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Post by Hermedy on Sept 19, 2008 14:37:37 GMT -5
Pure genius.
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Post by Sixteen on Sept 19, 2008 14:38:33 GMT -5
That was genius. I feel hounoured that I get to read it.
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Post by Rellim on Sept 19, 2008 16:24:35 GMT -5
I don't even know what to say. It's too great.
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Post by Shelly on Sept 19, 2008 17:40:29 GMT -5
^same
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Post by Hermedy on Sept 19, 2008 18:50:43 GMT -5
^same
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Sept 20, 2008 0:30:41 GMT -5
Awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2008 20:17:29 GMT -5
This match is dedicated to Pandora and her birthday.
Round 2 - Match 3 It was October 6th, and nobody really wanted to fight because it was Pandora’s birthday, the happiest day of the year. She was turning 21! But the swanabes and the brotherhood both got onto the Queequeg, and were putting on their diving suits. Swans and Rellim were gossiping about hotdogs and Australians. Fancy was texting her awesome bff about being a kitten. The masked fighter sat alone and silent, still wearing a mask even under the diving suit. On the other side of the submarine, Snicket was lecturing a fascinated Cybermystery on the history of diving suits. Sora was listening to Mika and pretending it was Kyle’s voice, and Sixteen was being a bro because that’s what hes always doing now.
“Today’s match will be underwater,” said Lemony Snicket. “Daniel Handler is too busy buying Pandora shots, so I will be the sole referee.” With that, Lemony Snicket opened the hatch of the submarine and let all the fighters swam out. When they were all out, Lemony Snicket positioned them into spots. “The fight will begin on the count of three. One, two, THREE’
The teams were swimming around, trying to get organized before they fought. Swans, Fancy, Rellim and the masked fighter got in a formation and started creating a plan. Snicket, Sixteen and Cybermystery also got together, then looked around to find Sora. They saw him flailing around trying to stay afloat, but in vain as he sunk to the bottom of the ocean. “Damnit, we already lost the gay” complained Snicket. Unfortunately for him, he wasn’t paying attention to Rellim, who was swimming towards him. She punched him 21 times in the stomach, then 21 times in the face. “Happy birthday, Pandora” said Rellim cheerfully. Snicket passed out and sunk to the bottom.
Fancy was swimming over to Cybermystery, who decided to get her off her game by insulting her bff. “Hey fancy, your bff is a loser.” “Oh schnap” yelled Fancy, who knew her bff was not a loser at all but was in fact so awesome. Then she sang schnappi das kleine krokodil while kicking Cybermystery in the face with her flippers. He started crying, but she was so angry about him disrespecting her bff that she grabbed a passing eel and tied it around his neck. Cybermystery struggled to rip the eel off, but it did no good. He sunk to the bottom of the ocean with his two brothers.
Sixteen was the only one left on his team, and he didn’t really want to fight Rellim, Fancy or Swans. He approached the masked fighter and made some broful fighting moves, but in the end the ferocious masked fighter ripped off his helmet and sixteen struggled for air. As he sunk, the air bubbles from his mouth spelled out ‘Happy Birthday, Pandora.’ Everybody was amazed at what a great bro he was, even in peril.
After the match, Fancy, swans and Rellim all went to Willis’ yellow house for a surprise party for Pandora. When she walked through the door they all yelled surprise and she was so surprised!!
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Post by Shelly on Oct 5, 2008 20:59:20 GMT -5
Wow.
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 5, 2008 21:04:32 GMT -5
I AM SO SURPRISED. I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE WRITING THIS. I LOVE IT.
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 5, 2008 21:04:44 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Oct 6, 2008 0:36:09 GMT -5
Sixteen is brave to the end.
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 6, 2008 1:01:10 GMT -5
Thats because he is a BRO. Not like whatever the other thing is that No Legs runs.
My favorite parts were the parts that mentioned me or the parts that made fun of sora or the funny parts. Also, does your yellow house have a name yet?
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 6, 2008 1:01:39 GMT -5
OH also, does your yellow house have a cake in honor of my birthday yet?
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Post by Sixteen on Oct 6, 2008 7:58:39 GMT -5
That was amazing. What a great birthday present.
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Post by Jacob on Oct 6, 2008 18:37:59 GMT -5
I support Team Nightwolf.
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