Post by Akbar Le Grey on Feb 12, 2006 4:17:31 GMT -5
Editor : Akbar Le Grey.
Columnists: PJ, Linda, A.
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PETER: An exposé.
By Akbar Le Grey, twistedbrain & Triangle Eyes.
Profile:
Peter was a member who turned up about 2 days before the ball. He was strongly against Arrested Development, and was madly in love with none other than 667’s very own Bethlehem. His affair with Bethlehem culminated in them attending the RFT Ball as a couple. It was at this ball that Peter, a young newb who’d been on 667 only 3 days, was murdered. While people drank and made merry around him, Peter suddenly collapsed, a poison dart protruding from his neck. Alice, the gracious and beautiful hostess, was the first to see his body and react. Even she, eloquent as she is, just managed to stutter: ‘Oh…my…god.’ Many others soon noticed, Bethlehem and SetnicK being among the first to realize that Peter had been murdered. The investigation then began, with everyone from Alice to PJ being accused. But no matter how many were accused, and who did it, the fact remains: Peter was murdered in our forums.
The Murder.
On the fifteenth page of the Ball thread, Peter was found dead on the floor, a poison dart in his neck. Just moments earlier, he had been arguing with Alice, the hostess. However, this wasn’t the only tension at that point. It turned out that Peter and Betsy were having more problems than they let on. At first, Betsy became insanely angry that Peter wasn’t at the ball yet. As Alice admits, “She had been drinking a little...I guess we all had...” Here is her description of what went wrong that glittering, alcohol-tinted night:
“...Peter was found on the dance floor with a dart in his neck. Minutes before, he and I had been fighting. However, he and Betsy had more troubles than they let on.
Betsy was insanely angry when she found out that he wasn't at the ball at first.
So, she asked me if I would...if I would murder him. I said no. I had just gotten out of a relationship with him and I didn't want hurt him anymore.
But, as I danced and drank some more, I became obsessed with the thought of him dead.
It was a wonderful fantasy, but it frightened me! I don't know what came over me. Dupin carries poison darts where-ever he goes...And A was showing off her blowgun.
I suppose I just stole it... then shot him! I regreted it afterward, but he was going to kill me if I didn't!
He told me as he came through the door that he was jealous of Akbar, and if he couldn't have me...Then no one would!
I’m sorry.
Triangle Eyes, Pandora, A., Dupin, PJ, Setnick...They were all just protecting me when they confessed.
It was all a red herring. I killed Peter and I'd do it again.
Take me to jail if you'd like.
If you can catch me, that is....
*runs to Akbar*
"Darling, I'll be going away for a while. I killed a man and now they're after me. But...you can come with me. We'll run away together! It'll be wonderful!"
"Okay! We can have our honeymoon now!"
*runs off into the sunset* ”
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After the Ball. (by twistedbrain)
As we all know, the ball was this weekend. As we also all know, Betsy’s date, a member named Peter, was mysteriously murdered by a poison dart, and Betsy was thrown into hysterics. A series of investigations and/or accusations ensued, turning friend on friend, and innocent civilians into confused civilians. I myself took the accusations pressed on me the wrong way, and overreacted. Accusations turned to Alice, the hostess, for many reasons. She was the first to say that he should be deleted. She was the hostess, and had a motive. Eventually, people such as Libintina, PJ, Alice herself, SetnicK, and Skeleton Key admitted to having committed the murder. A round of arguments started, with each person saying that he or she committed the murder. Eventually PJ admitted that he was innocent. The District Attorney and his assistant arrived, accusing Triangle Eyes of killing Peter. She ran, but they persisted. To the extent of my knowledge, they are still convinced that she is guilty. For the older members, the murder was all in fun. For the new members, it was a thrilling and exciting adventure. For Betsy, however, I’m sure it was neither of those; but simply a horrible tragedy.
-twistedbrain.
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My Burden: An article by Triangle Eyes.
