Post by PJ on Nov 20, 2005 4:37:15 GMT -5
The 667er.
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Editor : Akbar/Le Grey.
Columnists: PJ, Ennui, George, Sixteen, Scotty and Jemima.
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PJ’s Rant.
PJ’s Rant
Once again, I have absolutely nothing to rant about. By now, this whole “pulling stuff out of my ass” thing is getting really, really, really old, so I’m desperately trying to think of something new to talk about. It doesn’t even HAVE to be a rant!
Luckily, I do have SOMETHING to rant about. Well, someone. I’ve disliked her for quite some time now, but I’ve never had the proper cause to openly magee about her on 667 (MSN, well, that’s an entirely different matter…).
Cactuswren. Most of you won’t have the slightest idea of whom I’m talking about. Cactuswren appears approximately every season once, or so, and then posts only in Disturbing Discussion.
Now, to why she annoys the hell out of me. One, she’s a total utter magee. That’s all. She’s more arrogant than I am. She’s more arrogant than every member here put together. She pops up, says something incredibly arrogant and sarcastic, perhaps posts a link, or mocks someone, and then doesn’t come back for at least a month.
She is, essentially, a concentrated version of me. Super-concentrated. Make the slightest mistake, and she’ll rip you apart. I hate her. At least she doesn’t come on often.
*breathes heavily*
Moving on. MSN is on the blink. The episode of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends I’ve been downloading has stopped at 98.4 % since Wednesday. And my dad wants me to make HIM a sandwich. And homework…sorry, guys, but there’s nothing to talk about. So very, very sorry. I’ll try better next week, or else I’ll just quit, and go on vacation for a while, and come back with lots of new fresh ideas, or something.
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Jemima’s Unadvice Column.
And this week's Jemima's How To:[/b]
Dear Jemima,
My friends are really nosy, and when they come round to my house, they always leaf through any drawers, files or papers that I have around my room. However, some things I have are really embarrassing, and my friend found one of these things, before I took it away and said it wasn't important. Then, a couple of days ago, he found it again when I wasn't looking, among other files. I don't know if he read it or not, but what should I do: for now, and for the future?
From,
?
Dear Question Mark (not to be mistaken for the member Question Mark),
Geez, your friends must be a pain. Do they go through all your stuff? Do they lurk in your lunch food before you can eat it? What about your permnanent record? They must be terrible to deal with!
Well, that's why I'm here to help. What you should do, to stop those nosy-noses, is to hide all your personal stuff...somewhere- I suggest in your shoes or in some technical thing like a TV (careful, don't start a fire)-... so they won't be able to find them. Then when they start looking around in your room, set booby traps like pies-in-the-face, whoopie chusions (their hand might press against the drawer bottom while sneaking), or fake files describing fake events, such as a friend that's looking in your drawer farting in class or saying something that only you isn't true.
They'll quickly learn to not snoop anymore. Good luck.
Sincerely,
Jemima or Jemmy
Please send your problems to Jemima!!!!!!
This week on Jemima's How To!:
How To Start A Business!
Step 1: Decide on a product to sell
Step 2: Either buy tons of that product or make your own
Step 3: Think of a good way to sell it, like hunting down people and forcing them to buy it
Step 4: Sell it
Step 5: Develop good selling ethics
Step 6: Put in on the market
Step 7: Buy and sell stock of it
Step 8: Invest
Step 9: Congrats! You started a business!
How to [/b] Note: Use these directions at your own risk. The 667er takes no responsibility for the results of these actions.
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Member Interview of the Week
Linda: Welcome to the Member Interview of the Week. This week SnicketFace, the Gruesome Greetings moderator, agreed to be interviewed. Now, SnicketFace, would you care to tell us what your real name is?
SnicketFace: I have never released my entire name to the public of 667. If you look through different threads though, you will notice that I have given out the two parts of my name but in different posts/threads. Tragedy knows my name, but thats it.
