Post by Akbar Le Grey on Nov 25, 2007 15:28:00 GMT -5
November 25th – December 2nd.
Editor-in-Chief: Akbar Le Grey.
Contributors: Linda, Robert, PJ, Rellim, tim, Shruti, Dismay, Libitina, Spoony, doctor love.
Published by 667er Publications, ltd.
A subsidiary of the 667er Group.
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Shruti: Hi. I'm here today with dragongirl9395. On behalf of the 667er, welcome.
dragongirl9397: im on aim in my phone btu i think it will work ok!!!
Shruti: Okay. So. The big drama on 667 recently has been the broken relationship between you and tim. When did you first meet him?
dragongirl9397: ok so tim and i used 2 go on this message board about magival creatures!!!! and he posted about mermaids and i posted about dragons and i guess oppisites attract like hes the refrigerator 2 my magnet!!! and we were sooooo super in love but now hes being a DOOFIS LOSER!!11
Shruti: But then you broke up. Why did that happen? I know he was confused because you weren't responding to his messages...
dragongirl9397: well okay its kind of complicated!! what happened was i got grounded becuz i snuck out and went to a party where ppl were playing spin the bottle!!! and my mom found out and i got super in trouble!!1 and i couldnt use the interweb 4 a while!! and tim and me had a friend soccrpunkgrrlxoxo … ok so when i was ungrounded i couldnt find tim!!! and soccrpunkgrrlxoxo said tim went to a new messageboard!!! called 667!!! so i wet 2 find him and then i saw he was looking 4 a new girlfriend!!
Shruti: Oh man, that sucks. And so during that time, tim came to 667, where he asked for advice regarding you and eventually decided to find a new girlfriend. How did you react to that?
dragongirl9397: he forgot about me even though he said i was his most happiest thing!!1 except for macaronis!! what a jerk!!!
Shruti: Yeah, shocking. I understand there's an age difference between you - do you think that might have contributed to the troubles in your relationship?
dragongirl9397: so thats our sad sad story
Shruti: Okay. And so once you found out tim was seeking a new girlfriend, you decided to find a new boyfriend. What happened then?
dragongirl9397: i rilly loved tim but now i have a boyfrend who treats me right!!
Shruti: So you're over tim? You wouldn't go back to him even if he repented?
dragongirl9397: i dont kno if it was the age diffrence i used 2 think he was so mature!! and thinks are getting rilly serious with rellim
Shruti: He's the man of your dreams, eh?
dragongirl9397: were in each other sigs now
Shruti: Wow, that is serious.
dragongirl9397: he treats me sooooo much better than tim!! he doesnt have girlfriend contests when his real girlfrend is in love w/ him!!!!
Shruti: That is an impressive quality.
dragongirl9397: yah tim is way 2 stubborn but rellim is sweet and loving like he used 2 be!!
Shruti: That's nice. So now that you've found 667, do you think that you'll stay?
dragongirl9397: well duh i have a boyfriend here im not going to ditch him like SOME PPL!!!! but i only red the mill book so i dnot rilly know a lot of unfortunite stuff
Shruti: That's okay, 667's community is focused on a lot of stuff outside the series, too, especially since it ended over a year ago. Anyway, I hope you'll be happy here! Is there anything else you'd like to share with us about your situation, or anything you'd like to tell 667ers?
dragongirl9397: thats cool!! i saw u had a dragonologist one time!!!! im a dragonologist 2. ummm thanks some of u like trinagle eyes 4 being so nice!! and naboo is mean 2 me i dont like him!!
Shruti: That's a shame. Yeah, the dragonologist's name was Ernist - perhaps you knew him? I know someone suggested earlier that you should meet - you do seem very similar. I bet you would have gotten along.
dragongirl9397: i dont think i met him but i always wanted to marry a guy named ernist!1
Shruti: So do we all, dragongirl. So do we all.
dragongirl9397: xcept now i love rellim hey dont even think about it mister!!!!!1
Shruti: What?!
dragongirl9397: u no what i mean!!
Shruti: No, I have no idea what you mean!
dragongirl9397: fine!!!
Shruti: Become tim's girlfriend? Because I was trying to remain impartial during the interview, but he seems like such a cool guy that I can't help liking him. Regardless of what you say about him. ...or were you talking about something else entirely?
dragongirl9397: well hell never love u or fancy or linda raldeen or tradgidie like he loved me becuz u dont have DRAGON FIRE!!!! well tim is making a BIG MISTAKE thats all i have 2 say!!!!
