Unfortunately I know only Dante from this list ... And he was not at all absent. Since I'm a neophyte, I do not want to be unfair to anyone, so I'm not going to vote for anyone, okay?
"There are certain individuals who think they know what Lemony Snicket’s books are about. They are under the impression they understand who he is. They believe they know what to expect. In fact, the truth is far worse than such people ever imagined." - 13 SHOCKING SECRETS you’ll wish you never knew about LEMONY SNICKET