Antenora
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Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Apr 28, 2004 19:20:37 GMT -5
Post your favorite absurdly funny ASoUE quotes here!
"Dr. Montgomery can't drive. He's dead."--Mr. Poe, TRR
"I can't believe you would dare to disagree with a man who has eye problems"--Josephine, TWW
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Post by Madamluna on Apr 28, 2004 19:39:21 GMT -5
"This is a tagliatelle grande. Tagliatelle is a type of Italian noodle, and grande means 'big' in Italian. This is a big noodle that a carnival worker cooked up for me this morning, and if you don't do what I tell you, I get to hit you with the tagliatelle grande." ~Lucafont (best line EVER. Stop crying, you know I'm right.)
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Post by Dark on Apr 29, 2004 1:41:34 GMT -5
LOL! Those are so funny. Especially the tagliatalle one... Oh I miss my books, I want to re-read them but they're in Mexico  |
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Post by badlee on Apr 29, 2004 3:13:32 GMT -5
Uh...
"If you are allergic to a thing, it's best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." TWW
"I'm not stupid! I'm psyhically handi-capped!" Lucafont- THH
"Hello, hello, hello" Olaf TBB. I juist love that bit!
"Hee, hee, hee" Nero TAA
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Apr 29, 2004 9:57:51 GMT -5
Olaf's henchmen have all the best lines, like that noodle one.
"Just because you're wearing an ugly wig doesn't mean you can insult me!"--Lucafont, THH
"Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands. I'm jealous of your hooks."--Kevin, TSS
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Post by badlee on Apr 29, 2004 10:06:11 GMT -5
"Which hand would it knock with?" Kevin TCC
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Post by Sapphire on Apr 29, 2004 18:34:47 GMT -5
Those are good ones. Here's one that I like:
Miricals are like meatballs because no one can decide were they come from, what they're made of, or how often they should appear.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 29, 2004 18:52:41 GMT -5
"Kidnapping children are never any fun," said the hook-handed man. "Remember when we had the Quagmires in our clutches, boss? They did nothing but complain. They complained when we put them in a cage. They complained when we trapped them inside a fountain. Complain, complain, complain--I was so sick of them I was almost glad when they escaped from our clutches."--TSS. The Hook handed dude is the funniest!!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 30, 2004 16:08:32 GMT -5
I like the arguement in THH:
"I'm not stupid: I'm just physically handicapped!"
"Just because you're physically handicapped doesn't mean you're mentally clever!"
"And just because you're wearing an ugly wig, doesn't mean you can insult me!"~Lucafont and Flacutono
"Nope. Folding blankets over three wiggling children sounds like a lot more then it's worth" ~Esme.
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Post by Tay Sachs on Apr 30, 2004 17:01:13 GMT -5
"tha'ts Uncle Monty's food! Stop eating his food!"
"I was only going to have a few peaches." -Lucafont, TRR
I don't know why that's so funny, but it is.
"Freaks! Wake up, please! New freaks are here for you to say hello."- Madam Lulu, TCC
More later.
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Antenora
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Post by Antenora on Apr 30, 2004 19:26:13 GMT -5
The following gets my award for Most Inexplicable Henchperson Quote: "Much of this job involves a lot of waiting around, so I usually bring something to pass the time, like a deck of cards or a large rock."--Hooky, TSS.
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Post by Sora on May 8, 2004 1:38:40 GMT -5
"It's an advanced computer system" Mr. Poe TAA
" There is something about snow gnats I am not remembering." Klaus TSS
" Just the idea of Hotel Denounment in flames makes me want to open a bottle of wine!" Olaf TSS
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Post by SnicketFires on May 8, 2004 22:01:34 GMT -5
"[insert Sunny word here]" said Sunny, which means something along the lines of "Not for all the tea in China"
-TVV, I think.
I like it because "Not for all the tea in China" is a line in a Magnetic Fields song.
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Antenora
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Post by Antenora on May 9, 2004 11:34:23 GMT -5
Daniel Handler is in Magnetic Fields. I think they also have a song called Xylophone Track, and Daniel Handler wrote a song called Radio which contained the line "Quiet as a mime".
And my absurd quote "We burned down the swimming pool, which was very hard to burn down".--Woman with no beard,TSS
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Post by Dark on May 10, 2004 19:56:58 GMT -5
I love this one:
"I'm fortune teller, not freak thrower" -Madam Lulu
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