Linda: How did you come up with your username?
SnicketFace: My username is two different things. Snicket is for obvious reasons, and Face is a nickname given to me by my best friend Lisa and it kinda stuck.
Linda: Where are you from?
SnicketFace: I am from the United States of America in Ohio. Horrible weather, don't move here.
Linda: How would you describe yourself in terms of physical appearance?
SnicketFace: Well, the most obvious thing is that I'm short, about 5' 1/2" to be exact. I have long hair that goes to about the center-ish of my back, and the color is undetermined but it's a brown-ish color. I have green eyes that change slightly. I was once described by my friend as, "she's pretty muscular.... and has a loud laugh" Haha, that pretty much sums it up right there. But if that doesn't do it for ya, there are pictures of me in the Post your picture thread.
Linda: How would you describe yourself in terms of your personality?
SnicketFace: Well, I guess you could say I'm pretty laid back. I love to have fun and be goofy--to an extent. I'm pretty patient. I tend to keep my guard up if I don't know someone well. I've been told I have a great sense of humor.
Linda: What do you like to do in your spare time when you’re not on 667?
SnicketFace: I'm a pretty well-rounded person. Well, school is an obvious one, which takes up a lot of my time. Besides that, I play softball (during the summer), and soccer (during spring and fall). I go to church at least 3 times a week (it's also where my school is located) and I'm very involved with my youth group and hang out with my friends from there a lot. I'm involved in the teen choir in my church. I also have a boyfriend whom I hang out with a lot. So, basically school, sports, church, and friends.
Linda: How did you find 667?
SnicketFace: I believe I found it while Google-searching ASoUE. I first found UE.net, but didn't find it that interesting. I wasn't a lurker (that's just plain creepy). Once I found the site, I joined ASAP.
Linda: How important is 667 to you?
SnicketFace: It's pretty gosh darn important. I'm on it the majority of my time, and enjoy consuming the amounts of information. I don't even know what I did when I wasn't on 667. I'm addicted, end of story.
Linda: What are your favorite sections to visit, and what types of threads do you like?
SnicketFace: My favorite sections are probably MM and CC, and favorite thread is probably RFT (Random Fact Thread).. A good thread would probably have to have some substance. I'm not much for those spam threads with people just going back and forth talking about nothing in particular. I'm more structured.
Linda: Do you enjoy being a moderator for 667? Did you ever think you'd be a moderator when you joined?
SnicketFace: Yes, I love being a moderator. One of my goals on 667 was to become a moderator, and I attempted to get there slowly by becoming a Detriment Deleter, but failed. My position was totally out of random, but I'm grateful for it, and am very careful with my job.
Linda: Is there anything that you really really like about 667? On the flip side, is there anything that really bugs you?
SnicketFace: I love the whole atmosphere of 667. It seems like everyone (searches for the right word)... meshes well. I don't think that there are too many things that bug me really.... I don't really like it when people who are of a "higher class" can bend--or break--the rules and wont get reprimanded, yet other people who might be new will. Besides that, nothing else comes to mind.
Linda: Is there anything you’d like to tell the members of 667, while you’re in the spotlight still?
SnicketFace: Hmm... I guess a few things;
-Keep on keepin' on
-Whatever you are, be a good one
-Don't even begin to think that you'll leave 667, because you can never really leave
-O, and I hope you learned a bit more about me, Snicket Face.
Linda: Thanks, SnicketFace. Now, next week, J. is going to be interviewed. After last week’s 667er, I got about five people asking to be interviewed, so keep in mind that if you ask to be interviewed, it could take a while.
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A word from PJ:
Akbar's indisposed at the moment, so it will be me posting.
Also, to all those who didn't write anything: Shame on you.
You'll be the death of this magazine, cos I can't see it holding together with 3 articles a week. I hope you all get cancer, or something.
No, really, you people need to get your act together. You've really let your editor down.
