Candidate Dirt Topic

[Kobolos]

J said:

JandC: We vote for Kobo.

wait....did Tragedy say there was no voting?

Oh...um folks, remember that E-mail I sent about buying your vote? well....um....heh....it's a funny story really....

[Hermedy]

What's TYVM?

[Luigi]

The...the...young...varmins...meetings?

[Fife]

i applied. *winces and waits for dirt to be dug up on her*

[Kobolos]

Fife said:

i applied. *winces and waits for dirt to be dug up on her*

And indeed you should be...


I humbly submit to you the following scenerio.


Canada Under Fire for Leniency Toward Terrorists
www.ict.org.il/spotlight/det.cfm?id=116

Fife...if that is her real name, is a member of the terrorist organization known as C.A.N.U.C.K.


From an online petition found on-line.


Ban the C.A.N.U.C.K. Terrorists from Canada
9227 Signatures
Category: Human Rights
Region: Global
Description/History:
Ban the CANUCKs from Canada!

We, the undersigned, urge the government of Canada to declare the Commitee Advocate Network Utilizing Canadian Kibbutz (CANUCK) as a terrorist organization and ban it from Canada. With the banning of the CANUCK from the UK under the provisions of the Terrorism Act of 2000, Toronto, Canada has effectively become the recognized international headquarters of the CANUCKs, the nerve center of its fund raising activities from which the CANUCKs masterminds its terrorist campaign in Sri Lanka, Paris, and Savannah Georgia.


The reign of terror unleashed by the CANUCKs has to be stopped in order to give peace a chance.Malaysia banned it recognizing it as a terrorist organization. The US banned it in 1997 and the UK in 2001. However, the CANUCKs still enjoys legitimacy in Canada.



Do not allow the CANUCKs to use Canada as its International base for terrorist activities. We urge the Canadian government to do what is right and immediately ban the CANUCKs from Canada.


and the most damning evidence out of this is not mine my friends...it is someone that I once was close with...but now....I...I don't know anymore...has Swans become a Canuck as well?

swans said:

There's no dirt on you, Fife. Well except that you're a canuck (:

I think you should pick Fife, Tragedy.

And it all becomes clear....


"Except you're a canuck"

isn't that enough?

Let's ask their families....

[BSam]

heh...nice...

[Hermedy]

Well that settles it. No Canadian is winning the position.

[Fife]

*starts to cry* it's not fair! i'm not part of C.A.N.U.C.K's anymore!

i was entered into it at a young age, forced by my mother and for the longest time, it was part of my life. but then i found out about the mass murders with plastic knifes and the inhumane torture of yelling 'eh!' at unsuspecting tourists.... and with that, i left in secret. Fife was my name while i was in C.A.N.U.C.K's but since then i changed it....... i moved to the Maritimes cause let's face it, no one knows where that is anyways ;D

but please trag, don't dismiss me because i was once a member of an illegal terrorist organization. that's all behind me now....... *starts to sing 'oh canada'*

btw, what's a kibutz anyway?

[Kobolos]

Fife said:

*starts to cry* it's not fair! i'm not part of C.A.N.U.C.K's anymore!

i was entered into it at a young age, forced by my mother and for the longest time, it was part of my life. but then i found out about the mass murders with plastic knifes and the inhumane torture of yelling 'eh!' at unsuspecting tourists.... and with that, i left in secret. Fife was my name while i was in C.A.N.U.C.K's but since then i changed it....... i moved to the Maritimes cause let's face it, no one knows where that is anyways ;D

but please trag, don't dismiss me because i was once a member of an illegal terrorist organization. that's all behind me now....... *starts to sing 'oh canada'*

btw, what's a kibutz anyway?

The Maritimes eh? Oh, if we could believe it to be so, but I submit this damning piece of evidence, supplied by my good friend Rummy:



As you can see, the target was tracked from orbit going to THIS house, a known CANUCK dwelling place...

you're co-conspirator, Swans has already stated on record that you ARE a Canuck...not formally a member of....

for shame. Oh Canada indeed....

Lest we forget the haunting words of the Masters Parker and Stone....

"With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies"

Pictures My dear.....DO NOT LIE!

[Hermedy]

I've got some TRASH applications. Some people just don't get it.

[Kobolos]

swans said:

Fife, how could you?

Well, I'd rather have a canuck than a goblin.

PICK FIFE, TRAGEDY. Pleeeease.

Fife has been here longer, she's a LOTR freak, she posts in the creative writing section all the time. Plus how can you say no to that face? She's such a cutie!

Goblin just wants the PW to the moderator section.

Funny that "He just wants the passwords"

you need to learn a new tune Swans, I already said I don't *need* the passwords.

It just seems to me that you seem very intent on this "sudden" candidate...what is your nefarious plan by getting her hired?

