Post by JeromeSqualor on Mar 15, 2004 18:26:07 GMT -5
I am starting a thread, where all things 'Lemony Snicket' (LS) will be discussed... I'll post what I know about him, so far...
He has a friend who is a snakecharmer in Egypt. (TWW: P. 26)
He once had business cards printed, saying that he was an admiral in the French navy, in order to escape a castle belonging to an enemy of his. (TWW P. 57)
LS has a friend named Gina Sue, who is a specialist, and her favorite saying is "You can't lock up the barn after the horses are gone." (TWW: P. 65)
There is a graveyard behind his home. (TWW: P. 80-81)
A women LS once loved, was picked up by an eagle, and flown to its high mountain nest. (TWW: P. 126)
He has a friend named Dr. Lorenz, who explained the scientific principles of convergence to him. (TWW: P. 178)
He once saw a sign made of dead monkies, reading 'Beware'. (TMM: P.
)
LS once recieved a 200 page book, by carrier pidgeon, from Beatrice, explaining every single detail as to why she could not marry him. (TMM: P. 16)
A policeman once tripped Ls, while he was carrying a gypsy fortune-teller's crystal ball, which shattered into hundreds of pieces. She never forgave him. (TMM: P. 73)
He had a friend who made a sculpture for him, called 'Twisted, Cracked, and Hopelessy Broken'. (TMM: P. 74) The friend's name was Tatiana. (TMM: P. 100)
Lemony's chauffer and he were on a tiny island, once, surrounded by man-eating crocodiles. (TMM: P. 88)
Ls was once forced to swordfight a T.V. repairman. (TMM: P. 168)
Lemony Snicket lives near the sea and currently lives beneath it. (TMM: Lemony Snicket Aunthor Description)
He once hid in a mountain cabin. (TAA: P. 30)
LS has a friend, Professor Reed, who made a triptych for him, with fire on the first panel, a typewriter on the second, and a beautiful, intelligent woman on the last, called 'What Happened to Beatrice' (TAA: P. 55)
He was once woken in the middle of the night, and chased 16 miles by an angry mob, armed with torches, swords, and visious dogs. (TAA: P. 138)
LS once attended one of the famed masked balls, hosted by the duchess of Winnipeg. He was dressed as a bullfighter. (TAA: P. 167)
He had an arguement with a medical student, because if he hadn't let him borrow his speedboat, he would now be chained inside a very small, water-proof room, instead of sitting in a typewriter factory. (TEE: P. 68)
He was handcuffed in a room with a double-locked window. (TEE: P. 91)
He sleeps with 40 flashlights. (TEE: P. 137)
And that's all I currently know. Well, of course I know more, but that is all I have recorded in my commonplace book... Please post any information on Lemony...
- Jerome
He has a friend who is a snakecharmer in Egypt. (TWW: P. 26)
He once had business cards printed, saying that he was an admiral in the French navy, in order to escape a castle belonging to an enemy of his. (TWW P. 57)
LS has a friend named Gina Sue, who is a specialist, and her favorite saying is "You can't lock up the barn after the horses are gone." (TWW: P. 65)
There is a graveyard behind his home. (TWW: P. 80-81)
A women LS once loved, was picked up by an eagle, and flown to its high mountain nest. (TWW: P. 126)
He has a friend named Dr. Lorenz, who explained the scientific principles of convergence to him. (TWW: P. 178)
He once saw a sign made of dead monkies, reading 'Beware'. (TMM: P.
)LS once recieved a 200 page book, by carrier pidgeon, from Beatrice, explaining every single detail as to why she could not marry him. (TMM: P. 16)
A policeman once tripped Ls, while he was carrying a gypsy fortune-teller's crystal ball, which shattered into hundreds of pieces. She never forgave him. (TMM: P. 73)
He had a friend who made a sculpture for him, called 'Twisted, Cracked, and Hopelessy Broken'. (TMM: P. 74) The friend's name was Tatiana. (TMM: P. 100)
Lemony's chauffer and he were on a tiny island, once, surrounded by man-eating crocodiles. (TMM: P. 88)
Ls was once forced to swordfight a T.V. repairman. (TMM: P. 168)
Lemony Snicket lives near the sea and currently lives beneath it. (TMM: Lemony Snicket Aunthor Description)
He once hid in a mountain cabin. (TAA: P. 30)
LS has a friend, Professor Reed, who made a triptych for him, with fire on the first panel, a typewriter on the second, and a beautiful, intelligent woman on the last, called 'What Happened to Beatrice' (TAA: P. 55)
He was once woken in the middle of the night, and chased 16 miles by an angry mob, armed with torches, swords, and visious dogs. (TAA: P. 138)
LS once attended one of the famed masked balls, hosted by the duchess of Winnipeg. He was dressed as a bullfighter. (TAA: P. 167)
He had an arguement with a medical student, because if he hadn't let him borrow his speedboat, he would now be chained inside a very small, water-proof room, instead of sitting in a typewriter factory. (TEE: P. 68)
He was handcuffed in a room with a double-locked window. (TEE: P. 91)
He sleeps with 40 flashlights. (TEE: P. 137)
And that's all I currently know. Well, of course I know more, but that is all I have recorded in my commonplace book... Please post any information on Lemony...
- Jerome