And sorry for my short and unsatisfying bit. I might resign, and get someone else to fill the position.
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Editor : Akbar/Le Grey.
Columnists: PJ, Ennui, George, Sixteen, Scotty and Jemima.
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PJ’s Rant.
PJ’s Rant
Once again, I have absolutely nothing to rant about. By now, this whole “pulling stuff out of my ass” thing is getting really, really, really old, so I’m desperately trying to think of something new to talk about. It doesn’t even HAVE to be a rant!
Luckily, I do have SOMETHING to rant about. Well, someone. I’ve disliked her for quite some time now, but I’ve never had the proper cause to openly magee about her on 667 (MSN, well, that’s an entirely different matter…).
Cactuswren. Most of you won’t have the slightest idea of whom I’m talking about. Cactuswren appears approximately every season once, or so, and then posts only in Disturbing Discussion.
Now, to why she annoys the hell out of me. One, she’s a total utter magee. That’s all. She’s more arrogant than I am. She’s more arrogant than every member here put together. She pops up, says something incredibly arrogant and sarcastic, perhaps posts a link, or mocks someone, and then doesn’t come back for at least a month.
She is, essentially, a concentrated version of me. Super-concentrated. Make the slightest mistake, and she’ll rip you apart. I hate her. At least she doesn’t come on often.
*breathes heavily*
Moving on. MSN is on the blink. The episode of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends I’ve been downloading has stopped at 98.4 % since Wednesday. And my dad wants me to make HIM a sandwich. And homework…sorry, guys, but there’s nothing to talk about. So very, very sorry. I’ll try better next week, or else I’ll just quit, and go on vacation for a while, and come back with lots of new fresh ideas, or something.
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Jemima’s Unadvice Column.
And this week's Jemima's How To:[/b]
Dear Jemima,
My friends are really nosy, and when they come round to my house, they always leaf through any drawers, files or papers that I have around my room. However, some things I have are really embarrassing, and my friend found one of these things, before I took it away and said it wasn't important. Then, a couple of days ago, he found it again when I wasn't looking, among other files. I don't know if he read it or not, but what should I do: for now, and for the future?
From,
?
Dear Question Mark (not to be mistaken for the member Question Mark),
Geez, your friends must be a pain. Do they go through all your stuff? Do they lurk in your lunch food before you can eat it? What about your permnanent record? They must be terrible to deal with!
Well, that's why I'm here to help. What you should do, to stop those nosy-noses, is to hide all your personal stuff...somewhere- I suggest in your shoes or in some technical thing like a TV (careful, don't start a fire)-... so they won't be able to find them. Then when they start looking around in your room, set booby traps like pies-in-the-face, whoopie chusions (their hand might press against the drawer bottom while sneaking), or fake files describing fake events, such as a friend that's looking in your drawer farting in class or saying something that only you isn't true.
They'll quickly learn to not snoop anymore. Good luck.
Sincerely,
Jemima or Jemmy
Please send your problems to Jemima!!!!!!
This week on Jemima's How To!:
How To Start A Business!
Step 1: Decide on a product to sell
Step 2: Either buy tons of that product or make your own
Step 3: Think of a good way to sell it, like hunting down people and forcing them to buy it
Step 4: Sell it
Step 5: Develop good selling ethics
Step 6: Put in on the market
Step 7: Buy and sell stock of it
Step 8: Invest
Step 9: Congrats! You started a business!
How to [/b] Note: Use these directions at your own risk. The 667er takes no responsibility for the results of these actions.
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Member Interview of the Week
Linda: Welcome to the Member Interview of the Week. This week SnicketFace, the Gruesome Greetings moderator, agreed to be interviewed. Now, SnicketFace, would you care to tell us what your real name is?
SnicketFace: I have never released my entire name to the public of 667. If you look through different threads though, you will notice that I have given out the two parts of my name but in different posts/threads. Tragedy knows my name, but thats it.
Linda: How did you come up with your username?