Shruti: Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear that. Okay, well, on a parting note, could you tell us something exciting about dragons we don't already know?
dragongirl9397: umm dragon type pokemon r diffrent from real dragons becuz real dragons can learn more moves and dont evolve
Shruti: Thanks for the info, and I’ll see you around! Hopefully your time on 667 will prove enjoyable. Rellim's a great guy; I wish you guys success.
dragongirl9397: ok thanks!! yah he is!! <3
Shruti: bye
dragongirl9397: bai!!
Shruti: On behalf of The 667er, this is Shruti, signing off.
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The recent events of MM can be summed up in two words: Love and Tim. The mysterious appearance of Tim’s once ‘happiest thing ever’, Dragongirl9397, has brought both joy and sorrow to many. “Dragongirl is great! It’s good to see someone who can whip Tim into shape,” one member says. Others can simply say, “what in the blue blazers [sic] are you doing here!”
The breakup of Tim and Dragongirl, who, you might care to know, also answers to dragongurl and dragongrrl, was sad for a few minutes, but Dragongirl quickly got over the man she loved. She held a short contest and now has a new and much better boyfriend. Dragongirl is a wonderful girlfriend and I know you’re jealous so you can just wish you were me. Tim’s girlfriend contest fell through, but he’s still having a slight affair with Fancy. Things are heating up and my sources are working to find the full extent of their relationship.
Other than Tim and Dragongirl, it’s just mostly been nighting a lesbian mugging up the PYP thread with her face, and Robert sadly being attracted to it. Tea parties are fun and remember to invite me to yours!
- Rellim.
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hi tim here to talk about my most happiest thing that is food. this may be confusion to some of you who think clarinets but no it is not clarinets because my band teacher mrs fargus shouted at me for trading pokemon in class very loud.my most favorite food is macaroni and cheese. the best part of all this is that it comes in different shapes. i like pokemon, which my favorite is sentret, so that is my faorite type of shapes. my least favrite shape is rugrats becasue that is for babies. the best part to put in maccarroni is hot dogs or else it is bolugnua. food is a beutiful art that is so nice that is why maccarroni and cheese is so nice. and remember when yo uare making food dont cry over spilt milk
- tim.
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Libitina: Today I'd like to talk to you about our admin, Tragedy.
Fantine: He's a swell guy, you know.
Libitina: We know. But I'm concerned about his sleeping habits. Currently it is about 4 AM his time, and where is he?
Fantine: Ten dollars says he's tucked up in his bed like the good fellow we know he is.
Libitina: And that's where you are wrong. He is not, in fact, sleeping, as any college student should be at 4 in the morning, but rather on his computer.
Fantine: You left your article to 11 Saturday night; you shouldn't be talking.
Libitina: I'm only concerned. If you had a heart, you would be too.
Fantine: I'm a brain.
Libitina: Yeah, and a lot of good that's doing us. Anyhow, our tip is that our jolly admin should get a bit more sleep, and you, 667, should show some respect.
Fantine: Insert some sort of Disney or Full House inspirational music here, if you please.
Libitina: Speaking of music, in the past week I've started listening to a lady named Edith Piaf. She's French and she's dead, but she's really wonderful. You should listen to her.
Fantine: And I approve, which is the part that really counts. I once resided in the head of a French baker. Nice man, that fellow. More bread than you could ever imagine, but Edith Piaf never ate any of it.
Libitina: That's entirely irrelevant. After you listen to her, you should also listen to Amália Rodrigues. There's this Portuguese fado music that's pretty swell, and apparently she's the queen.
Fantine: It would be even more effective if you could understand the lyrics.
Libitina: Let's not forget, now, that I promised you tips on the internet. If you have Yahoo Mail, the spam blocker bit is pretty handy.
Fantine: I'm from Rhode Island so I get all the Family Guy jokes, LAWL.
Libitina: Tips on literature: Shel Silverstein and Julius Caesar.
Fantine: The sad part is that she isn't joking.
Libitina: Tips on people: If you have a friend who isn't a very nice friend and that friend makes you start quoting odd things, maybe the two of you shouldn't be friends anymore.
Fantine: First you live. Then you die. There's nothing to be afraid of. (That's Per Nilsson, this Swedish author of whom I approve.)
Libitina: And finally, a tip on life in general and kind people. We were watching White Christmas this evening and I feel that people just don't do nice things for other people anymore. Are people still kind people? Are the kind of people I know simply unkind? Are the kind of people you know unkind? This would be a nicer place if we stepped out of ourselves for a moment, looked around, and did something.
Fantine: She means stop being a twit, if you're a twit, and do something nice, for goodness sake.
Libitina: And if you aren't a twit (and many of you aren't), thanks! You're real swell. Until next week, fare thee well.
Fantine: And go to bed, Tragedy.
