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Post by Shelly on Mar 31, 2008 16:55:09 GMT -5
Of course she dares. And since her name is Rhaldeen, not Rahldeen, the above is not a fact.
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Post by Hermedy on Mar 31, 2008 16:57:30 GMT -5
And since her name is Rhaldeen, not Rahldeen, the above is not a fact. Flawless Victory.
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Post by idiotj on Mar 31, 2008 19:11:13 GMT -5
MOAR
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Post by Kobolos on Mar 31, 2008 20:42:21 GMT -5
Of course she dares. And since her name is Rhaldeen, not Rahldeen, the above is not a fact. You would like us all to believe that, but the original gypsy spelling is Rahldeen...
As we are speaking of suspicious behaviour, (something you are very adept at)...I submit that both you and all the rest of your carnie folk should be disqualified lest you steal all the silverware [/color]
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Post by Shelly on Apr 1, 2008 1:29:22 GMT -5
He's only saying that because he knows he needs to cheat to win, Shelly. Going back on this.
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Post by Kobolos on Apr 2, 2008 7:00:36 GMT -5
It's clear that you are all fine examples of "Humans First" Membership, after Goblins fought so hard for equal rights it's tough to see Speciesism alive and well in today's society. [/color]
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Post by Shelly on Apr 2, 2008 17:10:06 GMT -5
Okay, then.
Is Willis busy with the awards? That's understandable.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 20:59:36 GMT -5
Round One – Match Four
The most anticipated match to date was about to start, and Kobolos was giving a confident speech to his team with red text. Shruti, J and Alice were all decent fighters, but Kobolos was downright sinister. Nobody was sure what he would do, but they all expected at least one member of the sisterhood to be eaten. Meanwhile in the other room, the sisterhood were getting ready as well, by doing a compliments circle. They sat in the circle and had to compliment everybody else before they would go out to fight. Linda, Libitina, Shelly and Jemima then did a big group hug. The bell for the match rang, and the two teams entered, one with something to prove, and the other just ready to fight.
“Today’s match will take place in the Finite Forest” said Lemony Snicket. “Unfortunately, Daniel Handler is busy taking calls and then hanging up on them, so he was not able to be here.” The two teams entered the room. The sisterhood were all wearing their friends forever bracelets. The Goblins did their war cry, and Kobolos showed his goblin teeth to the terrified sisters. Lemony Snicket brought them to opposite sides of the forest, and counted off. “One, two THREE!”
This was a unique arena, because it was so much larger than any of the others. The sisterhood decided to spread out and hide, but make bird noises if they saw any goblins to get the other sisters to come for backup. However, Kobolos had a plan. Before they match, they had each shaken hands with the sisterhood, and stole a tiny bit of clothing. He smelled the first piece of clothing, then sniffed in the air. He knew where shelly was hiding. He sent Alice and Shruti in that direction, and took J with him to where Libitina was hiding.
Shelly was underneath a bush, staying as still as she could. Suddenly, she heard some footsteps. She looked out and saw both Alice and Shruti, looking around her general area. “How can they know I’m here” she thought. She imitated the whistle of a yellow bellied tit, which was meant to bring Jemima to her hiding place. Unfortunately for her, the two goblins right outside heard it. Shruti ripped a branch off of a tree and hit it into her own hand like a baseball bat. Alice reached into the bush and grabbed Shelly, and used some vines to tie her to a tree. Shruti reached and hit her over the head with her branch a couple of times. Once she was unconscious, Shruti stood and admired her handiwork. She turned to look look at Alice, but was started when she saw Jemima on Alice’s back, choking her. Shruti panicked and started hitting Jemima with the bat. Jemima jumped off, but Shruti didn’t stop in time and she gave Alice a direct hit. Alice went tumbling to the ground. “Look what you made me do, you magee” and threw the stick at Jemimia. The stick impaled her in the stomach, and she fell to the ground. “Goblins always STICK together” she said. The audience laughed.
Kobolos and J were on their way to Linda’s hiding place, when Libitina saw them walking past. She got out of the tree, but grabbed some leaves to camouflage herself. She followed them until they got to Linda’s hiding spot, underneath a log. J lifted the log away, and there was Linda, her fists ready for a fight. J and Kobolos laughed at the unfair advantage they would have, until Libitina smacked J in the back of the head. J turned around and got a punch in the face. J was pissed, so she grabbed the sharp rock on the ground next to her and slashed at Libitina’s face. The two of them continued to pummel each other until both ended up unconscious. That just left Kobolos and Linda. Linda started punching Kobolos, trying to get him down on the ground so she could stomp him. But Kobolos had other plans, and took a bite out of Linda’s arm. Linda screamed, and fell to the ground. She hit her head on the log, which knocked her unconscious. Tragedy ran up to them and yelled “FLAWLESS VICTORY.” Everybody else said “shut up.”
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Post by Charles Vane on Apr 2, 2008 22:06:07 GMT -5
I think compliment circles are awkward.
I liked when the audience laughed and when people told tragedy to shut up.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Apr 2, 2008 22:19:52 GMT -5
D: We totally should have won that.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 2, 2008 22:28:50 GMT -5
Yeah, we should have. *has a thick skull*
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Post by idiotj on Apr 2, 2008 23:22:20 GMT -5
I can has a friends forever bracelet? D:
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Post by Fancy on Apr 3, 2008 2:55:21 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Daniel Handler is busy taking calls and then hanging up on them Hahahahaha.
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Post by BSam on Apr 3, 2008 7:06:47 GMT -5
The audience laughed.
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Post by Akbar Le Grey on Apr 3, 2008 10:28:33 GMT -5
...*in awe*
I think you all win.
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