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Post by BSam on Mar 22, 2008 21:32:13 GMT -5
also i'm awesome.thank you
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Post by Shelly on Mar 23, 2008 1:01:48 GMT -5
Pffffffht. Go Aussies.
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Post by Rellim on Mar 23, 2008 22:28:21 GMT -5
Go Swannabes!
This is a good story. I feel it uniting our forum by breaking us into groups already!
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Post by Zaid on Mar 26, 2008 5:16:56 GMT -5
THE INCAPACITATED! WHOOT!
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Post by mysteriouscreep on Mar 26, 2008 12:13:28 GMT -5
As the member formally known as Skalu, Trag pointed me in the direction of this and can I say this looks awesome. XD
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Mar 26, 2008 17:19:41 GMT -5
THE INCAPACITATED! WHOOT! YAY!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2008 19:25:58 GMT -5
Round One - Match Three Dante, Antenora, Amber and Ennui were gathered around a table, sipping tea and reading. The four of them hadn’t done one bit of physical training together, but had instead worked their minds as hard as they possibly could. As Dante finished his Sudoku that originally had only one number in it, he picked up his strategy book and scouting books on his competition. He had memorized everything move Team Nightwolf might throw at him. Meanwhile, Zavi entered her locker room with four wolf costumes. “Guys, our uniforms are ready.” Skeleton key, Samreen and Deanna looked at the costumes with disgust and just shook their heads. Just then the bell rang, and both teams entered the arena for the third intense fight.
“Today’s match will take place in the library of Profrock Preparatory School” said Daniel Handler. “Unfortunately, Lemony Snicket is not able to be here today, as he is doing some heavy research, so I will be your sole referee. There is one extra rule in this match. Because we are in a library, you must keep your voices down. If you are too noisy, you will be disqualified” He ushered the two teams into opposite corners of the library, then counted down the start. “ “One, Two, Three!”
Zavi, who insisted that at least she got to wear a wolf suit, jumped down onto all fours and started growling. She sniffed the ground, the pointed in the direction that she smelled her prey. The other three members rolled their eyes, then each grabbed a dictionary to use as a weapon and a shield. Zavi howls to get her team going, but gets disqualified for being too loud. “Frick” whispered Samreen. “We’re already down one person.” Skeleton key calmed her down before she got disqualified as well, and they made their way across the library
Meanwhile, Dante was heading his confident team through the library as well. They had already fashioned library books into sharp deadly weapons using Dante’s intellect and Ennui’s creativity. The two men were both guarding their women, hoping they wouldn’t have to be involved in the conflict. The library was bigger than they had expected, so just finding their opponents was part of the game. Dante drew a map of everyplace they had been, as well as marking locations in which they hid rations in case the fight lasted a long time. Both groups were traveling, but they met together in the center of the library. Despite being a man down, the Nightwolves charged at the intellectuals with intensity. The fight was on.
Dante and Ennui jumped at the three girls, hoping to distract them away from Antenora and Amber. Skeleton Key charged at Dante and hit him on top of the head with a book. Dante shook of the pain and sliced off her head using the book he had fashioned into a knife. As that was happening, Samreen went after Enuui. She swung the book at his crotch, which caused him to fall to the ground. Samreen put the book to her chest and jumped in the air to body slam the downed Intellectual. Unfortunately for her, Ennui rolled to the side right before she reached him, and she hit the ground hard. Ennui grabbed the book and slammed it on her head, to assure she was unconscious. Dante and Ennui gave each other high fives, until they realized they had left their women unprotected. Suddenly, a huge bang shook the arena. The two turned around, and saw Deanna flat on her back with a huge wound. While they were fighting, Deanna had charged at the two women. Frightened, Antenora fired at Deanna using the shotgun that Dante had fashioned out of a book. Tragedy got up from his throne and raised his hand in the air. “Intellectuals win. FLAWLESS VICTORY”
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Post by BSam on Mar 28, 2008 19:31:25 GMT -5
as expected. but poor samreen
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Mar 28, 2008 19:33:28 GMT -5
This one was funny. Knives and shotguns made out of books? Genius. Samreen really doesn't seem like the swearing type, though.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 28, 2008 21:19:46 GMT -5
No, she doesn't.
Who will win next?
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Post by jemima on Mar 28, 2008 21:38:52 GMT -5
...excellent mockery.
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Post by Kobolos on Mar 30, 2008 9:31:18 GMT -5
Per Section 5, Paragraph 10, Subsection 3 and provision 14.3 "In the circumstance that it is a leap year, all goblins scheduled for tournaments will be substituted by Kung Fu Ninja man flesh eating Uruk Hai and at least one (but not limited to) a rabid three headed Spartan Cave Troll"
If you also note provision 14.4 "due to the Goblin Affirmitive Action Act of 1968, all tournament teams facing goblin teams will fight in individual potato sacks during battle"
Just so you are aware. Good luck everyone! [/color]
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Post by Shelly on Mar 30, 2008 16:25:01 GMT -5
Oh, boo yourself. Go Sisterhood.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Mar 30, 2008 16:47:24 GMT -5
He's only saying that because he knows he needs to cheat to win, Shelly.
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Post by Kobolos on Mar 31, 2008 11:45:52 GMT -5
He's only saying that because he knows he needs to cheat to win, Shelly. How dare you madame!
Although I'd expect nothing less from a Rahldeen...the last camp of your sort were run out of Besançon in the sumer of '77 for stealing bologna! [/color]
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