The Ridiculous ASoUE Quote Thread

[Sapphire]

"Are you deaf as well as cakesniffy?" - Carmelita Spats TAA

[hookhands]

you shouldnt interrupt the WWHBNB interrupted
TSS.

Ha! look at that freak with hooks instead of hands
you shouldnt laugh at what people look like now look at Hugo with that funny hump on his back
TCC.

[hookhands]

it is very unnerving to be proven wrong partictally if the one proving you wrong is really wrong and proving himself wrongly right-right.

The Baudelaires looked at the paper then at Hecter then at the paper again then at Hecter again then at the paper one more time then at Hecter one more time then at the paper ones more then at Hecter once more.

of corse we all know we should never ever ever ever goes on for a page.

[Bright HIM]

it says something in tcc like:
as the hook handed man walks away they hear chicken bones cracking. the hook handed man eats chicken bones.

[Antenora]

I remember it saying that "the Baudelaires heard the faint sound of someone crunching on chicken bones", that someone assumed to be Hooky because he likes the chicken and is known to be a total creep. But he's a cool creep.

[LargeManFeOrMale]

"And Sunny" Jerome continued "Would you be afraid if you met a mountain Lion." Jerome,TEE