Furthermore, I'm not sure what you're "unoffical title" is but I am aghast that you would endorse a terrorist over a member of polite and humane society.....you're frequent goblin bashing proves my claim when I state that you Madame...are a bigot.

I dare not be the rules lawyer that Jr. Policeman Tyler is, but I should bring up Administrative Decrees since he only brings it up when he feels like it.

Any member who displays rudeness, rule breaking, ignorance of warnings, racism, sexism, profanity, or disrupts the public peace will be tried in court and will risk banishment from the board. This is in accordance with 667 Dark Avenue Administrative Decree #2.

Any posts found that contain rudeness, rule breaking, racism, sexism, profanity, etcetera shall be deleted by a moderator/admin, after recording who made the post. This is in accordance with 667 Dark Avenue Administrative Decree #3.

It is indeed a sad day on 667 when we witness such hatred for someone who is...different.

EDIT:

First a picture of a darling goblin baby taking his first step...
elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/a/l/alainr/babygob.jpg.html

Second: Further evidence into this "Swans/Canuck" theory of hatred.

Goblins – When is Enough, Enough? - Dennis Kreba
www.magiccan.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=45

Hello fellow Magicians. My name is Dennis Kreba. I hail from Edmonton, Alberta, (AHA! -K)

Anyway, I’m sure you aren’t reading this article because you want to hear my life back ground. I just thought I would give you a quick update so that you know where I am coming from and thus why I might have certain opinions. Yes, this is largely an opinion article. The point of this article is mainly for me to gripe about the current state of Magic.

I was just in an Edmonton qualifier. And I, like most others on Saturday, lost to Goblins. Those stupid, little, cheap casting Goblins. Ok, it is not like I didn’t come prepared for Goblins. I did and I checked out the playing field in the morning and even change a few things to make Goblins an easier match. It should be said in advance that Goblins placed first and second in the qualifier, and I’m sure that half the top 8 was Goblins and at least one-third of the entire field.

I got my chance in the first two rounds and my powers failed me….or perhaps I failed my powers. On any account, Goblins over ran me.

But, as I said this isn’t an article about strategy. It’s to complain about the state of Magic. Let’s look at my complaint to see if I have any valid logic in my reasoning.

Look at what’s happening to Magic everywhere and you’ll see that Goblins are taking over.

Every single time you must beat Goblins. It doesn’t matter what your other match ups are. If you don’t beat Goblins, you might as well not show up.

Now, I don’t blame the Goblins. I was just disgusted by the amount of Goblins that I saw.

At least, Magic used to be fun. I don’t believe that Goblins are fun. No one likes to play against Goblins. Does anyone out there really like Goblins?

So, I did learn a few things about Magic and myself this weekend. However, regardless of my personal attitude towards Goblins, The people that I talked to at the tournament cannot wait until the next starts and everyone is sick of facing insane Goblins.

This is Dennis Kreba signing off.



did you see the hate dripping from this fellow Canuck? Swans will tell you to pick Fife...I say,

A vote for racism is a vote against peace and humanity!

[Hermedy]

swans said:

I don't think all goblins are bad but you aren't all goblins, you're just one particularly evil one.

Besides don't you support the canucks? I remember you mentioning you went to one of their rallies.

And don't give me that "I don't need the passwords" crap. That's just a line! In fact I remember how I ended up with your baby-- you fed me a similar line!

I think Fife should get the job because she's been here longer. Plus remember when you were searching for a moderator like back in May, Tragedy (it was the position I eventually filled). I remember you told Fife you thought she would be perfect for the job except she wasn't always online. Well now, she's online more often-- PICK HER! You said so yourself Fife would make a perfect moderator.

Can I just make my choice?

[Kobolos]

swans said:

I don't think all goblins are bad but you aren't all goblins, you're just one particularly evil one.

How dare you...


Kobo helps out at a Mexico orphange while volunterring his time in the Peace Corp. Circa 1991

swans said:

Besides don't you support the canucks? I remember you mentioning you went to one of their rallies.

A Lie.

swans said:

And don't give me that "I don't need the passwords" crap. That's just a line! In fact I remember how I ended up with your baby-- you fed me a similar line!

If you ARE pregnant....which I now suspect you *are not*

swans said:

I think Fife should get the job because she's been here longer. Plus remember when you were searching for a moderator like back in May, Tragedy (it was the position I eventually filled). I remember you told Fife you thought she would be perfect for the job except she wasn't always online. Well now, she's online more often-- PICK HER! You said so yourself Fife would make a perfect moderator.

Since she joined in 3/03 that would have been 2 months into her membership here...she was perfect to be a mod....at two months....yet I'm not at 4 months of being here DAILY?

Tell me Swans...are you really for Fife or just against me? I think we all know the truth.

[LemonLady]

WHOOHOO! VOTE FOR FIFE!!!

[Luigi]

Captiosus: I'm confused.
J: I think we should laugh.
Captiosus: Are you sure it's a joke?
J: I hope so. I really hope so.