering to change forms--he wanted to know how thick this Little Red Riding Hood really was. Soon after, he heard the door open and in stepped Little Red Riding Hood.
"My, hamster! What big feet you have!"
"The better they are to run after you."
"What big paws you have!"
"The better to pounce on you with."
"What big claws you have!"
"The better to tear your skin to pieces." The wolf was getting bored, now: he wasn't exactly being subtle with his threats, and he wondered how long it would take this 'Little Red Riding Hood' to catch on.
"And what big teeth you have!"
The wolf sighed. "The better to feast on your flesh." Then he sighed again, more deeply, and added, "The ears are for hearing you scream, the tongue is to lap up your blood and the tail is to wag in pleasure after the meal."
LRRH stood there in silence. At last, she said, "Wait....you're not my hamster! What did you do with my hamster?"
Just then, a very handsome Australian woodsman broke into the house.
"I'll save your hamster by cutting this mongrel's stomach open!" The woodsman said. He started leading the wolf to another room, but as soon as they were at the door, he turned around and chopped off LRRH's head. The woodsman and the wolf had a very good feast.
THE END.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, she heard her hamster was very sick! So she packed up some hamster treats and headed out to visit it.
In the bushes lurked a wolf. He was a very hungry wolf and had not had top-quality newbie in a long time. When he heard LRRH walking up the path, he lurked out of the bushes and greeted her.
"Hello there, little girl." He said.
"Hi! I'm on my way to my hamster's house. He's sick and I have to give him treats. He lives just straight ahead."
The wolf was pleased that he got all that information without even having to ask and his tail twitched slightly. "Well, hurry along then, before your hamster dies."
LRRH was horrible offended. "He won't! Don't be mean to me!" She cried, running away. The wolf smirked and chuckled to himself. "Oh, I haven't even begun to be mean yet..."
The wolf ran to the house, broke in and, because there are children reading this story, hid the hamster in a closet. Then he got into bed, not bothering to change forms--he wanted to know how thick this Little Red Riding Hood really was. Soon after, he heard the door open and in stepped Little Red Riding Hood.
"My, hamster! What big feet you have!"
"The better they are to run after you."
"What big paws you have!"
"The better to pounce on you with."
"What big claws you have!"
"The better to tear your skin to pieces." The wolf was getting bored, now: he wasn't exactly being subtle with his threats, and he wondered how long it would take this 'Little Red Riding Hood' to catch on.
"And what big teeth you have!"
The wolf sighed. "The better to feast on your flesh." Then he sighed again, more deeply, and added, "The ears are for hearing you scream, the tongue is to lap up your blood and the tail is to wag in pleasure after the meal."
LRRH stood there in silence. At last, she said, "Wait....you're not my hamster! What did you do with my hamster?"
Just then, a very handsome Australian woodsman broke into the house.
"I'll save your hamster by cutting this mongrel's stomach open!" The woodsman said. He started leading the wolf to another room, but as soon as they were at the door, he turned around and chopped off LRRH's head. The woodsman and the wolf had a very good feast.
THE END.