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Post by Sora on May 12, 2004 2:32:26 GMT -5
Children should read happy books with bright pictures, not official information from th Library of Records." Hal THH
"If your someone with a hearing problem, don't bother me. Go to the Ear Ward.: Esme Thh
"Move closer everyone! Mattathias told me whoever grabs them first gets to choose where we go to dinner tonight.: Hooky THH
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Antenora
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Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on May 12, 2004 9:13:00 GMT -5
"My left leg is broken, but at least I'm right-legged. I'm really quite fortunate....I never liked my left leg much anyway"--Phil, TMM
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Post by badlee on May 12, 2004 14:49:37 GMT -5
"The Baudelaire's knew, that however fun to throw, temper tantrums never solved anything" TAA
I don't have TAA on me.
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Post by Ruby125 on May 14, 2004 21:56:24 GMT -5
"Nothing spoils a nice car trip like a whiny, kidnapped victim-Count Olaf, TSS
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Post by Rellim on May 16, 2004 20:28:12 GMT -5
from TEE. i dont have the book here so sorry if its not all correct.
"It was so dark in that elevator shaft that i cannot put it in words. So i shall show you.
darknessdarknessdarknessdarknessdarknessdarknessminusthesewordsbecausetheywerent
herebutimusthavesomthingheresoimaginealllblack
darknessdarknessdarkness "
heeheehee....i know its not exactly a quote but i still like that part.
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on May 16, 2004 23:04:21 GMT -5
Now that two pages of darkness thing he did...that was funny.  |
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Post by Sapphire on May 21, 2004 21:09:00 GMT -5
"You could get electricuted, which is not only deadly but very unpleasent."-TRR I just kinda like that one.
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Post by Sapphire on May 21, 2004 21:12:11 GMT -5
Here's one more that I like:
"Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries." -Lou THH
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Post by Sora on May 21, 2004 22:49:49 GMT -5
"Cakesniffer, I don't know what it means, but it reminds me of pastry."
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Post by badlee on May 22, 2004 8:24:11 GMT -5
"The march of the torch-wielding mob, eager to capture Violet, Klaus, and Sunny and Duncan and Isadora and burn each one of them at the stake, felt like the biggest potato the Baudelaire Orphans and the Quagmire triplets had ever encountered."
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Post by Sapphire on May 23, 2004 8:31:55 GMT -5
I like some of the headlines to The Daily Punctilio too, like:
"Murderer Attempts to Murder Murderer"
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"Exclusive Interview With Count Olaf, Who is Not Count Omar, Who is Dead"
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Post by Sapphire on May 23, 2004 8:54:08 GMT -5
"'They're Very Fancy Doilies. What else could V.F.D. stand for?' 'I don't know, but the Quagmires didn't find out a secret about fancy napkins.'"
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Post by badlee on May 23, 2004 9:51:22 GMT -5
"I don't have time to ask you what "lampoon means." Bruce, TRR
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Antenora
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Post by Antenora on May 23, 2004 10:06:16 GMT -5
"Beg your pardon, your Esme-ship...."--White faced woman, TSS.
"The bears were so intelligent that they were trained as soldiers"-- Bruce, TSS. I have to wonder if that's what VFDers tell outsiders about the cave to cover up the truth.
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Post by Sapphire on May 24, 2004 20:49:00 GMT -5
"' If only Uncle Mony knew what we know, and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But uncle monty doesn't know what we know and Stephano knows he doesn't know what we know.' 'I know.' 'I know you know. But what we don't know is what Count Olaf- I mean Stephano- is really up to'" -TRR
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