SnicketFace: My username is two different things. Snicket is for obvious reasons, and Face is a nickname given to me by my best friend Lisa and it kinda stuck.
Linda: Where are you from?
SnicketFace: I am from the United States of America in Ohio. Horrible weather, don't move here.
Linda: How would you describe yourself in terms of physical appearance?
SnicketFace: Well, the most obvious thing is that I'm short, about 5' 1/2" to be exact. I have long hair that goes to about the center-ish of my back, and the color is undetermined but it's a brown-ish color. I have green eyes that change slightly. I was once described by my friend as, "she's pretty muscular.... and has a loud laugh" Haha, that pretty much sums it up right there. But if that doesn't do it for ya, there are pictures of me in the Post your picture thread.
Linda: How would you describe yourself in terms of your personality?
SnicketFace: Well, I guess you could say I'm pretty laid back. I love to have fun and be goofy--to an extent. I'm pretty patient. I tend to keep my guard up if I don't know someone well. I've been told I have a great sense of humor.
Linda: What do you like to do in your spare time when you’re not on 667?
SnicketFace: I'm a pretty well-rounded person. Well, school is an obvious one, which takes up a lot of my time. Besides that, I play softball (during the summer), and soccer (during spring and fall). I go to church at least 3 times a week (it's also where my school is located) and I'm very involved with my youth group and hang out with my friends from there a lot. I'm involved in the teen choir in my church. I also have a boyfriend whom I hang out with a lot. So, basically school, sports, church, and friends.
Linda: How did you find 667?
SnicketFace: I believe I found it while Google-searching ASoUE. I first found UE.net, but didn't find it that interesting. I wasn't a lurker (that's just plain creepy). Once I found the site, I joined ASAP.
Linda: How important is 667 to you?
SnicketFace: It's pretty gosh darn important. I'm on it the majority of my time, and enjoy consuming the amounts of information. I don't even know what I did when I wasn't on 667. I'm addicted, end of story.
Linda: What are your favorite sections to visit, and what types of threads do you like?
SnicketFace: My favorite sections are probably MM and CC, and favorite thread is probably RFT (Random Fact Thread).. A good thread would probably have to have some substance. I'm not much for those spam threads with people just going back and forth talking about nothing in particular. I'm more structured.
Linda: Do you enjoy being a moderator for 667? Did you ever think you'd be a moderator when you joined?
SnicketFace: Yes, I love being a moderator. One of my goals on 667 was to become a moderator, and I attempted to get there slowly by becoming a Detriment Deleter, but failed. My position was totally out of random, but I'm grateful for it, and am very careful with my job.
Linda: Is there anything that you really really like about 667? On the flip side, is there anything that really bugs you?
SnicketFace: I love the whole atmosphere of 667. It seems like everyone (searches for the right word)... meshes well. I don't think that there are too many things that bug me really.... I don't really like it when people who are of a "higher class" can bend--or break--the rules and wont get reprimanded, yet other people who might be new will. Besides that, nothing else comes to mind.
Linda: Is there anything you’d like to tell the members of 667, while you’re in the spotlight still?
SnicketFace: Hmm... I guess a few things;
-Keep on keepin' on
-Whatever you are, be a good one
-Don't even begin to think that you'll leave 667, because you can never really leave
-O, and I hope you learned a bit more about me, Snicket Face.
Linda: Thanks, SnicketFace. Now, next week, J. is going to be interviewed. After last week’s 667er, I got about five people asking to be interviewed, so keep in mind that if you ask to be interviewed, it could take a while.
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A word from PJ:
Akbar's indisposed at the moment, so it will be me posting.
Also, to all those who didn't write anything: Shame on you.
You'll be the death of this magazine, cos I can't see it holding together with 3 articles a week. I hope you all get cancer, or something.
No, really, you people need to get your act together. You've really let your editor down.
And sorry for my short and unsatisfying bit. I might resign, and get someone else to fill the position.