- Libitina
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Jemima sez:-
She's sorry that she's unable to do an article this week. She's been gone downstate/several states on vacation, and couldn't get pictures for her promised article.
- Jemima.
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A Review of the US Tour of “My Fair Lady”[/u]
If you have never heard of “My Fair Lady”, shame on you! (Although I never saw it until I was fourteen or so). Not only did it earn numerous awards, it was the longest running show until Miss Saigon beat it nearly twenty years later. It was also a vital claim to fame for Julie Andrews, yes, the Sound of Music and Princess Diaries one. Audrey Hepburn starred in the movie version.
Wikipedia: www.myfairladythemusical.com/ (please read if you are unfamiliar with the musical)
Now, no ordinary group of people can perform this musical. Although the music is fairly simple, the
characters have to be portrayed in just the right way. Well, I can tell you one thing: the people I saw performing this musical on Sunday night were destined to be in it. It was… amazing. The woman who played Eliza, Lisa O’Hare, was magnificent. Her voice was a cross between Julie Andrews and whoever did the voiceovers for the movie. UTTERLY AMAZING. Her physical comedy was hilarious, especially what I dub the “tea scene”, where she follows every move Higgins makes… because she wants tea… and is forced to say “cup of tea” instead of “cup o’ tea”. She is also incredibly hilarious during the “Just You Wait” song, even adopting a boxer’s stance.
When I first saw the man that played Higgins (Christopher Cazenove), I was taken aback. Really, I was. He looked too old to me. But he was perfect, and even looked a bit like Rex Harrison, the first Professor Higgins. You could tell that he was well adjusted to his role. He never was out of character. Pickering (Walter Charles) was a wonderful actor, much better than in the movie. Another actor I simply must pay homage to is the one that played Eliza’s father, Alfred P. Doolittle (Tim Jerome). He was so raunchy and hilarious. He was amazing in “Little Bit O’ Luck”, so much so that there was at least a full minute of clapping afterwards, and an encore of that part. The man who played Freddy, Justin Bohon, was generally very good, but his voice was a tad nasal for the song “The Street Where You Live”.
I think the fact that we had a live orchestra present helped me a lot. And the actors weren’t looking up at a television screen for cues, but used their peripheral vision, because the conductor was there, just standing halfway out of the pit.
During the scene that takes place immediately after the ball, a confrontation between Higgins and Eliza, the entire audience was silent. Sometimes, they would speak or we would hear some noise, but it was silent. This is probably one of the most emotionally stirring scenes for me, and I was nearly brought to tears. I could feel their emotions.
The other amazing part was the set. It gave the illusion of being so much larger than it was.
If I could show you a picture of the Higgins study, I would, because this was the most detailed part of the set, with over 450 books! It was very large, but was moved in and out in a wonderful way.
Scene changes were actually handled the best. I prefer when the actors change them themselves, but this was too large scale. Instead, they would stand in front, maybe sing the tail end of the song, and the set would appear.
Sometimes, the set, such as in the Ascot races scene had no detail, and the viewer’s imagination had to set it up.
The costuming, unfortunately, was not up to par, but only in the Ascot scene, because instead of the traditional black and white, they used black and purple, with only the key characters in purple.
All in all, it was an amazing musical, a must-see. And that’s all I have for you.
Tour webpage:
www.myfairladythemusical.com/
Webpage with behind-the-scenes photos:
chicago.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=21084
(º,º)
- Dismay.
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Doctor love here to make your love needs fixed 24 hours a week 7 days a week 12 months a year 365 days a day. this means all the time. this week we have some special announcement. a new couple has been made together by the doctor love matchmaking! this time it is the beutiful rellim who is the girlfriend of the lucky dr. hot dog z. another great couple if i say so myself. do not hesitate to send some more questions about your love questions and if you want agirlfriend or boyfriend to write to doctor love so you can get one! why because he who hestitates is lost!
number two thing is the contest winner about love at first site. the winner is Sixteen who wrote a very answer like thisDear Doctor Love,
I do believe in love at first site. Personally, I know of a woman who is married to a man she met on the internet. (This is not true but I have heard that such people exist.) Unfortunately, one may have to search through various online dating sites to find their true love. Not everyone is as lucky as my imaginary friend. Finding love at first site is much harder than finding love at second, or third, site. Sometimes it is easier to force yourself into thinking you've fallen in love at first site, than to realise all you need is a night out with your real-life friends. I find that love at first sight is often a much more intense feeling than that at first site.
Yours lovingly,
-Sixteen.
wow folks what a great answer that i cannot believe. the question that is asked for next week is this question. is all fair in love and war yes or not? and do not to forget to look into your heart when you answer thus question. this is because love makes the world go around.
- DOCTOR LOVE