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klausfan2008 Catastrophic Captain Posts: 81	aunt josephine Feb 5, 2005 16:20:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by klausfan2008 on Feb 5, 2005 16:20:27 GMT -5 Could someone please type up the text to Aunt Josephine's "suicide" letter?

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aunt josephine Feb 5, 2005 16:33:34 GMT -5

Post by Dante on Feb 5, 2005 16:33:34 GMT -5

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny -

By the time you read this note, my life will be at it's end. My heart is as cold as Ike and I find life inbearable. I know your children may not understand the sad life of a dowadger, or what would have leaded me to this desperate akt, but please know that I am much happier this way. As my last will and testament, I leave you three in the care of Captain Sham, a kind and honorable men. Please think of me kindly even though I'd done this terrible thing.

- Your Aunt Josephine

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Erik False Fortune-teller Oh Shiz. Posts: 1,090	aunt josephine Feb 20, 2005 22:06:41 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Erik on Feb 20, 2005 22:06:41 GMT -5 Wow! You know that letter by heart? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Why did you want the letter anyway?
	Goo Libby!

RockSunner False Fortune-teller ????#?? ???? ? Posts: 1,205 Likes: 2	aunt josephine Feb 20, 2005 23:14:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RockSunner on Feb 20, 2005 23:14:53 GMT -5 PearyHershet said: Wow! You know that letter by heart? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Why did you want the letter anyway? People here have the books, you know. And we quote from them.

PJ Definitely Doomed Wielder of Dave ????#?? ???氰?? ? Posts: 12,238 Likes: 8	aunt josephine Feb 21, 2005 3:18:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PJ on Feb 21, 2005 3:18:40 GMT -5 "RS" said: People here have the books, you know. And we quote from them. Wow! You have the books? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Why would you want the books anyways? And yes, that was neccessary.

Lucky Orphan Formidable Foreman Posts: 131	aunt josephine Mar 19, 2005 9:01:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucky Orphan on Mar 19, 2005 9:01:03 GMT -5 What do you mean??
	Cake Sniffing orphans in the orphan shack! The world is quiet here I didn't realize that it was a sad occasion

PJ Definitely Doomed Wielder of Dave ????#?? ???氰?? ? Posts: 12,238 Likes: 8	aunt josephine Mar 19, 2005 16:43:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PJ on Mar 19, 2005 16:43:30 GMT -5 I was being sarcastic. In retrospect, that wasn't really necissary. But still.

Lucky Orphan Formidable Foreman Posts: 131	aunt josephine Mar 22, 2005 8:20:01 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucky Orphan on Mar 22, 2005 8:20:01 GMT -5 OH okay. I was just wondering. ;D
	Cake Sniffing orphans in the orphan shack! The world is quiet here I didn't realize that it was a sad occasion

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aunt josephine Apr 3, 2005 14:52:33 GMT -5

Post by weebl on Apr 3, 2005 14:52:33 GMT -5

Agent said:

Wow! You have the books? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Why would you want the books anyways?

And yes, that was neccessary.

You seem like one of those online chat robots. They make very little sence. For some of those robots, go to www.runabot.com

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aunt josephine Apr 3, 2005 17:21:16 GMT -5

Post by PJ on Apr 3, 2005 17:21:16 GMT -5

Weebl said:

You seem like one of those online chat robots. They make very little sence. For some of those robots, go to www.runabot.com

I was being sarcastic, since the person above me thought FFWF had memorised Aunty Jo's suicide note.
Then I was commenting on how my sarcasm was necissary.

And try to stay ontopic.

Last Edit: Apr 3, 2005 17:21:36 GMT -5 by PJ

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aunt josephine Apr 19, 2005 23:50:36 GMT -5

Post by brenton on Apr 19, 2005 23:50:36 GMT -5

PearyHershet said:

Wow! You know that letter by heart? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Why did you want the letter anyway?

If you hadnt noticed the suicide letter is in italic print...usually suggesting that it wasnt written by that user

hookhandedgirl Pessimistic Professor COMPYS!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 230	aunt josephine Jun 8, 2005 10:20:49 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hookhandedgirl on Jun 8, 2005 10:20:49 GMT -5 i don't have the book and i have memorized it. i've seen the movie 5+ times and have read the wide window 4+ times
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Shelly Definitely Doomed Quiglet Queen The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. Posts: 11,148 Likes: 123	aunt josephine Jun 22, 2005 22:30:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shelly on Jun 22, 2005 22:30:27 GMT -5 yeah, and i have the books (1-11) and i haven't memorised the suicide letter!
	Just the book girl.