This article is to warn you against the DA and ADA. As some of you may have heard, a newbie was killed at the ball. I am among the suspects. Most evidence in the case points towards Alice. However our "District Attorney" and "Assistant District Attorney"(yes, all of a sudden we have a DA and an ADA), are convinced that it was me. They are making up lies to make everyone believe it was me. They have posted a picture of a woman with a dart gun saying it was me. But really they have no evidence. They are now accusing my bodyguard(yes, I was forced to hire one and I'll get into that soon)of withholding information against me. These two are completely out of line. They are also threatening to molest me. Their slogan is “Arrest Her. Molest Her. Arrest. Molest. Arrest. Molest..." It's quite disturbing. That is why I hired Brightwing15 to be my bodyguard. So now that you know the story, don't talk to them! We must exile them from our conversations. After what they’ve put me through, I know I will.
-Triangle Eyes.
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Well, Peter is gone now. For good or for bad, he was murdered by Alice, the hostess of the Ball. However, maybe this expos will help you think about him some more; maybe you’ll discover the truth about Peter. Maybe. Or maybe not.
Alice is currently on the run from 667 law and so, apparently, am I. Au revoir, 667!
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PJ’s Rant.
Damnit, I always have to leave this till Sunday. Gah.
So I finally finished my exams. W00t.
Also, I’m listening to songs at twice the normal speed, for kicks. It’s fun.
But yeah. The Ball thing is mad fun. The murder-thing is great, though it all seems to have cleared up. I’ll see if I can scrounge an interview out of the murderer, which I might add to this here thing…
Egad! I have to leave in 15 minutes! I shall have to rant, very, very quickly.
Actually, I have little to rant about. I liked SetnicK’s “Let’s not cheer up anybody” thread. She has a point, really. It seems like every week that some random needs a thread to cheer them up. It’s good, I suppose, if it actually cheers people up, but it just bugs me, is all.
Also, damn you people for enjoying the ball so much. Do you know how many pages I’ve had to slog through? Most of them are about the Linda/Libitina/SetnicK trio defending Accordian Man from Twistedbrain and her evil killer dog who hasn’t, apparently, killed before. Oh, and he’s a zombie. But then he got poisoned, or something. I dunno.
Gah! What to say! I’ve already sent my interview to the murderer. It wasn’t easy, mind, considering she fled to PARIS of all places. I hated French class….
But yeah. So if I get the PM back before Akbar published the edition (all the way from France) I’ll just get him to add it to this Rant. That is all. Please do go back and enjoy the ball.
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Linda’s Interview Of The Week.[/u]
Member Interview of the Week
Linda: Welcome to this week's Member Interview of the Week. This week, we have twistedbrain. Welcome, twistedbrain.
twistedbrain: Thank you for having me.
Linda: Now, what is your real name, and how did you come up with your username?
twistedbrain: My name is Tess. My name came from my website, His Twisted Brain.
[Linda] Where are you from?
twistedbrain: America.
Linda: Tell us a bit about yourself. What are some of your interests?
twistedbrain: I like to read, go on the computer(obviously), and I draw.
Linda: How would you describe yourself, in terms of personality and appearance?
twistedbrain: I'm a fun-loving girl, who likes to make people laugh. I'm slightly weird, well, more than slightly. I'm good at making friends.
Linda: How did you find out about 667? Were you ever a lurker?
twistedbrain: I found it on Google. I was a lurker for a very, very long time. I registered when I realized that I could contribute my ideas.
Linda: About how much time do you spend on 667? How important is it in your life?
twistedbrain: I spend three hours a day on weekdays, and almost all day on weekends. It's a very important part of my life.
Linda: What sections do you visit the most? What are a few of your favorite threads?
twistedbrain: I visit all sections, but I like MM, FF, AA, RRPG, and CC the most. I like Zavi and Dracula's threads a lot.
Linda: Do you think that you are a well-known member of 667? What do you feel your level of popularity is?
twistedbrain: I feel that I am fairly well-known, for a member of two months. I think that I am pretty popular there, but I can't be sure.
Linda: Do you find the members of 667 to be nice people?
twistedbrain: I find the members to be pretty nice. There are a few people who don't seem to like me much, though.
Linda: Is there anything you’d like to tell the members of 667 while you’re in the spotlight?
twistedbrain: I would just like to say that I appreciate them welcoming me when I was new, and that the members are great people.
Linda: Thanks, twistedbrain. Now, next week, A. is going to be interviewed, and no one else is signed up after that. If you would like to be interviewed, please tell me.
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