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Post by Shelly on Aug 9, 2005 22:16:45 GMT -5
2 "Ohh, the last time we were in jail," Olaf says, "was when we bet up that bishop." "Yes, darling, I remem - AAAAHHHH!!!" Esme looks at Olaf's face and sees:
A) Spots B) Green skin C) Stripes D) All of the above
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 10, 2005 7:09:19 GMT -5
D. "Olaf you're covered in crap!" "What know i'm not" "Yes you are! I bet it was. . . . ."
A)Harry Potter in that stupid invisibility cloak B)The chicken C)That I've had to much to drink
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 10, 2005 10:22:31 GMT -5
c. "that I've had too much to drink either that or dieing and coming back to life too many times." she wiped at Olaf's face. 1. It came off like chalk 2.she started to get the same thing all over her hand then on her face. 3. nothing happened until Olaf kissed her to see if it was contageous....it was.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 10, 2005 11:39:39 GMT -5
3. Sorry, Esme.
"Aah! I look hidious!" Esme screamed, then she:
1) kicked him. 2) sank to her knees and cried about life's unfairness. 3) decided to write a children's series under the name of Limey Setnick. 4) sank to her knees and cried as the Baudelaires watched in confusion.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 10, 2005 15:19:18 GMT -5
2. She bawled and Olaf got down and tried to console her. after a few failed attempts he consoled her by saying. 1. If it doesn't come off I'll steal all the cover up your heart desires. 2.Darling, money will fix it. 3.Just stand next to Violet and you will look pretty by comparison.
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 10, 2005 17:42:18 GMT -5
2 she suddenly stops crying "your right!" she says and laughs "now to get the orphans so we can get the money!" she yells 1.olaf smiles and suddenly the green stuff pops and he yells in pain 2.both olaf and esmes green sutffs pop and they both scream in pain 3.lemony comes out and erases the green sploches and then disappears
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 10, 2005 18:17:58 GMT -5
3. "How very odd"said esme. "Quite" "But if how did he get in here. . ." A)Esme And Olaf Discovered the door was open B)He appeared out of thin air C)They declare the mystery unsolvable and dress up as elves
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 10, 2005 19:15:06 GMT -5
1. "We should really be more observant..." Esme commented. 1. they get out of the jail cell and corner the orphans 2.Violet closes the cell door hitting Olaf in the process. 3. Olaf remembers how they passed time in jail last time. "Tickle fight!"
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 10, 2005 22:43:04 GMT -5
2 olaf lies on the floor either unconcious or dead esme screams "hes dead again!" and 1.does a strange dance aroun the cell 2.trys to strangle violet throught the bars 3.trys to strangle herself 4.sits and crys.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 11, 2005 6:20:53 GMT -5
1 "Hissy Hassy Hossy Hoe"said Esme And Count Olaf magically came back to life. "How did you do that Esme?" "Didn't I tell you i used to be a magical Indian Princess" "But if you were a magical Indian Princess why didn't you use your powers to get us out of here?"
A)"Oh yeah, I forgot" B)"I'm a magical Indian Princess, Not bloody Dumbledore" C)"I thought that wouldn't be very realistic"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 11, 2005 10:31:56 GMT -5
a. LOL.
Meanwhile, the Baudelaires were watching in confusion as Esme's dance had also brought Klaus back to life. "This is...... bizzare," Violet said, as Esme and Olaf began to tickle fight. They suddenly started kissing, and so Violet covered her siblings eyes and shut hers, saying "Nothing to see here." "All too right," Duncan said, leading his siblings away as well.
Halfway down the street away from the jail, Isadora suddenly burst into tears. "Why are you crying?" Klaus asked. "I WANT A BOYFRIEND, TOOOOOOO!!!!!" she wailed. Suddenly Violet followed suit. "Is someone having mood swings?" Klaus asked his sister sympathetically. "NO!" Violet shouted, kicking him in the leg. Klaus went to comfort Isadora. Klaus said:
1) I'll be Isadora's boyfriend, and Duncan can be Violet's. 2) I'll be Isadora's boyfriend, and Quigley can be Violet's. 3) Let's ask Violet if she'll make a machine to make Sunny into a teenager, and then either Quigley or Duncan can have her, and the other can have Violet.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 11, 2005 12:45:51 GMT -5
C. Violet wrapped her arm around Quigley. Isadora and Klaus had a tickle fight and the teenager Sunny went with Duncan. Sunny checks out her new look . "I look so like totally kewl! " Blows a bubble with her chewing gum and is wearing modern teenager clothes miniskirt ext... Esme and Olaf have decided that they can spend the time in jail together. But before they serve their sentence they all decide to go on a 4 way date. The 8 choose to go and:
1.Have dinner at Cafe Salmonella 2.Go to a disco club 3. Hang out at Esme's house playing truth or dare and spin the bottle
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 11, 2005 12:56:27 GMT -5
3. "Like, lets totally go to Esmes House!" said sunny. "Sunny, that was shockingly out of character"said Klaus. "Oh shut up orphan face in the orphan shack!"said Sunny while she got out her cell phone to call Carmelita Spats "Hi Carmelita do you like totally wanna go to the mall" "OK let me take a shower first though!" "I need to do something to!" A)Sunny then tee peed the Klaus B)She painted her nails C)She Turned back into a toddler D)She went to buy a dictionary of hip words
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 11, 2005 16:09:47 GMT -5
She painted her nails. While she did this the rest of them went to Esme's house. Olaf got out a bottle and they sat in a circle. Isadora was eager to kiss Klaus and tried to cheat and make the bottle land on him but its missed and landed on... 1.Olaf 2.Duncan 3. Jerome-who had just walked into the room.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 12, 2005 4:45:00 GMT -5
3. Lol "Oh, my Isadora, well. . . pucker up" said Jerome not even acknowledging his former wife on the the floor next to him "AUGH!" screamed Isadora as she ran for the door "But Isadora, I love you!" "Go away" "Isadora, I'm a A)Good Kisser B)Armed Assasin C)The City 6th Most Important Financial Advisor D)Orlando Bloom
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